Josh Hartnett is suing the Daily Mirror for printing a story that alleges he had sex in a hotel library and was caught on CCTV. Here’s the supposed eye-witness report:
“Unfortunately the hotel has security cameras all over the place – the library included. This means their every spit and cough was recorded, and cringing hotel workers saw all of Josh’s X-rated moves. Josh didn’t seem bothered that the library wasn’t locked and anyone could just burst in. He just kind of went for it.
“After the event, someone had a quiet word in Josh’s ear and he was asked to take his personal business elsewhere in future. Josh took it on the chin and didn’t kick up a fuss. He’s been as good as gold since.”
Josh’s lawyers filed the lawsuit today and he’s seeking damages along with a public apology, according to the BBC:
The allegations are “not only untrue but a complete fabrication”, said his legal representatives, adding they were “defamatory and unsubstantiated”.
Jesus, Josh Hartnett, you don’t deny a story like this. You confirm it then fill in the parts that were left out: Like the fact that the woman in question was really five women and afterwards you found the Holy Grail using only your motorcycle and a broadsword.* Or you can do it your way and look like a wienie. Whatever.
*Fact: All my dates end with an epic quest, ladies. (Epic quest may or may not involve trying to locate the clitoris which is near your belly-button, right? No, wait, don’t tell me. I know this one…)
vern | September 9, 2008 at 3:49 pm
so wait, who’s the chick?
Sportsdvl | September 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm
I agree with Fish, why would he deny this? Either the tape exists or it doesn’t. My guess is he blew his load a little bit early and is afraid the tape will show the world he’s not great in the sack.
Crystal | September 9, 2008 at 3:58 pm
Oh the questing we could do! lol
FRIST!!! | September 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Yay, Fish listened to me last post!!!! I’m his favorite, you know..
rob | September 9, 2008 at 3:59 pm
second!!!
havoc | September 9, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Of course it didn’t happen. He had his purity ring on.
In truth, he was with Russell Brand and gave him a rusty trombone….
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m.munroe | September 9, 2008 at 4:09 pm
oh, hes still famous??
rough daddy | September 9, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Again with this “Daily Mirror” fabricating what ever they can,,,
superfish that guy is a swordsman,,,and can do anything but grow a decent facial hair!!!
Sid | September 9, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Josh must be a Democrat – he was caught having sex with a WOMAN.
Barack Obama | September 9, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Vote for me. I’m a radical Marxist.
John McCain | September 9, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Vote for me. Just look for the box next to the name John… John … John … something. It begins with an “M” … or maybe a “C” … or something. Fuck. What’s my name?!! NURSE! WHAT’S MY NAME?
Cindy McCain | September 9, 2008 at 4:34 pm
John McCain. Your name is JOHN MCCAIN.
For the millionth fucking time.
Where’s my fucking Vicodin? I just grabbed the whole bottle from that guy with pancreatic cancer…where’d I put it?
John McCain | September 9, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Thank you, nurse.
Michael | September 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
I heard he’s a REAL DICK and and ASSHOLE; Also
and a cheap tipper in real life. i have 2 friends who have waited on him at different times- diffrent places too.
Trover | September 9, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Should we know this guy? Don;t post him ever again without screencaps from his encounter. Otherwise, boring.
blah | September 9, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Thank you fish for posting 2 hot guys in one day! As a heterosexual woman, I was really getting sick of all the bikini posts (that being said, please don’t post any guys in banana hammocks, ugh). I have been checking out this website for years & I remember there being more of a “variety” of celebs back then, rather than just the endless bikini/hot chick posts now. Anyways, Josh & Ashton may be douchebags as far as personality goes, I don’t know. But either way, I find them so damn f*ckable! …….yum! More please!
gerard Vandenberg | September 10, 2008 at 1:06 pm
You know why?
BOY’S ALWAYS SAY “YES”!!