Jordan at the 2006 Shanghai Millionaires’ Fair
May 1st, 2006 // 150 Comments
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bigfatmomma | May 1, 2006 at 6:03 pm
one word – silicone
EntertainmentWhore | May 1, 2006 at 6:04 pm
This woman is wreaking havoc on both sides of the Atlantic. But then again, so is Paris.
EntertainmentWhore | May 1, 2006 at 6:06 pm
I refuse to believe that in the world of gossip, this site is relegated to posting Jordan. Tsk. Tsk.
RTH | May 1, 2006 at 6:06 pm
one word(?) – brbrbrbrbrbrb!
newbondsux | May 1, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Bigfat…you say that like it’s a bad thing…I’ve got two words… Duh…Ammm! I WANT ONE OF THOSE.
Steph | May 1, 2006 at 6:08 pm
I like her whore hair actually
ugly shoes though
illkarate | May 1, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Me likey milk!
newbondsux | May 1, 2006 at 6:09 pm
You’re right, Steph – I should have noticed that – but truth be told, I didn’t even notice she had feet.
tarjamarja | May 1, 2006 at 6:10 pm
She would be so pretty if she’d only get rid of those horrible implants. Talk about a serious silicone overdose.
Charlaurz McHall | May 1, 2006 at 6:14 pm
I love Jordan, she is amazing. What a fantastic role model for young women everywhere, proving that all you need to succeed in life is to have humongous titties, a tiny waist, whorish hair and make up, and a retarded child!
I am happy that she is representing British women in the USA!
Oh, and really, she is much better that Paris! At least Jordan made all her money herself…
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com
Jude806 | May 1, 2006 at 6:16 pm
After you’ve seen her in the paper every day for the past 5 years, witnessed her being a dick in the jungle, watched the documentary series about her and her 3rd child (her dildo of a husband) you just stop looking.
I’m a girl, so maybe that’s why, but – yawn.
Jude806 | May 1, 2006 at 6:17 pm
“She would be so pretty if she’d only get rid of those horrible implants. Talk about a serious silicone overdose.”
She is tiny, apparently, and she actually is beautiful without her make up. The topless pics she did where she has really small breasts were much more attractive than this monstrosity.
EntertainmentWhore | May 1, 2006 at 6:21 pm
Years ago, I created a celebrity slap list e.g. Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, David Spade – people who truly deserved a good slap. Jordan is almost worthy of being on the list. That beng said, I’ll give her credit over most C-list celebrities in the UK e.g. Chantelle [Paris Hilton look-alike].
ieatthepoo | May 1, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Wow, Michael Jordan’s gotten some work done.
gammanormids | May 1, 2006 at 6:25 pm
I feel sorry for that dress… it’s going to explode at any minute…
cibby | May 1, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Chinese people in Shanghai are probably looking at her and going ‘What? Why?’
replicunt | May 1, 2006 at 6:27 pm
who the eff is this ho?
EntertainmentWhore | May 1, 2006 at 6:30 pm
#17: Jordan is a Brit model/actress/reality tv star who is very well known in the UK and trying to make a name for herself in the States.
NewGuy | May 1, 2006 at 6:34 pm
“Bouncing”
Those things haven’t bounced in years… I’d feel up one of you sweaty, acne faced, cheeto-stained-finger-licking, internet loving freak-parade douche’s before risking a sprained wrist on those bowling balls.
Steph, I’m looking at you. Now take out your retainer… thats it… Now take off that sweater vest…. yeahhhhhhhhhh..
bigponie | May 1, 2006 at 6:36 pm
excuse me while i salute her.
mmmBitch | May 1, 2006 at 6:37 pm
Ew… her body is so fake it will take centuries to decompose. What’s one thing on her that’s real?
Her neck? yes, maybe her neck
Italian Stallion | May 1, 2006 at 6:37 pm
That new X-Men bad guy is hard to hate……..
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 1, 2006 at 6:41 pm
It really is hard to make Pamela Anderson look understated, but Jordan succeeds monumentally. Next to her, Paris Hilton could play Mother Theresa. Word on the street is her minge looks like Gollum, ensconced beneath the ever-present shadows of those monstrosities. Sweater meat? Those things are sweater slabs.
fowler | May 1, 2006 at 6:53 pm
she’s perfect.
Nikk The Templar | May 1, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Wow.
That is one well dressed drag queen.
*looks up info on Jordan*
Nevermind.
I like her shoes, though.
Dubbya | May 1, 2006 at 7:11 pm
Wow,
I don’t care what people said in the past but she looks fantastic here
B4USUCKMEDRY | May 1, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Breasts are great, but when your face looks like an ass, it’s really not worth it.
There aren’t enough paper bags in the world.
