Josh Hartnett was involved in a bar fight last month in New York and his rep was spinning it that he was standing up for a woman’s honor. But now witnesses have come forward saying it was basically his entourage kicking some guy’s ass while he stood around watching:
“Hartnett was with a group of very aggressive guys and two girls,” said a Whiskey Ward patron. “One of the girls in his group claimed a guy in the bar pushed her, and Josh’s friends started getting really heated.” “At about 4:15, a group of guys jumped [a fellow patron],” said a female witness to the incident. “They threw him to ground and kicked him. And Josh was just standing by and watching.” Friends of Hartnett, along with his reps, denied that account, and said he tried to stop the fight by loudly saying, “Everyone just relax and grow up.” His pals also claim the other guys were the aggressors, and that one of them “cold-clocked” a member of the actor’s crew in the head.
So who are we supposed to believe? The multiple witnesses at the bar or the guy who thought those glasses were a good idea. Personally the only person I trust in all this is my leprechaun friend Bojangles. He lives on my shoulder and tells me to steal things.
MrSemprini | March 5, 2007 at 9:52 am
Who?
MizScarlett | March 5, 2007 at 9:53 am
I thought Wally Cox was dead.
MizScarlett | March 5, 2007 at 9:54 am
Or is this Errol Flynn’s gay great-grandson?
Tits_McGhee | March 5, 2007 at 9:55 am
“Where were you on the night of February 5, 2007 at 10:00PM?”
crabbie | March 5, 2007 at 9:57 am
Hartnett’s a cunt.
Adult Underoos | March 5, 2007 at 10:01 am
pork chop sandwiches!
23apples | March 5, 2007 at 10:08 am
Awww Josh is trying to show the world that HE wanted to be Harry Potter!! He’s not taking those glasses off until he lands the role in the last movie.
Manistoned | March 5, 2007 at 10:10 am
So that’s how actors get in fights? By proxy?
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 5, 2007 at 10:11 am
I am clearly getting older because I never know who half of these people are, including Josh Hornet.
He looks like a Sigmund Freud impersonator.
arrested-development | March 5, 2007 at 10:14 am
The only way this guy could be more gay would be if he were dating someone as hot as Scarlett Johanssen and broke up with her. Wait…wait… Yes, he already did that.
ChicagoEric | March 5, 2007 at 10:16 am
Come on, some chick tells her guy friends that some guy pushed her in a bar at 4:00am? Of course at that time beer muscles are in full force. I wonder if the girl said “whoever beats up that guy can do me.” Of course, Josh, still pondering the lose of Scarlett, responded to her offer and said, “as with this fight, can I stand around and watch you get it?”
What is with that facial hair that looks like he glued it on from some old halloween costume. If you can’t grow facial hair, don’t do it, it makes you look like a….well, you see what he looks like.
Spindoc | March 5, 2007 at 10:17 am
I thought only Child molesters or people with cars up on blocks in front of their trailor parks had wispy moustache’s like that.
Seriously, with that thing on his lip he looks like he should be down in the basement cooking up a batch of meth.
sevenandaswitchblade | March 5, 2007 at 10:19 am
Josh, aunt Dee Dee has been looking for those glasses for about a month. You know at 70 she doesn’t have much to do but crossword puzzles and complain about “them darkies.”
P.S. Drop by sometime, she misses those footrubs.
schadenfreudelicious | March 5, 2007 at 10:24 am
..at one time I actually thought Josh was a decent looking guy…I take that back, he looks like Harry Potter with a bad porn ‘stash.
Carsten5577 | March 5, 2007 at 10:27 am
He looks like a nerd.
itspat | March 5, 2007 at 10:44 am
those are the glasses he puts on when he thinks there might be a fight.
fearsarewishes | March 5, 2007 at 11:02 am
OK, friends of Josh Hartnett, the phrase is not “cold-clocked”, but rather it is “cold-cocked” or sometimes “coldcocked.”
Of course, none of Josh’s boyfriends would know that because they keep each other cocks nice and toasty by jamming them in each other’s mouths and buttocks.
Isn’t that nice?
DingleberryJam | March 5, 2007 at 11:15 am
are there even lenses in those frames?
What he really needs is a magnificent neckbeard and a WWE wrestling t-shirt to pull his look together.
diarrhea riot | March 5, 2007 at 11:19 am
Sweet pube-stache.
JandalOfDoom | March 5, 2007 at 11:19 am
Screw fag boy – I’d like to know more about this Bojangles you speak of…
Lizzle | March 5, 2007 at 11:26 am
The only thing that resembles a pussy more than Josh Hartnett himself is that beard/goatee thing he has growing on his face.
Niecy | March 5, 2007 at 11:36 am
Please tell me this is his look for a part in a movie.
I kind of believe his friends’ story. Josh was probably standing there, drinking a beer, saying “Stop it guys” in the way people say it when they really don’t care if you stop or not.
SuburbanCowboy | March 5, 2007 at 11:40 am
Yup, the term is Cold-Cocked. not clocked.
