Josh Duhamel might be blind


Josh Duhamel’s live-in girlfriend, Fergie, has reportedly just installed a stripper pole in their home. Duhamel tells Glamour:

“Fergie is taking lessons, but she won’t get on it until she knows what she’s doing, ’cause she doesn’t want to look stupid.”

He also adds that there’s “no way” he would’ve scored with Fergie when he was younger, saying:

“She would have been too hot for me in high school. I would have been intimidated by her.”

There are a lot of very confusing things going on in this interview. Like Josh Duhamel saying Fergie just installed a stripper pole and not following that up with ten minutes of screaming. Or him saying Fergie is intimidatingly hot. Yeah, Fergie has her moments, but for the most part she looks like this. Which I wouldn’t really describe as hot. ‘Leather monster’ might be a more appropriate term. Or ‘a dude.’