Jordan celebrates Chinese New Year

Im surprise of all the comments about her big fake boobs… She’s not the only women to exagerate the size of her breast! Like Pamela she use to have smaller implants, but got them bigger ans bigger!!Too big for her body in my opinion ( like Pamela) but those kind of women need so much attention… ( in the 2 first pics, i feel sad for her…nobody looks at her!) the older they gets, the bigger there breast are!! It’s not hot for me…no class! Hot women?: Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci…real women are the best!!!!

This woman is a disgusting pig. oink oink

She makes me want to go straight…

Ok i’m from England so i’ll clear up who she is, pre- “I’m a celebrity get me out of here” she was just a ‘glamour’ model who got her baps out for page 3, maxim, FHM etc etc, and the press slated her for being a slapper and she (supposedly) shagged a lot of footballers. Anyway, after she appeared on I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here, people started to realise she wasnt a slapper, she is actually a multi millionare, and embarked on a singing career for eurovision song contest and is apparently releasing a single soon….

I think that even though people slate her, shes a clever girl and knows how to keep herself in the public eye. (obviously). Also people like her cos shes married to Peter Andre (who she met on I’m a celebrity get me out of here).

hope it helps. :)

This observer is compelled to note that it appears Jordan’s left eye is off center. Pirate ancestry? A strand of DNA out of place? Both?!?
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Peek-a-boo!
I can see you!
And I know what you do!

If she didn’t have those huge fricking tits I think she would look like a guy.

If someone had told me this was a guy, I would’ve believed them.

C’mon you fake tittie haters, you know those look damn good. Speaking as a female, I must say I think she is damn hot.

Now, those aren’t the most flattering pictures of her- but hell, how many of us can say that we looked good in ANY pictures after getting tanked on booze?

Not a damn one of us, as a matter of fact go search your pictures of you when you were out with your friends and you were drunk. Notice the oily face or the down syndrome expression you have?

I thought so.

Leave her alone, if it weren’t hot chicks like her- how the hell else could fat chicks get laid? Seriously, if you are fatty and your man is closing his eyes during sex, don’t fool yourself into thinking he is saying “Oh yeah baby, pour some blubber on me.”

Let the haters hate, but I know she doesn’t give two shits. Now go drive to work in your Civics while she jumps in her Mercedes to shop.

Damn those fake tits….

Watch out that finger nail looks sharp, you may pop your implant.

Hater Alert! Ok I understand the hate on Paris Hilton…simply because Paris doesn’t have a set of knockers like that! Anyone that has the playboy gracing her physique can attest. Fap Fap FAP!

who is this skank… and whats up with the freakish looking boobs?

hahaha! I’m very impressed with all the people from the states. Go ahead criticise Katie (btw that’s her real name). I bet you’re so used to spank your monkies with all the fake busty celebs you’ve got, that she doesn’t look hot to you at all. At least she’s proud of her assets and likes to show off at any time without even getting paid for it.
Now for those of you who think she’s a whore.. Try go to a club outside London, espessially towards the north. Then you see what real life whores are like. They’ll just “pull” anything that moves. They’re all Jordan wannabes. At least Jordan is HOT.
By the way American girls are not angels either. A very considerable percentage of your female population has got fake boobs (and a very ugly face) that just love to show off at Spring Break and Mardis Gras. Bet all of who posted a comment have been there taking pics or would die to go to one of them. So stop posting here and start sending emails to all the sites showing the brilliance of your youth.

I may be in danger of appearing incredibly ignorant, but who is this chick?

I bet Daddy never gave little Katie enough attention.

Oh my gawd, I have never seen such a disgusting looking person. She looks like an ugly Malibu Barbie. Did someone dip her in caramel or something. That bitch is going to look like shoe-leather that had been left out on the side of the road…oh wait…going to??? She looks like Carol Channing, only more gross. I swear to God, she looks at least 43 years old.

I think Katie is posting as a person named nick (see #62).

I’d tap her ass all the same.

Is she African American or did her tanning machine break down?

Chinese New Year is supposed to be the holiday where you wear more clothes then you usually do, by the way. You have to visit your parents and grandparents and dressing liek a whore is just going to kill them.

god this woman is VILE. she makes me ashamed to be a woman. Why do people find breasts which look as though they need to be held up with scaffolding attractive? if they were real – fine, but good god, if you grabbed her tits, they’d probably squeak with all that silicone! so she doesn’t have large breasts, she has large chunks of crap covered with skin, which is really not nice. plus her dress sense seems to be non existent, why did she ever think that wearing a fat person’s stocking would be attractive, you can nearly see her freaking vagina.
when will people understand that “less is more” leave something to the imagination – please. although to be fair, i would never want to imagine it anyway.

i second the “malibu barbie” comment, although i think i prefer malibu barbie, atleast you can cut her hair off if you get bored, or dip her in bleach…