It’s Joseph Fiennes As Michael Jackson Because Life Is A Hellscape
A lot of awful shit has happened since January 2016. From everyone cool dying to the presidential equivalent of Kim Kardashian – right down to the pee stuff – winning the election. So most of you probably forgot about the kerfluffle over Joseph Fiennes playing Michael Jackson in a British TV movie because of that time when Michael used to be black, or something. I certainly did. So here’s the trailer for Urban Myths because they definitely went ahead with that shit, and goddammit.
And here’s where things go pear-shaped:
What in the fuck is that? That’s not Michael Jackson. That’s Perry Farrell wearing Frankenstein make-up, and Jesus Christ, I’m turning into Dennis Miller now. Which makes two references anyone under the age of 30 didn’t get. I’m really awesome at this.
Hey, remember ska? *crawls back into the boiler room where I belong*
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