Jordan shows off pregnant boobs in bikini
February 22nd, 2007 // 228 Comments
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Comments getting delete, makes things confusing. I’d hate for anyone to think my early “well said” comment was in reference to the new #120 comments.
Veggi – photographic evidence would certainly be welcome ;o) (and a welcome relief to the usual Spears-Lohan-Hilton crap pics we keep getting shoved in our faces)
(wait, I’m assuming you mean hot in the female sense, based on your love of mr. happy, and not the homosexual mr. happy loving haha)
How in the world could anyone be attracted enough to that thing to make her pregnant in the first place?
Shes disgusting.
While beauty is in the eye of the beholder, she is far from disgusting, maybe the boobs are a little big for some, but she has a cute face and a nice figure. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I would take them away.
Veggi- A photo would be nice to back up your claim.
Whitegold- just to make sure we are talking about differnt Mr. Happies, mine is straight. He only likes girls.
She looks like a freak of nature. Why would someone who has a decent face get boobs that are way unproportional to her body? It looks terrible!
holy fuckin shit
#203 – Mr. Happy = dick, yes, talking about the same thing. Clarifying that when Veggi says she loves Mr. Happy, that she loves Mr. Happy from a hot female perspective, not a gay male perpective, cuz if she wasn’t actually a she, and was in fact loving it from the gay male perspective, I wouldn’t be very eager to see a picture of her (i.e. cuz that would make her a guy). Just felt I should clarify that, cuz I’m sure everyone was waiting anxiously for my clarification.
Whitegold – I am glad we got that straightened out. How about them Bears???
#41 Posted by TheLegend666 on February 22, 2007 6:51 AM
#36………YOUR A WINDOW LICKER.
“Window Licker” is curiously unoffensive, considering the source, perhaps it is because it makes less sense than Dr. Seuss.
But when you REMEDIAL “ENGLISH IS A SECOND LANGUAGE” drop-outs butcher the Queen’s English it is INTOLERABLE. “your” indicates posession, numb nuts, of which you have none, and “you’re” might be correct as it stands for YOU ARE but this remark clearly reflects upon the writer.
WOW this danielle character could cure aids and you all would still attack her. it’s great. it’s sad. i however like danielle’s opinions. she’s undoubtedly correct.
Finally, the perfect woman.
The comments were a lot more entertaining last year when folks commented on the actual story rather then their make-believe friends, politics, ass-rape, religion, and other bullshit. Often times the comments would be more hilarious then the post itself.
Seriously, grow the fuck up. You’re messing up the funny.
That aside;
Holy shit. Sherpas have gotten lost on smaller mountains. Why can’t all pregnant women look like that?
lol Jordan is famous here…she’s a glamour model/everything else. She’s married to Peter Andre (dunno if he ever made it over there but hey!) She’s had quite a few boob jobs because of her profession but she wants them reduced now! She’s an idiot but everyone seems to love her!
I thought she was having her breasts reduced again – I’m sure she was in some program talking about it, around the time of the last “I’m a celebrity……..” as they were talking about that. Whatever…….I thought the public were actually quite bored of her by now, I know I certainly am!!
I had a friend who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman. Everytime they tried to make love, nothing would happen. Then he’d ask her, “What’s the matter, can’t you think of anyone either?”
I would totally fucking suckle on those tits, prego or not.
It’s a known fact that British women have the largest average breast size in all of Europe.
CAN I FUCK HER?!
a part of me is getting real HARD!
she didn’t adopt the disabled kid, she got pregnant to Dwight Yorke, the other kid and the one inside her are peter andre’s. She has books out, underwear lines, an album and other crap, she’s famous for having ridiculous boobs and having fights with people. And yes, you can breastfeed with implants although she doesn’t seem the mothering type.
For more trashy famous brits, google ‘jodie marsh’ *shudder*
big ole hooters…we likes
http://www.carpemundus.com – mammories…like the corners of my mind…
Who is she? And, just HOW big ARE “the twins” anyway? That bra/bikini top looks like it could double as a hat for siamese twins!BRAHAHAHA!!! So I have to ask.. Earlier someone said she got them for her job.. Is she like some super stripper or something?
It’s resembles a 3rd breast…only smaller.
Stripper?
shes a glamour model
and no people in the UK do not think shes famous or great.
most men also thing shes a dog :]
which is good.
and there not pregnant boobs are they, dur.
there blatenty fake.
you should get some pics of her wedding to peter andre, now thats a sight.
omg.
xx
What planet r u all from! I can’t believe u don’t know who Jordan is! N #221 of course she’s famous in the UK u gimp! N most guys worship her n don’t think she’s a dog. You must b 1 ugly dog 2 express your jealousy in such a way of making up this kinda crap
she’s also a shrewd businesswoman who’s amassed a massive personal fortune through sales and writing whilst caring for a disabled child. can’t forget that part. yes she’s tacky and her boob’s are a bit ridiculous but you’ve got to hand it to her, she’s done ridiculously well for herself. the uk public can’t think that badly of her seen as they’re the one’s making her so much money buying her perfume/books/magazines.
she shouldn’t turn around, her ass is ugly. shes got grandmotherly tits, i guess thats cute… but she is a pretty tranny
That’s what we used to call “Winnebagos”
mmm….given the other pics you’ve been showing i’ll take this one for now
WOW!!! What a beautiful pregnant girl!
Damn. If her tits are that big imagine when she is 9months pregnant, such hot tits!!!