Jordin Sparks angers National Action Against Obesity

May 25th, 2007 // 367 Comments

Fox News brought in the most batshit crazy woman in the world to call the American Idol winner Jordan Sparks obese. I’m all for making fun of people but this bitch is out of he mind. I defy you to sit through this without wanting to punch the woman in the throat. I also defy you to stare into my eyes without getting lost in a sea of beauty and mystery. It’s been scientifically proven to be impossible.


  1. Surria

    Crazy!

  2. Sheva

    She’s not obese. By American standards she’s just medium thunder thighs. In Eastern Europe she’d be getting no dates and be the poor girl no one asks out.

    Those women really have pride in themselves. But hey, I’m not down on her I never watch the show.

  3. Can I get a whoa Bundy?

  4. DancingQueen

    She’s obviously a big girl, her Dad was an NFL player, that’s probably part of it. I do think that she could stand to lose a few lbs tho.

  5. Jill

    I would love to get that twig in the ring! I would not only punch her in the throat, I would force feed her KFC!!

  6. Fox News is truly evil. Shame on anyone who works there. Bill O’Reilly needs to be loofahed to death.

  7. shes only an Idol a few days and here comes the drama!!!

    http://www.innerdrama.com

  8. Meg

    She is NOT obese. That would mean she had a BMI over 30, and this girl certainly does not. She’s curvy, she’s beautiful. She may be “overweight” but she’s certainly not obese nor the posterchild for disease, as this bitch has depicted her.

    We need more Normies in the media!!!

  9. reptilicus

    Quit your crying you faggots. SHE’S FUCKING HUGE.

  10. Dirty Sanchez

    She may be slightly overweight, but she is absolutely beautiful. She is by no means “obese”. And in a beauty contest, she would blow that plain jane bitch out of the water. And that’s all I have to say about that.

  11. Guy

    This obviously sets aside the fat from the thin

  12. kuukel

    She is a fat fuck who should not win.

    Americans are getting fatter and fatter and people don’t seem to realize how unhealthy it is. Well, by and large, I’m glad that some of the stupidest people will eat themselves out of this world.

    “We need more normies in the media.” They are normies only because so many are fat fucks. It is not normal to be fat, but in America.

  13. Wow. First off, for a plain, unattractive waif to say such a thing about a young and attractive woman [instant super star] who is a little on the chunky side and is big boned, that takes some…well, not really nerve…but stupidity. I’ve been stupid over stuff plenty of times, it comes in handy when being courageous. :)

    On the flip side, I can almost guarantee that Jordin will drop at least 20 in a month.

  14. Coco

    I think the lady is stupid….I do agree with her about now that Jordan has won…She will probably lose about 40 lbs because thats the society we live in. Does she look a little chunky on tv? yes. Is that the norm…uhhh yeah, she looks normal for a regular teen…its not the norm though if you are on tv or live in Hollyweird. What can we do? If you had lots of money and fame, most people would start to look different after a while too. Money changes that. I’m a normal size 12, yeah thats chunky by Hollywood and tv standards but I assure you I look normal as the next person. If I had a personal chef, trainer to wake me up in the morning and hundreds of interviews to do on a daily basis, I’d have a perfect physique too. Lol sorry I wrote a book.

  15. She’s not fat.

  16. mouthbreather

    FATTY FAT FAT FAT FATTY FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FATTY FUCK FACE FAT FUCK FATTY FAT FAT FAT FATTY FAT

  17. Jane_Says

    If you’re going to bash an Idol for being a posterchild for a heart attack, go with Rueben.

  18. shitty pants

    All OF US AMERIKKKANS ARE FAT ASSES. WE ARE PROUD OF THE FAT. JOIN USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

  19. THIS IS A SINGING COMPETITION!!! Not America’s Next Top Model!

  20. kuukel

    You idiot. You can’t compare Jordin to Ruben. Jordin is girl who needs to be skinny. Guys can carry few pounds extra easily.

    That’s just a fact.

