Josh Hartnett hospitalized

March 30th, 2009 // 45 Comments

Josh Hartnett was hospitalized early this morning after suffering abdominal pain, according to E! News:

Hartnett was out Sunday at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont when he began “suffering from a flare of a gastrointestinal problem that plagued him while he was starring in the West End of London during the production of Rain Man,” says rep Susan Patricola. The actor was laid up for a few days last November.
Patricola says Hartnett walked into an ambulance under his own power about 1:45 a.m. He was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.
“He is under observation but is resting comfortably,” she says.

Usually after I eat Taco Bell, I just pop some Tums. But if Josh Hartnett wants to ride in an ambulance, who am I to judge? Directly.

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Comments (45)

  1. Amy | March 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Poor guy! First! I love this website!

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  2. Que | March 30, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    Que ?

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  3. Natasha Richardson | March 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    I hope he fuckin dies.

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  4. testing | March 30, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Huh, who knew wooden actors had intestines

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  5. M.D. | March 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    A few typos to fix – he was in the South End starring in a production of the “Green Apple Quick Step.”

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  6. Randal | March 30, 2009 at 3:41 pm

    Wishing you a quick and healthy recovery Josh and thanks for keeping us in the loop. Hope to see you back on the big screen this summer in your upcoming blockbuster.

    Randal

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  7. Andrea | March 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Oh, so he was out at the place where John Belushi gave himself a lethal speedball? And he’s got “gastrointestinal problems” you say? Sure. Fine. Ok.

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  8. Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Could it be from taking it up the old poop chute?

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  9. GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Dude stop taking it up the poopshute.

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  10. mr sensitive | March 30, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    Any minute now TMZ should have the first pictures of his bedpan.

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  11. now say | March 30, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    “look what we did…ewwww”

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  12. Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    GUY–you shiney fuck!

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  13. Dr Phowstus | March 30, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    Even Asian dudes are like “what happened to his eyes?”

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  14. RichPort's Ghost | March 30, 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Maybe his stomach is pissed that his career has been over for years now…

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  15. Josh "Wayne Campbell" Harnett | March 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm

    I did a play in London. It was really hard, I stayed up all night on it. Then the next day in gym class I was on the minitramp and I got diarrhea.

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  16. asian dude | March 30, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    What happen to eyres?

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  17. PunkA | March 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    You’d think the guy would have learned by not to not do too much heroin on an empty stomach. Stupid ass clown can’t hold his juice. Or his women. Pussy.

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  18. Jrz | March 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Motherfuckah looks like a possum

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  19. GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    ##18 Maybe that’s it possum found a new home. In his ass.

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  20. E! | March 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    Reached for comment, Josh said,
    “pfffft…PTHPPTHBPTHBPTHBPHBPTHB…PBRRRRBRBRBRB….squirt…squirt…PLOBPLOBPLBOPPLBO!!! FARRRT!!!…pfft…

    (wipe)
    (wipe)
    (wipe)
    (wi..PPHTPHTOPHTPHTPHTPHTPHTPHT…PLOP PLOP

    PLOP…pfffft…bloop…bloop…bleep…

    PTHPTPHTPHTPHT!!!!!”

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  21. Rhialto | March 30, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    Who’s he!? What’s he doing here!? Who’s reponisble!?

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  22. GuyHolly | March 30, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    Ninj must feel awfully bereft without possum.

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  23. Stan | March 30, 2009 at 4:17 pm

    I hope the next story is about Khloe Kardashian’s problem with rivers of yeasty discharge.

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  24. R2-D2 | March 30, 2009 at 4:18 pm

    Boop! Humans weak specimen! Blip! Limited flesh and blood! Beep!

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  25. Nero | March 30, 2009 at 4:21 pm

    Eww! He looks like a momma boy to me!

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  26. Wendy | March 30, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    He faked all the symptoms in the hope of receiving a thorough physical exam.

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  27. Sauron | March 30, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    Weak people are mean people folks! It’s all about mentality and attitude! In the animal world they’re the first to be taken!

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  28. Josh | March 30, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    “I’d say the first time was about 15 years ago…what? Oh, ok. No, I wouldn’t say I’ve had any anal bleeding specifically associated with this illness.”

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  29. testing | March 30, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    At least he isn’t blaming sushi like that ass clown Piven

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  30. Galtacticus | March 30, 2009 at 4:34 pm

    There’re whole cattles of weak people!

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  31. Nero | March 30, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    Yum,anything is acceptable for me except pork!

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  32. Ha! | March 30, 2009 at 4:44 pm

    #29! ha! Yes.

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  33. syn | March 30, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I’d be sick to my stomach too if I’d helped to absolutely jack up a great story like 30 Days of Night. Whatever. I hope he’s ok, but a little bit of painful gas would serve him right for his “acting” career.

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  34. i call 'em as I see 'em | March 30, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    #3 you are a very disturbed person.
    You are also funny as hell.
    You made me snort audibly.

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  35. AirMail | March 30, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    There’s something going around. Listen to the Doctors and take good care of yourself. Your are about the only watchable actor left in Hollywood.

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  36. hollywood_hillbilly | March 30, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Ah yes, late night curry will do that to you.

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  37. devilsrain | March 30, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    How much of a fag do you have to be to call an ambulance for a stomach ache!? Attention whore

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  38. devilsumbrella | March 30, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    #37 You’ve obviously never had appendicitis. You can’t driven when you have abdominal pain like that altho you can walk – real slowly. Sometimes it takes a few attacks before your appendix really flares up enough to come out.

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  39. gerard Vandenberg | March 31, 2009 at 12:20 am

    yep, I’m sure.
    THIS FAGGOT IS DYING, folks!!

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  40. adaford | March 31, 2009 at 4:19 am

    I’m an open girl! I like strong guys. Do you want to date with me? Do you want to have an amazing night? If so, please join in –?–seekbi.com–?–

    Reply
  41. Mr. Jones | March 31, 2009 at 7:09 am

    Two words: rat poison

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  42. J-Dizzle | March 31, 2009 at 9:26 am

    @ 6

    Randal I wish you would throw yourself into oncoming traffic during rush hour.
    Thanks

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  43. Sephystal | March 31, 2009 at 9:58 am

    GET WELL SOON JOSH!

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  44. learn spanish online | March 31, 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Well, he may not be dying but seriously after Patrick Swayze and his debacle you never no.
    Hope its nothing bad !!

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  45. portable media player | May 14, 2010 at 1:44 am

    There is something going around. Doctors listen and take good care of yourself. His only watchable actor in Hollywood are left.

    Reply

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