That is almost as annoying as when people say “Butt-naked” instead of the proper term “Buck Naked”.
D'oh Eyes | March 5, 2007 at 11:46 am
Wow, and to think I used to consider him hot. Those glasses and I-think-I-can goatee make him look like a pedophile professor.
TashaVin` | March 5, 2007 at 11:56 am
Hmm. I do not like how he’s got the Johnny Depp attempt on his face. Only Johnny is allowed to have scraggly lip hair.
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 12:03 pm
isn’t this the guy whose been digging a hole to scarlett’s heart via her vag?
mygodisthatyouranus? | March 5, 2007 at 12:05 pm
I heard Josh got so excited watching the men fight that a little bit of Astroglyde squirted out of his ass.
MR_DG | March 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm
#25 I agree, Depp is the only one that can pull that off. Well……Depp and my aunt from Italy.
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 12:08 pm
i would fuck johnny depp’s dick off then take it home to complete my shrine.
LL | March 5, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Wow, I didn’t think there was a way to make Josh Hartnett look bad. My mistake. Yeah, very few dudes can pull off the almost-mustache, and he’s not one of ‘em. Depp, for sure. Mmmm… Johnny Depp.
MR_DG | March 5, 2007 at 12:51 pm
NipsyHustle: I think theres laws that wouldnt allow that! :-p COME ON LADIES SETTLE DOWN NOW! He’s a TOOL!
crestlin | March 5, 2007 at 1:01 pm
#19 & 21 that’s exactly what i thought about his four or five facial hairs…josh, please take some tweezers and pluck them off. i’m not even going to comment on the wanna-be-johnny depp-one-size-too-small glasses.
suzy | March 5, 2007 at 1:09 pm
can someone please tell him that he will never be Johnny Depp.
lickmybutt | March 5, 2007 at 1:22 pm
i say the girl that said the doode pushed her is to blame. my guy friends would do the same. and josh can be hot, definitly not with that creepy mustache, but he can be. but damn is it a shame that he wasnt actually the one fighting… that would be hot.
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 1:35 pm
please stop. all this talk about johnny is making me moist downstairs.
Stink | March 5, 2007 at 2:40 pm
See? If everyone wore glasses there’d be world peace. Or a planet full of geeks.
Bree | March 5, 2007 at 3:01 pm
I like how he just stood there watching, and this still makes news. Oh well, at least he’s attempting to look slightly intelligent. Although he looks a bit ape-ish and the pubes on his face are a bit disturbing.
HollyJ | March 5, 2007 at 3:46 pm
That’s a great pic of Nancy McKeon.
pekpekshorts | March 5, 2007 at 4:57 pm
It’s Scarlett who screws the whole town. Not Hartnett!
NicotineEyePatch | March 5, 2007 at 6:03 pm
What’s up with the duo-hairdo? It’s feathered back on one side, Caesared on the other. And the hornrims are very “I’m an old school James Dean fan!”. So he probably knew that someone would pick a fight with him because of the hair, and he wore the glasses as a protective measure. The tie and moustache were so he wouldn’t get carded at the door.
Moustache? Sorry, chocolate milk stain.
amelie3007 | March 5, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Wow he’s hot! (and I’m not being sarcastic)
TashaVin` | March 5, 2007 at 7:15 pm
^5 @# 29, but I’d rather keep him as a play thing for a while… you know, my cat toy. :o)
NipsyHustle | March 5, 2007 at 8:04 pm
#42
i could only hope to be so level headed when in the same room as johnny. lord give me strength!!!!
sid | March 5, 2007 at 9:18 pm
“So who are we supposed to believe? The multiple witnesses at the bar or the guy who thought those glasses were a good idea. Personally the only person I trust in all this is my leprechaun friend Bojangles. He lives on my shoulder and tells me to steal things.”
Fuck, that was weak, man.
Worst one ever.
DrunkBlogger | March 5, 2007 at 9:38 pm
All I know about this picture is that he looks like the White Trash Version of Johnny Depp…which is an oxymoron in itself if you really, really, really think about it hard. Of course, I wouldn’t, because I actually like Johnny Depp.
Candycane | March 5, 2007 at 10:27 pm
The guys at the bar were aggressive because they had just seen a Josh Hartnett movie.
After sitting through “Wicker Park”, I was ready to start kicking some serious ass, too.
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 12:11 am
Motherfuckin’ Charlie Bronson over here…
flauccinaucinihilipilifcation | March 6, 2007 at 4:37 am
I’m getting withdrawals from the good stuff – c’mon superfish, bring in some worthy goss…
Superimpose pictures and make them up if need be… i’m starting to sweat over here…
HughJorganthethird | March 6, 2007 at 9:52 am
Kicked him eh? about what I would expect from this pussy and his crew of sodomites.
If you can’t kick this shirley’s ass you should just hang em up.
fame is funny | March 6, 2007 at 10:07 am
Are the East Coast and the West Coast nerds beefing again?