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heyheyhey | February 22, 2007 at 3:22 am
wow. that has to be an optical illusion.
heyheyhey | February 22, 2007 at 3:23 am
her breasts look pretty fat, and we all know that fatties shouldn’t wear polka dots. she should just take off that top
Prazzie | February 22, 2007 at 3:24 am
No optical illusion, she’s had surgery to blow them up to that size. It’s too big to be attractive. Now it’s just an oddity, like deformed twins in a freak show.
heyheyhey | February 22, 2007 at 3:26 am
so can chicks with fake boobs breastfeed? i feel like that might be a dumb question, but then again, I did just ask my friend who he was playing solitaire with
AmberDextrose | February 22, 2007 at 3:30 am
Bearing in mind that this is her third baby AND that she is supposedly fairly tiny (ginormous silicone funbags aside), she’s not looking too bad. But Christ on a bike those things must be hard to sleep on.
She was something like a 32C before she had those things put in. Damn freak!
Lambency | February 22, 2007 at 3:31 am
Oh good lord…
She’s not even THAT pregnant yet! Imagine what she’s going to look like in 7 months.
AmberDextrose | February 22, 2007 at 3:34 am
#4 I managed twice, but it’s not guaranteed.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 3:37 am
Fucking fake slut should have kept her legs shut.
Lobotomized | February 22, 2007 at 3:42 am
She’s having triplets but two of the babies moved into the bigger rooms upstairs.
BarbadoSlim | February 22, 2007 at 3:44 am
Ok ALL I see is a pair of tits, is she in porn? Was she in Boobtappers 4?
woodhorse | February 22, 2007 at 3:51 am
Janet Jackson also has her butt attached to her chest, only higher up. I once remarked that Janet couldn’t look at her shoes without sticking her chin in her butt crack. Jordan skipped the singing/dancing talent part and went staight to notoriety by having a butt attached to her chest. The “Baby got Front” is not working for me – I think Janet and Jordan can only be the butt of jokes.
pekpekshorts | February 22, 2007 at 3:53 am
and i bet she got pregnant through boob sex. that’s where her vagina is.
kamihi | February 22, 2007 at 4:03 am
Unfortunately I can confirm this trollope is famous here, although she hasn’t gone down some crazy self abuse path like some other topless tart celebrities. Shes married with 2 kids and this one on the way. Her boobs are fake of course but I didn’t need to say that I’m sure.
BarbadoSlim | February 22, 2007 at 4:06 am
I’ve gotta go but I will say this, this thread looks like something right up that Leatherface dude’s alley.
Bring in the bondage.
shakeitout | February 22, 2007 at 4:07 am
that should be illegal.
BritishBitch | February 22, 2007 at 4:15 am
Never been more suprised than to see Jordon on here. I think this is the pinnacle of her US career..
Anexio | February 22, 2007 at 4:17 am
Mmmmmmmm, boobs good.
fergernauster | February 22, 2007 at 4:20 am
Yup. Dubai is definitely where this woman belongs.
If you’ve ever been there, you’d know exactly what I mean.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 4:25 am
WHATS SMALL, FAT, BLACK, AND KEEPS ON BUMPING INTO THINGS?
Jordans baby.
Peter Coffin | February 22, 2007 at 4:32 am
I wonder if she takes craps the size of her breasts… That’s always gross. Girl crap.
ch474 | February 22, 2007 at 4:56 am
Take THAT Tyra Banks!!!
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 5:05 am
You can tell it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 5:19 am
#22……You are a fucking dumbshit loser. Go and eat shit you wanker.
fritobandito | February 22, 2007 at 5:28 am
There is NO way she can breastfeed!! Only because the kid would suffocate!!
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 5:39 am
#23 – YOU NEED JESUS! ONLY HE CAN SAVE YOU!
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 5:47 am
All that tit and no ass… thanks Britain!
