Jordan at the 2006 Shanghai Millionaires’ Fair

one word – silicone

This woman is wreaking havoc on both sides of the Atlantic. But then again, so is Paris.

I refuse to believe that in the world of gossip, this site is relegated to posting Jordan. Tsk. Tsk.

one word(?) – brbrbrbrbrbrb!

Bigfat…you say that like it’s a bad thing…I’ve got two words… Duh…Ammm! I WANT ONE OF THOSE.

I like her whore hair actually
ugly shoes though

Me likey milk!

You’re right, Steph – I should have noticed that – but truth be told, I didn’t even notice she had feet.

She would be so pretty if she’d only get rid of those horrible implants. Talk about a serious silicone overdose.

I love Jordan, she is amazing. What a fantastic role model for young women everywhere, proving that all you need to succeed in life is to have humongous titties, a tiny waist, whorish hair and make up, and a retarded child!
I am happy that she is representing British women in the USA!
Oh, and really, she is much better that Paris! At least Jordan made all her money herself…
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com

After you’ve seen her in the paper every day for the past 5 years, witnessed her being a dick in the jungle, watched the documentary series about her and her 3rd child (her dildo of a husband) you just stop looking.

I’m a girl, so maybe that’s why, but – yawn.

“She would be so pretty if she’d only get rid of those horrible implants. Talk about a serious silicone overdose.”

She is tiny, apparently, and she actually is beautiful without her make up. The topless pics she did where she has really small breasts were much more attractive than this monstrosity.

Years ago, I created a celebrity slap list e.g. Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, David Spade – people who truly deserved a good slap. Jordan is almost worthy of being on the list. That beng said, I’ll give her credit over most C-list celebrities in the UK e.g. Chantelle [Paris Hilton look-alike].

Wow, Michael Jordan’s gotten some work done.

I feel sorry for that dress… it’s going to explode at any minute…

Chinese people in Shanghai are probably looking at her and going ‘What? Why?’

who the eff is this ho?

#17: Jordan is a Brit model/actress/reality tv star who is very well known in the UK and trying to make a name for herself in the States.

“Bouncing”

Those things haven’t bounced in years… I’d feel up one of you sweaty, acne faced, cheeto-stained-finger-licking, internet loving freak-parade douche’s before risking a sprained wrist on those bowling balls.

Steph, I’m looking at you. Now take out your retainer… thats it… Now take off that sweater vest…. yeahhhhhhhhhh..

excuse me while i salute her.

Ew… her body is so fake it will take centuries to decompose. What’s one thing on her that’s real?

Her neck? yes, maybe her neck

That new X-Men bad guy is hard to hate……..

It really is hard to make Pamela Anderson look understated, but Jordan succeeds monumentally. Next to her, Paris Hilton could play Mother Theresa. Word on the street is her minge looks like Gollum, ensconced beneath the ever-present shadows of those monstrosities. Sweater meat? Those things are sweater slabs.

she’s perfect.

Wow.

That is one well dressed drag queen.

*looks up info on Jordan*

Nevermind.

I like her shoes, though.

Wow,

I don’t care what people said in the past but she looks fantastic here

Breasts are great, but when your face looks like an ass, it’s really not worth it.

There aren’t enough paper bags in the world.

And silicone, just doesn’t feel like the real thing.

Let’s just make it official. She’s the female vs. of South Park’s Ms. Chokesontits

Are the lines in her neck in pic#2 from her chest or her age? Is she in her 40′s? She frightens me.

I have just one thing to say that is completely unrelated but I have to get off my 40Ds:

HOORAY HOORAY IT’S THE FIRST OF MAY FUCKING OUTSIDE STARTS TODAY!!!

Superficial, you truly are ridiculous. Here’s a link to a close up of something mighty scary:

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=katie_price_mill_2_big&title=Katie%20Price%20aka%20Jordan%20Pictures

You can see the implant all too clearly, then there’s the rat’s nest of shiny yet utterly weave on top of her head and her body makeup can’t cover up the usually-airbrushed-out underarm hair. My Gawd, I will not even go into that face? Is it a face? Yup, she “looks good.” Ya f***in morons.

ATTN: England

Keep you third-rate celebrities on Crap Island (AKA England) where they belong. Americans don’t have time to put up with your shit. A celebrity in England would be a garbage-man in America (cuz u suck).

I always love it when psuedo-celebs steer into the crazy skid. She used to be pretty attractive and only moderately annoying – a couple days with a ball gag and cattle prod and she’d have been ok. Now? Freakish and really annoying. Blech.

notice how Jude (#12) is sticking up for the inflatible doll they call “celebrity” in good old U OF K? The same Jude that earlier stated anti-American bullshit on another post.

You go, Land-man. Excellent post on #36. And your post Jude, is Excrement.

Those are some big bouncy brains she has. She does look good, but needs to cover up a wee bit.

Yea, I saw landman’s #36 post in the FUTURE. But in case that future doesn’t happen today, refer to post 32. That one is excellent too.

THAT is the ugliest, dog-ugly, butt-ugly, pig-ugly, fugliest bow wow ever!
What the hell?!!!
Words can’t describe it.
Skank?
Tranny?
Drag queen?
2 dollar hooker?
Barnyard animal?
A turd in a dress?
What the hell is it?
I’ll tell you what it’s NOT. It’s NOT a good looking woman.
It needs to get a refund on that deformed plastic body it’s parading around.
That creature looks even more diseased than Paris Hilton.

Ever since I’ve seen that footage of her using the world’s loudest vibrator, she is lost to me.

#19 you rock!
So funny!
I bet you are really hot too!

Being awesome is so fun!

wow. what is wrong with the people who find her attractive? aside from looking like a mad comic version of a barbie, silicone should only be acceptable in the porn industry- not everywhere. natural is the only way to go for anything in life.

Absolutely horrific… the boobs are nearly bigger than her head … ykkidi yukk!

Ok, this chick grosses me out. But, I got thinking: What if I sawed her legs off, then twisted her butt around so it faced forward. Cut the head off, put it in a bag (like Medusa) and throw it to the bottom of the ocean. Stretch the arms staight out backwards, attach springs. Turn upside down. Recliner by Jordan!!!! ™

and oh, so comfy!

1.beach ball implants, yuck
2.bad weave
3. ugly clothes..she looks like she is wearing a Donny and Marie throw away. I hope those monsters leak.

Those bobbies look very very HARD…

Jordan. I want to bring out your inner lesbian, Jordan.

Hi Megan;

I have alternatly heard that you are a 97 lb. girl, a douche bag, Oscar De Mateo, a school girl, a man, now a lesbian etc., you get the point. Tell, will the real MH please stand up? Are you a brown man from Miami? Are you a woman? I can’t take it any more.

umm…okay…one of these posts is not like the others, one of these posts is not quite the same…#45 et al are you blind??

FUCK!!!

Superfish Guy…or Girl. Please, will you enable a spell checker on this site. I can’t tell if I am spelling something wrong until I post it, and that drives me crazier! FUCK!!!!

Megan?? Swearing and lesbian references in your posts today? This seems a bit unlike you….

Blind