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- Minka Kelly humps an exercise ball in here. (Down, Fish, get down!) [theCHIVE]
- Seth Rogen voted for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol for an Oscar. No, really. [Huffington Post]
- MERKA! [Dlisted]
- Jake Gyllenhaal has a huge lady-boner for Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip]
- Miley Cyrus outcleavages her sister. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Victoria Beckham in the most completely honest moment of her life. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Miranda Kerr doesn’t have to be in lingerie to look hot. [Popoholic]
- Jerry O’Connell to Quentin Tarantino: “Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages. I’m the foot fuckin’ master.” [TooFab]
- Parliament gave Sean Penn a ripping good tongue lashing. [TMZ]
- The 15 Most Flexible Female Sports Hotties (Yes, typing those words makes my soul hurt.) [Bleacher Report]
- This week on a super new special Kim’s Million Dollar In Vitro Fertilization!! [IDLYITW]
- From here on out its just jewelery and bj’s for Mike Comrie. [Just Jared]
- Knocked Up? Is Paula Patton Toting Another Gut Full Of Baby Thicke??? [Bossip]
- Someone paid $100,000 for polaroids of Lindsay Lohan. [Celebslam]
- The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Vawer [Heavy]
- Jaden Smith and M. Night Shyamalan will now combine into a maelstrom of on-screen bullshit. [FilmDrunk]
- Wanna know how I know you’re a serial killer? [BuzzFeed]
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I’m in love, people… bite that weenie, Jordan! With relish!
Is that you Rizzo?
So much heavy hitting intellectual discourse on this blog.
I’m just so proud to be a small part of it.
And we are glad you are here. I’d never know about shoe fashions without ya:0)
if you want intellectual discourse, apply to Harvard. This here is pretzels from a cart, you don’t want, o.k go f yourself.
NEXT PLEEEEEEZ can I help u seeerrrrr?
I’d be more impressed if she had positioned the chilli dog firmly between her funbagos and ate it that way.
And – as she should know by now – it’s all about ME.
” Aye said suck da motha fucker, you biting it, shit”
10 photos of a chick with huge boobs ALMOST taking a bite of a hotdog. The only thing I don’t understand is why we needed the hot dog.
I didn’t know who Jordan Carver is, so I google image searched her. All I know now is that she does not have nipples. Seriously.
Gotta love the Minka animated .jif. I’ll save it for later use.
So, 10 photos of her suggestively not eating? That’s TOTALLY not staged.
Desperately clichéd. Though that may be redundant.
All this, and me without my spelunking gear… *sniff*
who is this titty whore?
Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s more than a little disturbed that Seth Rogen is a voting member of the Academy.
jordan carver can barely move her face
Who the hell is Jordan Carver? I tried to watch the video about making plum cakes but I got distracted.
She’s my German mistress.
I’d put my sausage between those big titties…
yep, like all celebrities.
…….SHE THROW UP AFTERWARDS!!
Minka is constantly fighting the fact she has stripper DNA. She should embrace her slutty side not hide it.
Am I the only one who doesn’t know who this is? besides a plain attention whore with icky boobs that is?