Josh Duhamel might be blind

July 11th, 2007 // 73 Comments
fergie-shorts-candids-00.jpg

Josh Duhamel’s live-in girlfriend, Fergie, has reportedly just installed a stripper pole in their home. Duhamel tells Glamour:

“Fergie is taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, ’cause she doesn’t want to look stupid.”

He also adds that there’s “no way” he would’ve scored with Fergie when he was younger, saying:

“She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.”

There are a lot of very confusing things going on in this interview. Like Josh Duhamel saying Fergie just installed a stripper pole and not following that up with ten minutes of screaming. Or him saying Fergie is intimidatingly hot. Yeah, Fergie has her moments, but for the most part she looks like this. Which I wouldn’t really describe as hot. ‘Leather monster’ might be a more appropriate term. Or ‘a dude.’

superficial

  1. krazikelliisatwat

    oh, no krazistupidkuntfacebitch is back.

    girl, i wouldn’t put other people down because the world already has a low opinion of you. you only make yourself look stupid and we all look more intelligent in the end.

  2. bitchsaywhat

    fergie is not unattractive-she just wears too much makeup and needs to stay away from tanning beds. but her bod is nice and i bet she could fix her face up a bit.

  3. Me

    well, I guess when she’s dancing, he’s not looking at her FACE, and so it’s the idea of what her body is doing that is a turn on…that can be the only explanation because little miss platypus face is definitely NOT HOT above the shoulders. I swear he must close his eyes and imagine someone hotter, like rosie o’donnell while they are, ya know, doing it and all.

  4. HeavenScent

    Fergie doesn’t know how to use a stripper pole?! Egads it’s like Mr. T not pitying fools…whose meth aftermath was worse, hers or Jenna whateverface’s?

  5. mary

    Hes gorgeous..i dont give a fuck about her! Lucky bitch she has him.

  6. #51=who am I talkin too?
    wtz..how do U know that
    the world haz a low opinion
    of me?

  7. MissDior17

    He’s definitely too hot for her.

  8. Bling

    I heard somewhere that she’s had a ton of plastic surgery. Why would someone actually pay money to look like this?

  9. ToTellTheTruth

    Lol, what turned you on about her Josh? Was it that time she PISSED on herself at some night club???

  10. Fuglylicious

    It’s good to know I’m not the only one who thinks s/he looks like a drag queen. I’d be very offended if anyone called me “Fergalicious”. Sadly, Josh is probably using her for publicity. There’s no way he can seriously find her/him/it “hot.”

  11. Cristal

    Fergie looks like Hatchetface from the movie Crybaby with Johnny Depp and Ricki Lake.

  12. Cristal

    Fergie looks like Hatchetface from the movie Crybaby with Johnny Depp and Ricki Lake.

  13. Also she pees on herself in public onstage.

  14. Also she pees on herself in public onstage.

  15. Sarah

    What is wrong with you people?? Your so jealous of her aren’t you!! You want to be her!!!
    “wow i just think i have worked so hard for this and what are you doing other then sitting there behind your computers talking shit about me” [Fergie] , take note of that you haters!!!
    In my opinion they are the cutest couple ever and fergie is in nop way a man i mean wtf your losers [?]Where is the love [?] Leave fergie alone and get a cure for your sick disease (jealously) Fergie You Rock and Dont Forget That!!!!! and yes i think its good for them that they got the stripper pole lol!!

  16. she’s really UGLY without her makeup
    whew
    lol
    but yeah i dont see why he’s with HER eww :|

  17. Stephanie

    I’m so glad others out there believe she’s a tranny as I do, he must have Stockholm Syndrome…it’s hard to go back to women when you’ve gone Furga-tranny-licious.

  18. Abi

    I wonder if Fergie wears a strap-on?

  19. lisa the diva

    she is not ugly for sure..hes absolutely BEAUTIFUL…simply put..not all about looks..the heart wants what the heart wants!

  20. lisa the diva

    she is not ugly for sure..hes absolutely BEAUTIFUL…simply put..not all about looks..the heart wants what the heart wants!

  21. fergie lover no matter what!

    hey it’s cute!!!!!!!!!

  22. The story is totally TRUE! That stripper knew not only what hotel he was staying at, but his room number. Some things you can’t make up. Plus, this stripper is not what you’d call a brain surgeon….she wouldn’t be smart enough to make up so many small details. He did it, and Fergie knows it.

Leave A Comment