Jordan shows off pregnant boobs in bikini

wow. that has to be an optical illusion.

her breasts look pretty fat, and we all know that fatties shouldn’t wear polka dots. she should just take off that top

No optical illusion, she’s had surgery to blow them up to that size. It’s too big to be attractive. Now it’s just an oddity, like deformed twins in a freak show.

so can chicks with fake boobs breastfeed? i feel like that might be a dumb question, but then again, I did just ask my friend who he was playing solitaire with

Bearing in mind that this is her third baby AND that she is supposedly fairly tiny (ginormous silicone funbags aside), she’s not looking too bad. But Christ on a bike those things must be hard to sleep on.

She was something like a 32C before she had those things put in. Damn freak!

Oh good lord…

She’s not even THAT pregnant yet! Imagine what she’s going to look like in 7 months.

#4 I managed twice, but it’s not guaranteed.

Fucking fake slut should have kept her legs shut.

She’s having triplets but two of the babies moved into the bigger rooms upstairs.

Ok ALL I see is a pair of tits, is she in porn? Was she in Boobtappers 4?

Janet Jackson also has her butt attached to her chest, only higher up. I once remarked that Janet couldn’t look at her shoes without sticking her chin in her butt crack. Jordan skipped the singing/dancing talent part and went staight to notoriety by having a butt attached to her chest. The “Baby got Front” is not working for me – I think Janet and Jordan can only be the butt of jokes.

and i bet she got pregnant through boob sex. that’s where her vagina is.

Unfortunately I can confirm this trollope is famous here, although she hasn’t gone down some crazy self abuse path like some other topless tart celebrities. Shes married with 2 kids and this one on the way. Her boobs are fake of course but I didn’t need to say that I’m sure.

I’ve gotta go but I will say this, this thread looks like something right up that Leatherface dude’s alley.

Bring in the bondage.

that should be illegal.

Never been more suprised than to see Jordon on here. I think this is the pinnacle of her US career..

Mmmmmmmm, boobs good.

Yup. Dubai is definitely where this woman belongs.

If you’ve ever been there, you’d know exactly what I mean.

WHATS SMALL, FAT, BLACK, AND KEEPS ON BUMPING INTO THINGS?

Jordans baby.

I wonder if she takes craps the size of her breasts… That’s always gross. Girl crap.

Take THAT Tyra Banks!!!

You can tell it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!

#22……You are a fucking dumbshit loser. Go and eat shit you wanker.

There is NO way she can breastfeed!! Only because the kid would suffocate!!

#23 – YOU NEED JESUS! ONLY HE CAN SAVE YOU!

All that tit and no ass… thanks Britain!

#4 – Her children will be fed a steady silica-lactose diet which should give them the intelligence and personalities of plastic dolls… just like mommy.

Good Lord, those are some gigantic tits.

If she comes to the US, she’ll have to register them as deadly weapons.

#23/25 you need some mental help, maybe you should try the rehabs britney went to, they worked great

holy crap, how is she even standing up?

She has a really nice tattoo just above her vagina. I wonder who the lucky guy was who did it for her. And believe me she has a nice vagina.

#25………Jesus was a poof who sucked on mohammad and moses dick.

Those puppies probably store a lot of milk.

Her baby (and husband) should be very happy that she is now the 3rd largest diary producer in the UK.

she looks like a New Jersey Transit bus and a supermodel mated and had a baby…….

#30 REPORTED!

#33………ITS REPORTED YOU SUCK DICK.

#31 – Largest diary producer? I had no idea they were in the paper business! Thanks for yet another startling tidbit brought to you by the DC brain trust.

‘Cause often times I feel like I’m all alone in this world and *I don’t have no one* but me *me, myself & I* ‘Cause often times I feel like I’m all alone in this world and *I don’t have no one* but me *me, myself & I

The DC Brain Trust! HA!!!! Nice one centaurian!

is it safe to keep in implants with a baby?

Heh. “Diary producer”? Does she hand out pens and pencils with those journals?

Who’s the dick who’s trolling Legend now? My god, it’s getting kind of silly how many fake-name trolls there are now. More proof that Typekey sucks ass.

#39 – I do believe Legend is trolling itself. It’s part of its schtick. Like that Lowlands character. We get alot of winners here, it’s what makes this site interesting… sometimes.

#36………YOUR A WINDOW LICKER.

poor thing forgot to bring her 8″ platform heels.

Lick this, fucker

#11 That’s exactly what they look like – a butt on her chest!

She’s been through a lot, miscarriages and whatnot, so I feel sorry for her. However, the gigantic tits are a farce so that cancels out most of the contempt.

#40…….You’re an idiot. Some gay shit is using my name because the baby dicked turd cant make his own name up. Oh well foreskin cleaners are beyong help. You are the one that trolls yourself you fag.

weapons of mass construction.

#35.

Come on now Richie, you know good and well that wasn’t me! Shall I say…Asstroll?

Cleanup on aisle (31!)

Apparently you have no life piss stain.
Go read a dictionary and look up death….your picture should be installed in the next few days. Fuck OFF!

Seriously Rich, I’m dissapointed in you. You too Jrz! What the fuck?!?..(diary)..can you say, imposter? If I can spell chicken, I most certainly can spell dairy.

#45 – Wow. You cut me so deep man… the only person I troll is my wife at night, my less than funny friend.

#48………You’re probably trolling tyra baboon banks at night. haha fucking loser.

#47 – You’re disappointed in me? Great… DC is going to heck in a handbasket and of all the things you find to be disappointed in, you choose me? I’m not sure if I should be flattered or run screaming.

Chiken Taysts Gud.