  21. Mootiwan

    She’s absolutely beautiful. I would take her over the disgusting anemic waifs that pass for beauty as Victoria’s Secrets models. I’m sure the same people that are accusing her of being fat are attacking Kelly Clarkson, too. Look at Gwen Stefani…She looks downright ill these days and is about 20 lbs underweight. Do I think there’s an obesity problem in America? Of course. Do I think there’s an equal problem with women trying to become too thin? There’s no doubt about it.

  22. Disgusted

    I think that the commentator is an ex-sorority bitch cheerleader anorexic who should turn her criticism inward and look at the horible person she is. As for the posts calling the poor Idol girl fat, I can only laugh when I visualize the pimple-faced loser computer geeks that posted these comments. The person who posted about “Eastern European” girls cracks me up as well. He/she has probably never traveled outside of Paramus New Jersey.

  23. IrishEvey

    That was really sick..I’m sorry but that girl is in no way obese and I think that woman is really sending out the wrong message to people. If anything, she looked super thin, which also has lots of diseases like brittle bones associated with it. I’m not saying its healthy to be overweight, it’s not, but that 17 year old does not fall into the category of dangerously obese, she looks healthy and really pretty.

  24. kuukel

    It is incredible how so many of you can say that she is beautiful. She is overweighted (r. fat) young girl who looks stupid in any case. Saying she is beautiful is ridiculous. Saying she is not fat is stupid.

    Idol has gone way down no that she won.

  25. lambman

    Jordan is fine, her dad’s a football player she looks to be in good health and has actual talent…leave her alone

  26. inbelievable

    I have many a time been inspired to write a letter before about somehting that upsets me;

    but I can guarantee you that nazi-esqu automaton blond woman will be hearing from me.

    -in disblief

  27. Alyx

    See now American Idol has become something it shouldn’t be which is why I’m not watching it anymore. ITS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT TALENT but I guess people lost that thought when they kept voting for sanjaya…lets not even go there.

  28. idget

    if the media really does influence us, and jordin is going to make us all collectively gain weight, than why is our country already overweight? with as much exposure as someone like paris hilton, lindsey lohan, or britney spears has, why arent we all cross eyed pointy nipped coke whores? people have excess fat because they eat too many calories and dont excercise enough, not because a 17 yr. old girl on tv isn’t at her ideal body weight. jesus, i hate fox news.

  29. aprilmax

    Wow, someone who is a little bigger having a great voice…well, that’s never happened before. Guess Aretha Franklin, Luther Vandross, Pavarotti etc. should ALL have been put on diets before they were allowed to utter a note in public. Stupid uptight cunt!!!!

  30. Mootiwan

    “Looks stupid in any case.”

    What does that mean? How does one ‘look stupid?’ I think I get it now. By making inane statements, you are starting to ‘look stupid.’

    She is hot and will only get hotter.

  31. Max

    I’d hit it.

  32. dung beetle

    That was a jike right? I mean no one is that stupid, right? I mean Rosie Odonnell comes close, and maybe Algore.

  33. kuukel

    She would only be hot in the oven.

    She has big nose, ugly lips, horrible eyes, and her hair is just a mess = stupid.

  34. Kamihi

    America seems to really promote this Big Beautiful Woman thing and I think that woman did not say it well, but she said the truth, at only 17 shes already on the porky side, another few years of being sedentary she’ll be obese.
    So I think that woman could have been more diplomatic but she wasn’t but shes basically right.

  35. WTF? Ummm I punched that blonde loser in the neck and then I took her to McDonald’s and made her eat a Big Mac with extra sauce on it, then I punched her again and now I’m feeling much better. Skinny bioyotch needs to get a life.

  36. Dunno about the Fox News psychobitch, but Jordin used to be a lot skinnier and better looking…

  37. kuukel

    “Porky side” – that’s a good term to describe Jordin – she looks a little bit like a pig. A big fat pig.

  38. fucking_classy

    Holy shit, someone please shoot that blond, unattractive piece of crap in the FACE.

  39. lisa loo

    Meh, that lady wasn’t as annoying as you made her out to be.. Hasselbach is much worse! Though i don’t agree with this lady’s point, at least she argued with class. hasselbach would just turn red in the face and interupt like crazy. I hate that fucking bitch. Long live Rosie! And whatever about this… it didn’t incite any rage from me. tooooooooodle loooo.

