Josh Duggar Wants His Own Reality Show Now

Think of the guest stars!

Josh Duggar can’t go out in public without people wanting to murder him with putters, which now that I’ve said it loud, is a reality show I would watch the shit out of provided each episode is 30 seconds long and there’s one of them. Except that’s probably not what Josh has in mind as he sits on his wife’s back like a throne and declares, “Why can you, a lowly baby pooper, be on the television box, but not I the man who shoots forth babies from his Godly flesh spear into your womb box?” Raw Story reports:

Getting another reality show is the only way he can think of to make real money.”
It won’t take long for the Duggars to work through the staged series of interviews asking for forgiveness. Chances are, the family will end up on shows that will help him deliver a tearful message about the evils of Satan and sex.
“Josh is having Anna reach out to people like Dr. Phil and Megyn Kelly so he can have his mea culpa moment,” the source claims. “If that goes well and people are sympathetic towards him, he is sure he can convince TLC to give him and Anna a spin-off – something to do with healing their marriage within the Christian faith.”

Unfortunately for Josh, he was homeschooled, so he obviously missed all the big devil words about how advertisers don’t even want their products on his sisters’ show, and they’re the ones who got molested. But a desperate man will do desperate things to provide for his family as long as those things aren’t getting a real job or financially fucking himself even further by fucking more babies into his wife so his imaginary fucking friend won’t get mad. Let’s be fucking reasonable.

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