Josh Duhamel Banged Megan Fox

June 30th, 2011 // 48 Comments

Call me a master detective on par with Batman – I’m serious, specifically call me that. – but I don’t know how else you interpret this quote from Josh Duhamel to mean anything but he also had sex with Megan Fox on the set of Transformers, most likely just before Shia LaBeouf became a man. “Whoa! WHOA! The Even Stevens kid, nuh uh.” Did I mention Michael Bay was sitting in the background pretending like he’s pulling puppet strings? Because that happened too. E! News reports:

It was none other than Josh Duhamel who admitted to E! News that he’s a bit nostalgic for the Fox days, telling us, “We all miss Megan!”
“She’s a good girl,” the Transformers veteran continued. “She’s not the way she’s been perceived.”

And then he quickly back-pedaled lest he anger Steven Spielberg and be branded with a number, deeming him an outsider:

“But we also love [Rosie Huntington-Whiteley]!” Duhamel quickly added. “I’m very proud of her. She stepped into a pretty huge movie and I think she did an unbelievable job.”

While some of you might not consider Josh Duhamel’s admission that he misses Megan Fox the smoking penis that proves he’s not always about the tuck-back, I think we can all agree he makes a lot of douchey faces. Douchey faces that I may have added captions for because tomorrow starts the holiday weekend, and I’m about to mentally check out like Baby Doll as demonstrated by that Sucker Punch reference that there’s no excuse for. You’re right.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Casey

    I think it’s safe to assume that any guy in Hollywood who came within 10 feet of Megan banged her.

    • bitingontinfoil

      I think it’s safe to say she got the majority of her roles on her back – ’cause it certainly wasn’t for her “acting” skills.

    • cowbulls

      No surprise here in that Megan has no talent. Julia Roberts gives great head to anyone to get her first parts. Jen Aniston still has to give up all three holes to get a part and does so willingly. The list goes on and on.

  2. chev70

    It’s getting to be more like, “who didn’t shag her?”

  3. Jimbo

    Who hasn’t banged Megan Fox? Is Selena Gomez next?

  4. chev70

    I’d better get ready, just in case I get a crack at it.

  5. Josh Duhamel
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    What the f kind of watch his he wearing? Is that the next ‘in’ accessory after stupid scarves and ridiculous hats? I give up.

  6. Josh Duhamel
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m behind this captions idea, but there’s nothing that distinguishes any of these pictures (with the exception of this picture, because he’s looking up, I guess) from any of the others. They’re all variations on the same expression, and the captions are non-specific and interchangeable. So, um, yawn. Not sure why you picked this batch to caption (as opposed to the Leo & Blake vacation pics a few weeks back, which were great).

  7. vitobonespur

    Josh displays his own signature hairstyle called “Get Out of Bed and Go.”

    I’m glad he didn’t disclose whether or not he boinked Megan Fox. And while I’m not her biggest fan I do think Shia LaPoof should be beaten soundly about the head and shoulders.

    • Dan

      What is funny is he probably spent an hour on his hair.

      And I agree – Shia is such a douche for saying he banged Megan.

      • Cupcake

        Megan Fox deserves to be put on blast. She is the type of female, in order to climb her way to the top, she will sleep with her boss or any individual who pulls strings. However, in this case, someone forgot to advice her that the men she should have hit the sac with are Spielberg and Bay. If you’re going to do something [degrating] do it right and have all your corners covered. She is trash. In addition, her advisor/manager, also forgot to mention Brian Austin Green was the “it boy” of the 90′s. stupid girl!

  8. Josh Duhamel
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    No straight guy would ever let another man rest his chin on their shoulder like that. Is this his way of coming out? A bit unorthodox but who am I to judge some fuckin’ guy with a simpering, self satisfied grin and a ridiculous 12 button vest on a hot summer’s day, I mean whatta douchebag.

  9. right

    Hollywood is one big drug-fuled F-Fest.

  10. Clarence Beeks

    I am proud to say I have not seen any of these “Transformers” movies.

