Jordan at the 2006 Shanghai Millionaires’ Fair

Let me just say…who cares if they’re Real, Fake or just Real Fake????

I’m always in the mood for a game of MOTORBOAT…cause im a MOTORBOATIN SONABITCH!

That picture just convinced me to do something I should’ve done a long time ago …let me get my penis…

She’d make a perfect pornstar. Yeh, that’s what she should be doin. :)

#96 – if they were real, they’d be by her ankles by now.

It’s like a freakshow, only much less entertaining, and far more vapid.

She looks like she smells really really bad!

I was going to post sooner, but I’ve been staring at those luscious melons for a looooooooong time.

No that was a home made video which was leaked on the internet, It wasnt a porno vid like Jenna Jameson makes, it was never meant for public consumption! Doesnt make her a porn star anymore than One Night in Paris makes Paris Hilton a porn star. And if men are stupid enough to pay

For all of you poor fuckers that dream about having someone like Jordan here you go:

http://www.ultradolls.com/angie.htm

You can thank me when you’re finished but please wash your hands first.

Holy milk-monsters, we made it all the to #99 before somebody said they’d hit it?

I wonder if she took off from being a whore yesterday, I can’t really tell if she is Mexican or not.

I think the Mexicans that come over here and do good work should get some kind of Grant. The ones that don’t should get sent back.

They can call it an Immi-Grant…….

Any woman CANNOT do what she does. First and foremost, you have to be blessed genetically and you have to be able to work it. All the plastic surgery in the world won’t help a LOT of people. It won’t make you tall, it won’t keep fit for you, it won’t help you with your fashion sense, it won’t keep your confidence up, it won’t flirt and tease for you.

There a countless normal, pretty girls, with fake boobs featured in playboy every year who are only in the limelight for as long as it takes to rub one out. Jordan has created something very big for herself that relies as much on her bedside manner and her networking skills as it does on those giant balloons she has attatched to her chest. If you can sing or dance or if you’re good at math, you use those skills to get somewhere in life. If you’re hot and you know how to manipulate the public, you use that.

The fact that you seem so concerned about people “prostituting” themselves out on this site, of all places, makes me wonder why you’re here. Actors and actresses and musicians do it all the time, they are just not as straightforward about it. Exploitation is basically a REQUIREMENT in the industry, so if you have a problem with it you shouldn’t be supporting it.

@97. Can you direct me to her pronos? I have a hard.. time believing you. (not that home video either ;)

@97. Can you direct me to her pronos? I have a hard.. time believing you. (not that home video either ;)

I’d like to be the first poster to prostitute myself out on this site. For a small deposit into my PayPal account I will respond to your posts with comments like “That was the funniest post I’ve ever seen!!” or the immortal “LOLOLOLOLOLOL” or even “LMAOROTFL” or “You are a message board God!!!” If you are into a little S&M I have “That was the stupidest post I’ve ever seen, douchebag!!!” or “Why don’t you do us all a favor and etch your stupid post onto a bullet and shoot it back into your brain!!” I can even invent some more screen names and give you a twofer!! There will be no better message board whore than I!!”

I’m sorry if this was already said, but I woke up late and quite frankly I am to tired to read all the other post-

What is this fair? A place where whores parade around and rich guys buy them or their services? I know I can’t get on the invite list, but maybe I could be a bus boy-maybe I could get some nice rich guy left overs

YUUUUMMMMY! Woof, woof, woof! Woof,woof! I’m sorry, what was I sayin’?…

so, who is she?

why is she famous?

in other news, a new chicago hot dog place just opened on my little island. i’m so exited. i think i will have a chicago dog for lunch. i hate johnny cakes.

Any of you that said negative things about her, shut your holes.

Men want to f**k her, women want to look like her.

I think I’m in slut love.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I am in LOOOVE with Jordan!!!!!
those ain’t her best pics definitely, but Jordan is hotter than hell!!
I have a huge crush on her!!!!

#108 …well thanks for adding another topic to bring up to my psychologist. What The Fuck!!

P.S. the “LoveDoll” is hotter.

so…who is she? and why am i being told that I apparently want to look like her? i’ll concede her face is pretty, but those boobs look like rocks. she must have to go to millionaire’s fairs so she can get somebody to pay for the doctor’s bills she has, because he back is all messed up on account of how heavy her chest is.she looks like she’s going to fall face first on the red carpet.

Jordan = Janice Dickinson, Jr.

Jordan’s real name is Katie Price, she started off as a glamour model years ago in UK, she’s a B-class celebrity in UK and makes a living selling stories about herself th the british tabloids.

In UK we dont really have celebrities soo anyone that makes it in the tabloids becomes a celebrity, they dont have to act or sing or even pretend to have any artistic abilities, and thats the situation with Jordan, she’s a celebrity simply because her pictures everywhere…

ps. that second pic makes me horny

@1
No you don’t say, those aren’t real?

damn almost first

When did Ryan Seacrest get a perma-tan and implants?? His dress looks like a K-mart blue-light special — I like his hair weave though.

c’mon, Jordan is much better than any love-doll,after all, she is self-heating, self-moisturizing, and she comes with cum-breath…

ohh please people… she is one of the hottest girls walking on earth!!! all of you who say bad things about her… you’re either fucken jealous, gay, or a fuckin moralist fuck!!! and the only place where you can find such thing as a Kmart is in America, HICK!!!

pick your jaws off the floor!!!::
http://www.thesmsguide.com/katieprice/b11-lrg.jpg

129. Sooooo, you can pick one of those up at KMart? Must be reeeaaalll classy.

What a hooker! Love that she’s at a “Millionaire’s Convention”. Holy shit, the hoes must be coming out the woodwork at that place. Maybe she and Anna Nicole Smith can meet a 95 year old rich guy with a weak heart, kill him with a three way and contest the will!