#4 – Her children will be fed a steady silica-lactose diet which should give them the intelligence and personalities of plastic dolls… just like mommy.
F-Sucker | February 22, 2007 at 5:50 am
Good Lord, those are some gigantic tits.
If she comes to the US, she’ll have to register them as deadly weapons.
Jnicole28 | February 22, 2007 at 5:50 am
#23/25 you need some mental help, maybe you should try the rehabs britney went to, they worked great
holy crap, how is she even standing up?
isitin | February 22, 2007 at 6:00 am
She has a really nice tattoo just above her vagina. I wonder who the lucky guy was who did it for her. And believe me she has a nice vagina.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:10 am
#25………Jesus was a poof who sucked on mohammad and moses dick.
danielle | February 22, 2007 at 6:13 am
Those puppies probably store a lot of milk.
Her baby (and husband) should be very happy that she is now the 3rd largest diary producer in the UK.
jrzmommy | February 22, 2007 at 6:19 am
she looks like a New Jersey Transit bus and a supermodel mated and had a baby…….
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:23 am
#30 REPORTED!
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:24 am
#33………ITS REPORTED YOU SUCK DICK.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 6:25 am
#31 – Largest diary producer? I had no idea they were in the paper business! Thanks for yet another startling tidbit brought to you by the DC brain trust.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:31 am
‘Cause often times I feel like I’m all alone in this world and *I don’t have no one* but me *me, myself & I* ‘Cause often times I feel like I’m all alone in this world and *I don’t have no one* but me *me, myself & I
jrzmommy | February 22, 2007 at 6:35 am
The DC Brain Trust! HA!!!! Nice one centaurian!
NipsyHustle | February 22, 2007 at 6:36 am
is it safe to keep in implants with a baby?
EJ | February 22, 2007 at 6:45 am
Heh. “Diary producer”? Does she hand out pens and pencils with those journals?
Who’s the dick who’s trolling Legend now? My god, it’s getting kind of silly how many fake-name trolls there are now. More proof that Typekey sucks ass.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 6:50 am
#39 – I do believe Legend is trolling itself. It’s part of its schtick. Like that Lowlands character. We get alot of winners here, it’s what makes this site interesting… sometimes.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:51 am
#36………YOUR A WINDOW LICKER.
sarcasmus | February 22, 2007 at 6:52 am
poor thing forgot to bring her 8″ platform heels.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:53 am
Lick this, fucker
Spetsnaz | February 22, 2007 at 6:55 am
#11 That’s exactly what they look like – a butt on her chest!
She’s been through a lot, miscarriages and whatnot, so I feel sorry for her. However, the gigantic tits are a farce so that cancels out most of the contempt.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 6:56 am
#40…….You’re an idiot. Some gay shit is using my name because the baby dicked turd cant make his own name up. Oh well foreskin cleaners are beyong help. You are the one that trolls yourself you fag.
kingnoony | February 22, 2007 at 6:56 am
weapons of mass construction.
danielle | February 22, 2007 at 6:57 am
#35.
Come on now Richie, you know good and well that wasn’t me! Shall I say…Asstroll?
Cleanup on aisle (31!)
Apparently you have no life piss stain.
Go read a dictionary and look up death….your picture should be installed in the next few days. Fuck OFF!
Seriously Rich, I’m dissapointed in you. You too Jrz! What the fuck?!?..(diary)..can you say, imposter? If I can spell chicken, I most certainly can spell dairy.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 6:58 am
#45 – Wow. You cut me so deep man… the only person I troll is my wife at night, my less than funny friend.
TheLegend666 | February 22, 2007 at 7:00 am
#48………You’re probably trolling tyra baboon banks at night. haha fucking loser.
RichPort | February 22, 2007 at 7:00 am
#47 – You’re disappointed in me? Great… DC is going to heck in a handbasket and of all the things you find to be disappointed in, you choose me? I’m not sure if I should be flattered or run screaming.
Chiken Taysts Gud.