Dear Ladies,
Merry Christmas!
- The Superficial Writer
P.S. Also, why not? Josh or Hugh Jackman? And someone’s losing a limb. GO!
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val | December 8, 2008 at 12:03 pm
very nice
twizlah | December 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
first, but really wanting to be
woman | December 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
\o/
woman | December 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
\o/
moron | December 8, 2008 at 12:04 pm
first!
Kat | December 8, 2008 at 12:09 pm
NIIIIIICE
tp | December 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm
He looks like an ape
Alex | December 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Anyone heard from Randal, lately?
Kathy | December 8, 2008 at 12:10 pm
He’s just barely fit and not fat. He looks much better in his trademark white-trash halfway unbuttoned shirt.
shellibelli | December 8, 2008 at 12:11 pm
i dont get it
he has no shoulders!
put more Jackman up please
Andrea | December 8, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Hot, but definitely a big farter.
hellcat1983 | December 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Oh YUM! Would I love to be LOST with that!
Jenna | December 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Hugh Jackman by far!
He doesn’t need to lay around half naked in the ocean to be sexy. He could be blowing his nose and I’d still say he’s hot
Alex | December 8, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Oh yeah, I almost forgot. And stinky fingers in three, two, one….
hotels | December 8, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Who is he?
agent | December 8, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Josh, sweetie, love you to death. Always with the 5 o’clock shadow. Hot, in a hotly disease-y way that the secretly dirty girls like.
But…you gonna do stuff like this, hire a trainer. Like, yesterday. You’re a biscuit away from the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Sandi | December 8, 2008 at 12:17 pm
#15 – he plays Sawyer on “Lost” And he looks awesome – he would look even better with his pants off. Whats up with the jeans?
jrz | December 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Who?
kater | December 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm
he looks like a fucking oaf.
next.
Dana | December 8, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Hot!
Cindy | December 8, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I love his trashy vibe, but he needs to lay off the Bud & wings. Not all of us have fantasies about the paunchy-hot repairman (“looks like you need some pipe work, ma’am”…bow chicka wow wow…).
Elmo | December 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm
eww xP he’s grosss…
Henrietta | December 8, 2008 at 12:27 pm
You kidding? I don’t know how they say Hugh Jackson is the sexiest man, of course a bunch of grannies sitting around playing poker and reading GQ perhaps. Oops! But Josh is sexy! That I agree
havoc | December 8, 2008 at 12:28 pm
I hope he was filming something and not just caught rolling around in the surf in his jeans. Was this on a gays-only beach?
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Ardgelina | December 8, 2008 at 12:37 pm
ew? no definition anywhere!!!! y would anyone want that?
whateveryo | December 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm
he could have taken his jeans off >.< lol
p0nk | December 8, 2008 at 12:39 pm
waxed chest, unshaven face, swimming in his jeans…. know how i know you’re gay?
Sarah | December 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm
lmao@all the jealous guys chiming in with their “he’s gay” comments. Don’t be so insecure, it’s very unattractive in men.
lucycharms | December 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm
I wish I were the ocean….
Eat your heart out Jackman. You might be more ripped(right now) but you def don’t have that unbeatable Holloway Mojo. It’s the full package….cheesy but true.
ag | December 8, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Win
alliejane | December 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Here’s how it goes down: Jackman is such a badass he rips off his own arm, and beats Holloway till he squeals like the doughboy he is (props to post 16) then fastens a light weight sea worthy craft from Holloway’s extra midsection skin. He paddles with dismembered arm to the fucking island that we refer to as LOST, fights polar bears (w/ dismembered arm) and saves the 30 or so idiots on the island from a disastrous 5th season.
and Jackman would do all this simply cause he has a day off and is bored.
he then goes back to being unbelievably hot, old, and gay
Heather | December 8, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Hugh…definitely Hugh.
What is with the jeans?!? He doesn’t have money to buy a proper swim suit or brains (or other parts) to skinny dip?
Kahlee | December 8, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I don’t like the waxed chest look, so I prefer Hugh Jackman.
lala | December 8, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Fish,
First off I want to thank you so much for posting a hot man up instead of a coked out skank whore. Even though the skanks are entertaining, us ladies still need to see a hunk of hotness every once in awhile.
Hugh still wins my vote though.
Adrienne | December 8, 2008 at 12:49 pm
i hate swimming in clothes. why in the hell would he swim in his jeans!!! is he trying to compress his penis or what!!!!!!!!
FRIST!!! | December 8, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Don’t know who he is except someone on here said he is on Lost. I do not watch Lost. All I know is Hugh has a male version of “butter face” and this guy is a homo seeking photo ops..
I vote for NEITHER (or is it niether) no the first one, pretty sure.
Clem | December 8, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Good looking guy but needs to stop eating all the pies.
Grizzlies | December 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Yummy!
Mrs Pumperknuckle | December 8, 2008 at 1:00 pm
He’s FAT.
Dani | December 8, 2008 at 1:03 pm
WOW! Hottest pic i’ve seen in a long long while.
yummy.
susan | December 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm
He’s handsome but, yeah, he needs to tone up, since he doesn’t have the greatest frame to begin with. All in all, not bad for an American guy. They’re the worst, by the way – the average American white guy let himself go while still in college and now proudly sports a hairy beer belly hanging over an uninspiring package, all the while criticizing girls if they don’t look like supermodels. Hollywood knows all about this – give American girls any type of halfway hot non-American guy and they’ll go absolutely wild over him, because of the contrast with Joe the Bald Loudmouth Bigbelly Alcoholic Plumber. It’s like the line that American brides always say – “I didn’t really land him, it’s more like he beached himself on my couch.”
KawaiiAyu | December 8, 2008 at 1:11 pm
oh YUMMMMM
Kahlee | December 8, 2008 at 1:21 pm
@36 yeah, what is the name for a male butterface? But’iz face?
Danklin24 | December 8, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Gayest pictures ever. Is the new Superficial writer also a flamming homo? Perez???
L | December 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Hmm. I’m in bed with Jackman. Lost boy enters and objects to us being in his bed. Hugh rips his arm off and throws him through the window. We have hot sex again.
m.munroe | December 8, 2008 at 1:29 pm
HUGH JACKMAN! any day – any way!
M | December 8, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Hmm. I’m in bed with Jackman. Lost boy enters and objects to us being in his bed. Hugh rips his clothes off and throws him on the bed. I vomit as I watch them have brutally inconsiderate buttsex.
Stefi | December 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
He is so sexy!:. IMO he is way more sexy then Hugh!
B. Larry | December 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
How hilarious. I love how defensive the (I assume?) ladies get on this site whenever someone has the audacity to say, whoever, Lily Allen is a little plump; the histrionics about unfair judgments on women’s bodies, yet look at this. This guy does not “sit around eating beer and wings.” All you judgmental ladies should well know: after 30 you don’t need to do anything to look as “fat” as Josh Holloway except not starve yourself of carbs and not train 6 hours a day. Oh, but we’re men so it’s fair to sling that kind of stuff at us, huh? Well to that I say Kim Kardashian’s ass is huge, how do you like that?
NickiChick | December 8, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I’d imagine those wet jeans would be difficult to get out of. And, being as I work in health care, I am trained to help out for such an occasion!