Josh Duhamel Banged Megan Fox

Call me a master detective on par with Batman – I’m serious, specifically call me that. – but I don’t know how else you interpret this quote from Josh Duhamel to mean anything but he also had sex with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers, most likely just before Shia LaBeouf became a man. “Whoa! WHOA! The Even Stevens kid, nuh uh.” Did I mention Michael Bay was sitting in the background pretending like he’s pulling puppet strings? Because that happened too. E! News reports:

It was none other than Josh Duhamel who admitted to E! News that he’s a bit nostalgic for the Fox days, telling us, “We all miss Megan!”
“She’s a good girl,” the Transformers veteran continued. “She’s not the way she’s been perceived.”

And then he quickly back-pedaled lest he anger Steven Spielberg and be branded with a number, deeming him an outsider:

“But we also love [Rosie Huntington-Whiteley]!” Duhamel quickly added. “I’m very proud of her. She stepped into a pretty huge movie and I think she did an unbelievable job.”

While some of you might not consider Josh Duhamel’s admission that he misses Megan Fox the smoking penis that proves he’s not always about the tuck-back, I think we can all agree he makes a lot of douchey faces. Douchey faces that I may have added captions for because tomorrow starts the holiday weekend, and I’m about to mentally check out like Baby Doll as demonstrated by that Sucker Punch reference that there’s no excuse for. You’re right.

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