And silicone, just doesn’t feel like the real thing.
a concerned fan | May 1, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Let’s just make it official. She’s the female vs. of South Park’s Ms. Chokesontits
dubwise | May 1, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Are the lines in her neck in pic#2 from her chest or her age? Is she in her 40′s? She frightens me.
Zanna | May 1, 2006 at 7:32 pm
I have just one thing to say that is completely unrelated but I have to get off my 40Ds:
HOORAY HOORAY IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY FUCKING OUTSIDE STARTS TODAY!!!
lolpop | May 1, 2006 at 7:36 pm
Superficial, you truly are ridiculous. Here’s a link to a close up of something mighty scary:
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=katie_price_mill_2_big&title=Katie%20Price%20aka%20Jordan%20Pictures
You can see the implant all too clearly, then there’s the rat’s nest of shiny yet utterly weave on top of her head and her body makeup can’t cover up the usually-airbrushed-out underarm hair. My Gawd, I will not even go into that face? Is it a face? Yup, she “looks good.” Ya f***in morons.
Land-Man | May 1, 2006 at 7:41 pm
ATTN: England
Keep you third-rate celebrities on Crap Island (AKA England) where they belong. Americans don’t have time to put up with your shit. A celebrity in England would be a garbage-man in America (cuz u suck).
Fa Cube Itches | May 1, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I always love it when psuedo-celebs steer into the crazy skid. She used to be pretty attractive and only moderately annoying – a couple days with a ball gag and cattle prod and she’d have been ok. Now? Freakish and really annoying. Blech.
Zanna | May 1, 2006 at 7:50 pm
notice how Jude (#12) is sticking up for the inflatible doll they call “celebrity” in good old U OF K? The same Jude that earlier stated anti-American bullshit on another post.
You go, Land-man. Excellent post on #36. And your post Jude, is Excrement.
ESQ | May 1, 2006 at 7:50 pm
Those are some big bouncy brains she has. She does look good, but needs to cover up a wee bit.
Zanna | May 1, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Yea, I saw landman’s #36 post in the FUTURE. But in case that future doesn’t happen today, refer to post 32. That one is excellent too.
John King | May 1, 2006 at 8:04 pm
THAT is the ugliest, dog-ugly, butt-ugly, pig-ugly, fugliest bow wow ever!
What the hell?!!!
Words can’t describe it.
Skank?
Tranny?
Drag queen?
2 dollar hooker?
Barnyard animal?
A turd in a dress?
What the hell is it?
I’ll tell you what it’s NOT. It’s NOT a good looking woman.
It needs to get a refund on that deformed plastic body it’s parading around.
That creature looks even more diseased than Paris Hilton.
Jedi Kevin | May 1, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Ever since I’ve seen that footage of her using the world’s loudest vibrator, she is lost to me.
NewGuy | May 1, 2006 at 8:13 pm
#19 you rock!
So funny!
I bet you are really hot too!
Being awesome is so fun!
txb | May 1, 2006 at 8:19 pm
wow. what is wrong with the people who find her attractive? aside from looking like a mad comic version of a barbie, silicone should only be acceptable in the porn industry- not everywhere. natural is the only way to go for anything in life.
Josephine | May 1, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Absolutely horrific… the boobs are nearly bigger than her head … ykkidi yukk!
TrannyGranny | May 1, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Ok, this chick grosses me out. But, I got thinking: What if I sawed her legs off, then twisted her butt around so it faced forward. Cut the head off, put it in a bag (like Medusa) and throw it to the bottom of the ocean. Stretch the arms staight out backwards, attach springs. Turn upside down. Recliner by Jordan!!!! ™
and oh, so comfy!
Pearly | May 1, 2006 at 8:23 pm
1.beach ball implants, yuck
2.bad weave
3. ugly clothes..she looks like she is wearing a Donny and Marie throw away. I hope those monsters leak.
Alia | May 1, 2006 at 8:24 pm
Those bobbies look very very HARD…
MeganHarris | May 1, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Jordan. I want to bring out your inner lesbian, Jordan.
TrannyGranny | May 1, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Hi Megan;
I have alternatly heard that you are a 97 lb. girl, a douche bag, Oscar De Mateo, a school girl, a man, now a lesbian etc., you get the point. Tell, will the real MH please stand up? Are you a brown man from Miami? Are you a woman? I can’t take it any more.
lolpop | May 1, 2006 at 8:36 pm
umm…okay…one of these posts is not like the others, one of these posts is not quite the same…#45 et al are you blind??
TrannyGranny | May 1, 2006 at 8:36 pm
FUCK!!!
Superfish Guy…or Girl. Please, will you enable a spell checker on this site. I can’t tell if I am spelling something wrong until I post it, and that drives me crazier! FUCK!!!!
Fa Cube Itches | May 1, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Megan?? Swearing and lesbian references in your posts today? This seems a bit unlike you….
TrannyGranny | May 1, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Blind