Josh Hartnett sort of beats people up

March 5th, 2007 // 61 Comments
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Josh Hartnett was involved in a bar fight last month in New York and his rep was spinning it that he was standing up for a woman’s honor. But now witnesses have come forward saying it was basically his entourage kicking some guy’s ass while he stood around watching:

“Hartnett was with a group of very aggressive guys and two girls,” said a Whiskey Ward patron. “One of the girls in his group claimed a guy in the bar pushed her, and Josh’s friends started getting really heated.” “At about 4:15, a group of guys jumped [a fellow patron],” said a female witness to the incident. “They threw him to ground and kicked him. And Josh was just standing by and watching.” Friends of Hartnett, along with his reps, denied that account, and said he tried to stop the fight by loudly saying, “Everyone just relax and grow up.” His pals also claim the other guys were the aggressors, and that one of them “cold-clocked” a member of the actor’s crew in the head.

So who are we supposed to believe? The multiple witnesses at the bar or the guy who thought those glasses were a good idea. Personally the only person I trust in all this is my leprechaun friend Bojangles. He lives on my shoulder and tells me to steal things.


  1. kroertjcj

    Almost Harry Potter, kind of retro Johnny Depp, mostly NOT sexy anymore!

  2. You’re freakin’ nuts.

    Bojangles lives on MY shoulder, and he’s telling me to whoop your ass .

  3. littledoll

    Nerd boy deserves to get his face punched on a daily basis!!! Why didn’t someone beat this twerp at the bar? I would have loved to kick the crap out of him at school– *Another useless hollyweirdo actor.

  4. Yourfairytale

    Hartnett is still smoking hot. But the shape and color of the glasses do nothing for him. He needs some good old-fashioned black, plastic-rimmed Buddy Holly glasses. Those are SEXY! He needs to get rid of the goatee too.

  5. what a cock….has his goons beat up a person

  6. james

    he had laser hair removal on his beard. you can see how patchy it is in 30 days of night. that yak beard thing is a blatant cover up. lol. don’t fret josh, it will eventually all grow back!

  7. ainur

    josh wears what he feels is comfortable for him…I wouldn’t interfere a fight as well if I were him… get bruises and for what? for some drunkies? no thx…he really does look great in most anything and the fact that he does not care about what people like u would say makes him even smarter…u just envy him which is fairly understandable but puh-lease don’t tell me he looks like a geek and that he isn’t attractive…come on, that’s obvious he damn is…

  8. ainur

    josh wears what he feels is comfortable for him…I wouldn’t interfere a fight as well if I were him… get bruises and for what? for some drunkies? no thx…he really does look great in most anything and the fact that he does not care about what people like u would say makes him even smarter…u just envy him which is fairly understandable but puh-lease don’t tell me he looks like a geek and that he isn’t attractive…come on, that’s obvious he damn is…

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