  11. I’m banging her as I type this.

  12. YeahYeah

    He is so hot, I would love to bang him!!! And if I was a gay female I would bang Megan too.

  13. headahb

    This new transformers movie must really suck to have all this publicity…

  14. It had to be said

    Uuuuuhhh. OK, Megan, I’m done. Next?!?

  15. Josh Duhamel
    TyroneBiggums
    Commented on this photo:

    The gentleman to the right appears to be checking out the package.

  16. LJ

    Hey, it’s just nice to know that everyone “shares” on the set of a Michael Bay movie. Sort of that Kunbaya feeling I guess.

  17. Venom

    Now he I might believe banged her.
    Shia, not so much…

  18. He was the finger cuffs in a three way with Megan and Fergie.

  19. Real question is who didn’t bang megan fox…from the cast and crew of transformers…

  20. Beats sucking Fergie’s penis.

  21. Dick Douche, Private Eye

    This is all true – there was a blind item on defamer back around that time that described all of this to a T. It said that she offered herself to both the stars,but refused the director’s advances later, on purpose, because she hated him. Everyone at the time guessed that it was Megan Fox, and now it’s all true.

    This is the power of Internet gossip, ladies and gentlemen.

  22. the captain

    don’t take him too seriously: AT KINDERGARTEN HE ALREADY MADE UP THINGS!!

  23. TumTum

    I fucked Megan Fox too… it just seemed like the “in” thing to do.

  24. GirlieGirlGirl2227

    When I saw the other article here, linking Shia with Selena Gomez I was irriated. I didn’t want to think of Shia LaFrenchname this morning. I guess this a.m., that I am still bothered when I think of Shia’s Neanderthalic response, when after blurting out what was totally inappropriate, he than had to say, ““I don’t know, ”” 12 times! Twelve times! A dozen times! 12 Freakin’ Times!
    This guy, LaShiShi, calls himself an actor, and he doesn’t have the ability, to sidestep such a question? Get a clue Frenchie.
    It seems to me that Michael Bay and Shia LaBoeuf have conveniently kept bringing Megan Fox’s name in the conversation, not only while she was in the movies, but after, too….
    That shows how lame these men are, that they can’t get enough publicity by themselves, so they continue to exploit, in my opinion, Ms. Fox. That is not cool behavior. Not at all.
    But, it also shows, how much power Ms. Fox has.
    I look forward to see what role Megan Fox carefully chooses for herself in her next movie. Good luck Megan Fox

  25. Josh Duhamel
    peter reynolds
    Commented on this photo:

    i believe that’s the new Devon Tread 1 watch that’s blowing up on the internet.

  26. BooBies

    “I’ve only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don’t love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I’ve never even come close to having a one-night stand.”… Bwahahahaha

  27. Hank Moody

    It’s funny because a couple years back she was the hottest commodity in Hollywood and everyone was fantasizing about her wanting to bang her. Now that she’s lost the movie role and been put on blast, everyone’s having a “shot” at her. Yes, pun intended. Hope this knocks her down a few pegs. Or at least down to my level so I have a chance at her too.

  28. nikki

    Wow, because this guy paid her a compliment, he must have screwed her? Did this girl (or type of girl) turn you all down or steal your boyfriends in high school?

  29. me

    Josh Duhammel = Straight Ricky Martin

  30. megan

    WTF did the POSTER just say? Learn how to write butt eater.

  31. tj

    u guys r cocksuckers megan fox is not a slut yo mamma is

  32. Averre

    Bottom line is if she kept her fecking mouth shut and quit letting those two bit roles she was in get to her head, none of this would be happening.

  33. Paloma

    Any guy who writes about “the tuck-back” and calls another man’s actions “douchey” has got to be a total flamer. No truly hetero man would even know WTF a tuck-back is. The inference about the alleged affair between Fox & Duhamel is a total stretch but again, the author’s gay-ass “smoking penis” comments is much more revealing about his own character. Lame.

  34. Ellie

    Gosh, I wish I would have had that information elaierr!

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