Jordan Shows Boobs, Hides Boobs

Hey #44… call me.

Her face is nice but what the hell has she done to herself? She looks like a man. Please people do not mess with what God gave you or you’ll end up looking like this.

P.S.: Strangely, in that last picture it sure looks like something’s in that skirt. Well it’s not really strange as it is…uhm expected.

I don’t know who the hell she is and I’m glad.
Her face (from the pictures) looks awful.

Arf?

What an ugly, unknown, manly, untalented beast…that pretty much sums her up in my world. Wouldn’t touch “it” with a 50 foot pole.

That is definately a man . . was, whatever.
The second shot I see an adam’s apple, the third: no ass, no hips, broad shoulders . . .
If that is in fact a woman though, think about, she has some serious self-esteem issues.
Ridiculously fake boobs & hair, and all that makeup?
Someone please tell that skank that less really is more.

I agree with #36. I wouldn’t want to look like that either. I guess he’s good looking, but I wouldn’t want breasts that big. OUCH!!! His face is frugly, too.

jknUK #46 said:

“Underneath all that make up she is pretty and a damn good mum.”

Well Ok then, if that’s true i won’t write snarky comments.

But jeebus, is this what babes have gotta do to get noticed across the pond?

Doesn’t say much for British men, that’s for sure, except those that wanna get spanked by a faux he-she.

More like an adam’s canteloupe and has a package to boot. That pic is just bad luck … maybe.

WHO IS THIS PERSON??????? Yeah, me too.

Definitely Z list – maybe she can get with Kathy Griffin and figure out why they both come off so manly.

haha wouldn’t touch her(?him?) either. She has the same effect as someone who has gone on the street naked with “I have aids and all those sexually transmited desises that come with it” written all over their body.

haha wouldn’t touch her(?him?) either. She has the same effect as someone who has gone on the street naked with “I have aids and all those sexually transmited desises that come with it” written all over their body.

sorry for the double post. btw, found a more normal picture of her (where she actually looks like a woman…with fake boobs..but still a woman)

http://www.tiscali.co.uk/media/images/galleries/community/best_bum_british_women/medium/jordan.jpg

hermantia it’s not a bad ass but still pretty damn flat compared to what is out on the market.

Jordan, aka Katie Price, is as someone said just like Pam Anderson. She screwed her way into being a celebrity and now all she does is show her boobs and talk about who she had sex with. The sad thing is that she actually looked pretty good before all the surgery now she is just horrible.

ok, am i the only one who notices that she looks just as stones as tara reid did when her boob popped out?

these hookers need to lay off the snow

Why not report on her? She’s hot and these pics are funny – that’s why I come to this site. Especially funny is the one that makes it look like she’s got a penis haha.

Jordan looks SOO rough in those pictures. If she was a cartoon character she would probably have big dollar signs for eyes.

These pics are really old. Why post them now? Must be short of anything else to put on the site.

LOL #4

oh please god tell me that this pink wannabe Barbie hasn’t made it to the US.
She and her Action Man husband are an embarrassment to everything that is right and British

The whole deal is in how you put on your underpants. It looks like Jordan put his on so his wank did a leaner. That’s fine for guys with little d*cks, but some of us have to lay the sucker tip down and even get it to curve back underneath. That’s the most comfortable way for me, anyway, and I think this guy is hot from the t*ts up.

she’s so thin. like a slice of ham.
ugh…