Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is Probably Going To Be Batman In The ‘Justice League’ Movie

November 27th, 2012 // 20 Comments
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So forget all that Armie Hammer business, because apparently Warner Bros. has figured out a way to make this Joseph Gordon-Levitt thing work so they can keep printing money from the Christopher Nolan movies without involving Christopher Nolan who has repeatedly stated he won’t touch Justice League with a ten-foot pole. Which coincidentally was also the on-set nickname for Morgan Freeman‘s penis and now you’ve been incepted. *BRAAAAHHHHHMMMM* HitFix reports:

According to sources, Joseph Gordon-Levitt absolutely will be appearing in “Justice League” as the new Batman.
Now here’s where things get interesting. The more insistent the drumbeat has become, the more poking around I’ve been doing, and it’s looking like we may see Gordon-Levitt in the suit earlier than that. They’re a long way from filming anything “Justice League” related, but they appear to be solidifying deals for Gordon-Levitt and, potentially, at least one other actor from the Nolan films to do… something.

Unfortunately, I have my own exclusive and that “something” is my birthday party. Apparently you can’t get Christian Bale unless you’re dying of cancer and/or been shot by a lunatic, both of which are surprisingly hard to fake. But I did get Gary Oldman who kept mumbling something about Liam Neeson not being the only one who’ll do anything for a dollar. I didn’t know what that meant, but just assumed it was Islamaphobic and nodded politely to avoid angering his mustache.

UPDATE: Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s rep have “refuted the rumor entirely,” according to, but you know who else refuted things? The Nazis. This proves nothing!


  1. “Now here’s where things get interesting.” Where? Where?

  2. Moo Cow Hunter

    As much as I like him he is not a good choice for Batman. He simply doesn’t have the body build or charisma to make it work.

  3. Schweddy Snatch

    Apparently he’ll be playing a pre-pubescent Batman.

  4. Smapdi

    * shrug *

  5. Baron Otto Wilhelm


  6. Demetra Niko

    This is complete crap. Lovitt was in that dumb a ss looper movie that no one saw. He’d barely make a good robin. When batman ended, his name was robin, NoT batman!

  7. He’s a really good actor but I don’t think he’s a good fit for Batman. But, you never know. Maybe he can bulk up for the role.

  8. I think Joseph Gordon-Levitt would make an awesome Batman. I also think Niki Minaj would be perfect to portray the lead in Little Orphan Annie.

    On an unrelated subject, I think Jack Daniels is the perfect lunch food…

  9. Joseph Gordon-Levitt has always given me such a girl boner. I would care about his Batman a lot more than some of the other ones… I bet a lot of gals agree!

  10. pff

    This guy is a decent actor and I honestly think he’s not a douche and attention seeker like most celebrities nowadays. I’m also aware he’s in his 30′s, but let’s face it, he looks too young to play Dennis The Menace, let alone Batman.

  11. Nerdygirl91

    Totally love JGL, but can’t see him as batman

  12. Kevin

    Who’s gonna play Superman? Screech?

  13. judgingyou

    Ewwww, no.

  14. Natty Ice

    Oh wait, you mean as mini Lego Batman?

  15. Esol Esek

    He’s an everyman not an action hero. Period. Maybe if he plays Batman his overexposure will end. Bicycle Rush or whatever it was called, really sucked as a movie as well.

  16. Just visiting again to say that, THIS SHOULD NOT HAPPEN. Batman (aka, christian bale) toughen up little soldier. aren’t you supposed to be batman? Well, hell, you ruined your career, if you did want to be anyone else…


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