Seriously, this hoe is one old guy’s shriveled up cock away from making it!

Listen up little girls!

wow Wow WOW. I can’t even hear you haters commenting because my cock is so hard.

ew her hair looks really ratty and she has too much different colored shit on her face, it makes her look like an old drag queen. Maybe with a hair cut, a comb, and less paint she wouldn’t look so disgusting.

i don’t get it. I think she looks like a freak

xd, only desperados would think that creature was hot. I guess if the only females that let you near them look like cheap and nasty disease buckets, you’d think this one was a catch.
SoupaSarah, What can I call someone who doesn’t know that Jordan’s done porn? You know? Sex on video for money or filmed prostitution. Call it what you like, she’s a ‘ho.
She’s ugly, thick as shit and her body’s a state.
You seem to rate her, so I’m betting you’re not too bright or attractive yourself.

#96 – what the fuck is a stone? go back to russia. And suck my land cock.

Even though she looks kinda of tranny in some photos, I’d love to rub my face in between her boobs. I think she looks sexy in the first three shots. I wish I was that dangly zipper pull, so I could be near her awesome breasts. I’d definately hit that over and over again.

i don’t know who she is and i don’t care..i see knees over ears and a giant gape…pornstar in two years…scoreboard

Here’s for copy and paste, the above said exactly what I was thinking ….

Skank?
Tranny?
Drag queen?
2 dollar hooker?
Barnyard animal?
A turd in a dress?
What the hell is it?

Here’s for copy and paste, the above said exactly what I was thinking ….

Skank?
Tranny?
Drag queen?
2 dollar hooker?
Barnyard animal?
A turd in a dress?
What the hell is it?

She looks like a pornstar with major plastic surgery … YIK … nasty bitch !

@118:

I am a woman and I do NOT want to look like that. I actually have self-esteem. What is she gonna have when her “looks” go? Not a damn thing, and I pity her for that. If any man wants someone like her over me, that’s fine, they are welcome to each other. I don’t need a man to validate me, unlike her. Poor thing, all that fame and money cannot buy her what she so desperately needs: Class, self-esteem, intelligence and a sense of right and wrong. What we DON’T need is another, skankier UK version of Paris Hilton . We already have one slow-motion trainwreck to laugh and ridicule, I think that is plenty.

OOOOOOOO-KAAAAAAYYY.

I think everyone is missing the point here. And that is that this. . .person. . .is at the SHANGHAI MILLIONAIRES’ FAIR. Wtf? No, wait, this deserves the real thing. . .WHAT THE FUUUUKKK? Is there really such a thing as a fair for millionaires? What do they do there, buy new wives and solid-gold crappers?

What a weird, weird world we live in.

xd – is that you Jordan?
Only ugly guys dig her. She’s NEVER had a good-looking man. Pretty women certainly don’t want to be like her – she’s foul.
It’s pretty well known that this ugly girl has very low self-esteem & probably body dysmorphia too.
She knows no-one would give her the time of day unless she’s got her fake tits out or her smelly fanny on show.
Poor Jordan, of course guys want to fuck her – nasty, ugly, desperate losers!!
Wonder how many diseases she’s racked up by now?

Well within Patriarchy women can never win, if we dont sleep with you we’re frigid, if we do we’re whores. You all slag her off yet I bet you will spend 8 quid buying her calender or 3 quid on FHM with her on the front cover! mentalism.

I’m just angry that we men can’t whore ourselves out in the same way as Jordan and Paris. I’d be great at it. I’m tall, goodlooking and have no discernible talents either.

Why can’t I be rich and invited to lots of parties based on my the size of my willy and my good looks !

This is a form of racisim ! .. I tell you. We need to take a stand. blah blah blah .. so on and so forth.

@129 Thank you sir. And Jesus loves you and Jordan.

Oh SoupaSarah, you really do talk a lot of nonsense! That’s not surprising since you’re a Jordan fanatic (her fans tend to be as stupid as she is).
Just because all YOUR men spend money on images of Jordan, don’t kid yourself that every man is just as hard up!
As I said, only ugly, awkward and desperate guys go for easy lays. Think how many rancid dicks she’s sucked and fucked to become Britain’s richest whore!
This is a woman who had unprotected sex with a guy who was just passing through her and many other girls. She got pregnant. He didn’t want anything to do with her. She then went and fucked a teenage boy WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH ANOTHER MAN’S BABY. He also denied it and didn’t want anything to do with her. This ugly bitch has been used and dumped so many times she must be the size of a bucket!
And all this because the dog hasn’t got enough intelligence to sell anything but her body.
She’s a joke!

I could careless about her lovelife. As long as I can see pictures of her behemoths life goes on. Some of ypu people act like she invaded your home!

143, Jordan is a millionaire herself, which might explain why she’s there.

148 Treacletart (that name seems familiar, oddly…) – what’s wrong with having sex while pregnant?