Josh Duggar Won’t Be On Jill & Jessa – Or Their Show (BAHZING!)

After Josh Duggar was officially released from a Christian “rehab” program where he gets slapped in the dick with a crucifix if he even thinks about masturbating to a vagina that isn’t his wife’s (Am I warm? Because I feel like I’m warm), it didn’t take a genius to figure out the timing was a little too convenient and just happened to coincide with the new season of Jill & Jessa: Counting On returning to TLC. Which is why the Duggars are making it clear that they’d never put their daughters’ molester on TV with them (again) – just make them cover for him on FOX News to keep the gravy train running – but they’ll sure as shit keep milking Anna for all she’s worth until it’s time to wheel Josh back out. PEOPLE reports:

PEOPLE confirms Josh, 28, won’t appear on his family’s new TLC series, Jill and Jessa: Counting On, which was recently picked up for a full season after the original three-part special aired in December.
However, his wife Anna, 27, who appeared in the special, will also star in the series and has already been featured in promos for the season, set to premiere Tuesday.

Get back in front of the camera, Anna! HEEYAH! Don’t leave Josh, Anna! HEEYAH! Have another of his kids, Anna! HEEYAH! Fuck his dick so he doesn’t go on a pussy rampage and cost us a reality contract, Anna! HEEYAH! Who keeps tipping you over at night, Anna? HEEYAH! HEEYAH!

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