Josh Duhamel is Okay, Everybody

December 6th, 2010 // 22 Comments

“If you prick me, do I not bleed – handsomely?”

After Josh Duhamel refused to turn his Blackberry off prompting flight attendants to boot him from a plane Friday morning, delaying everyone on board, the natural reaction was, of course, “How’s he doing? Is he okay?” Well, worry not, citizens. Josh Duhamel is gonna be alright. Via Us Magazine:

“I learned that it’s best to always turn them off,” Duhamel, 38, told Access Hollywood on Sunday, adding that the scuff was “not my favorite moment.”
Has he recovered from the incident? “I’m good, lesson learned.”

While I’m not one to defend celebrities thinking they’re more important than the safety of others, Josh Duhamel’s wife does have a penis. Sometimes he can’t even get out of bed in the morning without the promise of smoking in a car full of infants with the windows up. Literally every day is a struggle.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Dan

    So what, your a movie star you still gotta follow rules douchebag.

  2. jojo

    Dushamal, there is no escaping your thin penis.

  3. poopy pants

    He deserves an arrow to the taint

  4. Nice to know he’s “okay” and not “dead” somewheres, due to dying horribly in a burning plane crash..which would have also been due to HIM refusing to turn off his phone. Idiot.

    • mcfeely smackup

      I think we’ve found the last person who actually believes using a cell phone will crash an airplane. We need to move “bitch PLEASE” to the Smithsonian immediately.

  5. LJ

    I guess his publicist told him that expressing your egotistical, self importance in public could cause some people to think that you are an asshole.

    I wonder if he treats the crew on shows he works on with the same condescending and abusive attitude?

    It must be difficult to battle Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

  6. Joe Blow

    Oh give him a break already. He’s married to Fergie. THe poor guy probably just had a meth-moment by proxy.

  7. Sheena

    Trying to give a shit .. in 3 – 2 – 1 …

    FAIL.

  8. Gerbil in my butt

    I am SOOOO happy that this asshat is “ok”. The plane was already taxiing and had to turn around and go back to the gate so this MORON could be escorted off the aircraft. They should have gotten the biggest, meanest, dirtiest TSA screener and given him a full cavity search! Perhaps they might have discovered his over inflated ego in his ass.

    • mcfeely smackup

      Don’t blame them turning the plane around on him, there’s any number of ways they could have handled this that didn’t inconvenience hundreds if not thousands of people due to shitting all over airport and flight time schedules.

      This is the airline delighting in showing all the passengers, and by proxy the rest of us, that they dont’ give a FUCK about who you are, where you want to go, or when you want to get there. They’ll stall you for hours if they goddamn well feel like it.

  9. Sheena

    I’m such a dumb fucking cunt. I always come on under different names and put FAIL in my posts. I should stop doing that, one of these days someone’s gonna figure me out.

    :/

    • anon

      Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Footie jammies too tight today, poopsie?

      • anon

        I’m glad MY bf helped me put on my jammies last night..oops..well maybe I should say helped me put them BACK ON…after he fucked my tight little gay ass. Tee-hee..

  10. nonminti

    those smokey eyes… what was article about? :)

    • Averre

      It’s about the immature little asshat who thought that because he’s a “movie star” that he can get away with whatever he wanted.

      ….Then he found out that he isn’t as hard or untouchable as he thought and got dropped-kicked off the flight.

      Also, what you call smokey I call vapid.

  11. puddleduck

    Since he is obviously Fergie’s bitch, he must somehow show what a big man he is but this airplane stunt. The public and hopefully his short list of fans are not amused.

  12. I haven’t seen a man more whooped since Barbara Streisand married that Brolin douche.

    How the hell can you not know that you have to turn cell phones off when in a plane???? Moron. Idiot. Go back to being silent and taking it up the ass from fergie’s dildo/real penis seeing as she’s the one who makes the money in that relationship.

  13. Carolyn

    Lesson learned? Only until the next dipshit move.

  14. Simole

    A classic cry for help from a man who has obvious penis envy with his wife.

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