  40. jo me

    She was nice about it. If you get all upset, then you’re probably just a huge fucking fatty. No offence, but that’s likely your problem.

    That, and the Fritos, of course of course.

  41. Mootiwan

    kuukel…

    Who do you find more attractive –

    Nicole Ritchie or Jordin Sparks?

  42. Max

    Weight can be lost but ugly cannot. Get a clue blondie.

  43. spineofsnake

    I don’t give a fuck about American Idol, but that’s retarded. That chick is not fat. The OTHER chick they were showing early on…that bitch was FAT FAT FATTY FAT.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  44. Is it me or is that ugly blonde talking in dire need of a sub? If had a choice on who to do out of those 2, Jordin all the way.

  45. The irony is that this woman, Meme Roth, weighed almost 300 lbs when she was 18 years old. The “before” pictures are hilarious!

  46. John Smartz

    Unbelievable that this woman has the nerve to talk about something so trivial and be so serious about it. She is a fucking uptight beoch that probably hasn’t had it in a while! Jordin is hot, a little chunky, but hey, who the fuck isn’t? I’m ten pounds overweight, bitch, does that make me non-Idol material?

  47. Sugar Tits

    I’ve really never felt the need to comment on this site until now….

    This woman is absolutely ridiculous. I could maybe see her point if she knew SOMETHING about Jordin’s lifestyle and it was determined that she was making poor choices. THEN it might be excusable to say ‘Hey, she does nothing but lounge around her parents’ house and shovel Twinkies down her gaping maw. And hey, check out that epic wobbling beer gut! That is not a healthy example to set in a nation overrun with obesity.’ But that doesn’t really seem to be the case. The girl looks like she’s just naturally a little thick and I think it suits her body beautifully. She does not look unhealthy in the least. The woman making the comments about her health must be completely ignoring the fact that it takes a hell of a lot of energy and charisma and stamina to perform like that, which I doubt someone could do who was as horridly unhealthy as the blonde thinks Jordin is.

    Being a bit…for lack of better term…solid does not automatically predispose one to ill health. I am a size 8 or 10 (depending on the brand of pants), and despite a little jiggle here and there, I have some very nice curves, and am very strong and muscular because I do nothing but lift and walk all day for my job. My blood pressure and cholesterol levels are amazing. But Oh Em Geez! I am not a size 2, therefore I’m going to die of heart disease tomorrow.

    Insipid bitches like that woman do nothing but drive home destructive the thoughts of young women who need help loving themselves. Like being model thin and having a host of eating disorders does wonders for someone’s health. Mmm-mmm, I’d love to have me an eroding trachea and no teeth from all that puking! Perhaps if we focused as a society on teaching people to learn about themselves and to accept themselves as they are, we’d be a hell of a lot healthier. People take better care of themselves when they are happy and secure. Period.

    Sorry for the novel. I just needed to let it out.

  48. I like that when she sees a chubby girl she thinks “diabetes.” When I see one, I think, “she probably gives a mean hummer.”

  49. bungoone

    if someone is in good health, i say leave them alone. wtf, that lady is too high on her horse, which she only gets off of to throw up her one meal a day.

    honestly, i think that bitch works for Hitler.

  50. quadrophenia718

    Okay, this is proof that half of you scrawny, underfed little squeaks don’t know what you’re talking about. This whole clip is indicative of a problem in American with always associating overweight with obesity; the two are related, but they’re not mutually exclusive. The definition of obese – as someone already posted – is having a BMI of 30% fat which, quite frankly, happens on thin people as well as fat people; it just happens more frequently with fat people and we notice it more.

    Obesity results as much from lack of exercise as it does from eating too much, or not eating properly. So yes, many of you loser people whose daily exercise is playing eight hours of Warcraft while inhaling the jar of Pringles are just as unhealthy as legitimately obese people. Live it, love it, recognize that you’re a raging hypocrite.

    In Jodin’s case, the whole obesity thing is clearly wrong because that girl has some serious muscle tone on her. So, overweight? A little. Obese? No way in hell. And pretending like you’re happy in your own body by criticizing everyone else just makes you look like an asshole. An insecure asshole. Eat an apple, go for a jog, and shut the fuck up about it.

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