Josh Hartnett and Scarlett Johansson do it for a long time

josh-scarlett-tantric.jpgJosh Hartnett has hinted that he and Scarlett Johansson have been practicing the mystical sex meditation technique of tantric sex.

“A really dirty friend of mine gave me a book on tantric sex for my birthday. I studied it to see what all the fuss was about. It’s not easy but it’s all good.”

Look, if Josh Hartnett wants me to kick him in the groin all he has to do is come out and ask. He doesn’t have to make up silly stories about having sex with Scarlett Johansson for hours and hours, filling me with a hateful rage that makes me drive my fist through every wall I see. Your nuts are mine, Hartnett. Your nuts are mine!