Jordan Carver Isn’t Suggestive At All and Other News

Photo Boy / February 16, 2012

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- Minka Kelly humps an exercise ball in here. (Down, Fish, get down!) [theCHIVE]

- Seth Rogen voted for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol for an Oscar. No, really. [Huffington Post]

- MERKA! [Dlisted]

- Jake Gyllenhaal has a huge lady-boner for Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus outcleavages her sister. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Victoria Beckham in the most completely honest moment of her life. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miranda Kerr doesn’t have to be in lingerie to look hot. [Popoholic]

- Jerry O’Connell to Quentin Tarantino: “Don’t be tellin’ me about foot massages. I’m the foot fuckin’ master.” [TooFab]

- Parliament gave Sean Penn a ripping good tongue lashing. [TMZ]

- The 15 Most Flexible Female Sports Hotties (Yes, typing those words makes my soul hurt.) [Bleacher Report]

- This week on a super new special Kim’s Million Dollar In Vitro Fertilization!! [IDLYITW]

- From here on out its just jewelery and bj’s for Mike Comrie. [Just Jared]

- Knocked Up? Is Paula Patton Toting Another Gut Full Of Baby Thicke??? [Bossip]

- Someone paid $100,000 for polaroids of Lindsay Lohan. [Celebslam]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Michelle Vawer [Heavy]

- Jaden Smith and M. Night Shyamalan will now combine into a maelstrom of on-screen bullshit. [FilmDrunk]

- Wanna know how I know you’re a serial killer? [BuzzFeed]

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