Jonathan Rhys Meyers still making weird faces

March 31st, 2009 // 66 Comments

It’s been a while since Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his freakish stares have been on the site, so here he is at the third season premiere of The Tudors last night. I can’t tell if he’s sincerely trying to make his “beautiful face” for the camera or just convincing me he’s a vampire. Either way I fashioned a crucifix out of those white thingies from the women’s room. Who’s on God’s good side now, Nosferatu?

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  1. Ick.

    This guy always looks about 1 hour away from an overdose to me. I’m waiting.

  2. Que

    Que who?

  3. Why is it that;

    7 out of 10 african americans are criminals.
    2 out of 10 european americans are criminals.
    4 out of 10 hispanic americans are criminals.
    1 out of 10 asian americans are criminals.

    Yet the african americans claim to be the most advanced culture?

    Is there something we need to correct here, do you want to read the truth?

  4. I’m not feeling that facial hair, bleh.

  5. Angry Face

    I think hes hot, love that Tudors show.

  6. Jen

    Looks like he’s holding his breath. And what is that white shit in the corners of his mouth in the last pic?

  7. Jrz

    He’d be fuckin hot if he weren’t such a homo…..or if I was a gay dude.

  8. Touch a Vagina, Sad Troll

    @3

    Seriously? Every goddamn day with that shit. Honestly, I will send you money via PayPal so you can get yourself a hooker. Maybe that’ll stave off your racist bullshit. I dunno. Did it stop after you had sex with your mother? (Need a reply before sending money.)

  9. Mike Hawk

    Ghey

  10. Jrz

    “Soon we will launch an attack in Washington that will amaze everyone in the world,” Mehsud told The Associated Press by phone. He provided no details.

    Okay, now…if I were a Taliban terriorist douchebag…..I wouldn’t TELL everyone I’m gonna fuck shit up BEFORE I fuck shit up. I’d fuck shit up and THEN brag about how amazing I am.

    They is some BACKWARDS assed motherfuckers.

  11. Pat

    Is there such a thing as a male nipple slip? Because he’s awfully close there in the first pic. But I think he’s more into an anus slip (not to be confused with skid marks on a sheet after a girl gets on top and vigorously fucks a guy who never learned how to wipe properly).

  12. Yay!

    Yay! # 8!!!

  13. Uncle Sam

    Why bother attacking? Our own Wall Street criminals already did more damage than any terrorist could.

  14. yawn

    #6
    that white shit is dried up spit.. its common to people that do a lot of shit and dont have a water bottle nearby..

    this guy has that lindsay lohan spaced out look..

  15. Tom Cruise

    Bullshit. It’s semen regurg. Tastes even better the second time.

  16. justifiable

    There is a difference between brooding and pouting – he hasn’t found it. And that open-mouth-see-my-sexy-tongue thing just makes him look like a horny ferret.

  17. justifiable

    There is a difference between brooding and pouting – he hasn’t found it. And that open-mouth-see-my-sexy-tongue thing just makes him look like a horny ferret.

  18. He just looks sort of vacant and as though he hasn’t gotten down with the media training mantra of SMILE AT ALL TIMES.

    I’d hit it.

  19. justifiable

    Thank you ,Fish, now I’m in stereo….

  20. testing

    Why doesn’t he age? Velvet Goldmine came out like 12 years ago and he looks the same! Ewan McGregor looks 10-15 years older now, so does Christian Bale…but he looks the same

  21. c

    Look at me, I’m beautiful.

  22. *pointing and laughing*

    In that last pic he looks confused, like he’s trying to think of his next pose…

  23. Teen Angst

    Wow. Reminds me of the (female) brooding beauties you seen in fashion magazines. He could totally kill it if they had a male version of America’s Next Top Model, he looks very into himself. I’ll bet he’s not very smart. ;)

  24. Jennyjenjen

    @21 He’s like a heroin addicted Dorian Gray..

  25. Rachell

    lol It looks like he was getting coached by Heidi Montag in a couple of these pics.
    HM: “yeah like, if you want a really sexy picture, you’re gonna have to keep your mouth open”

  26. Rachell

    lol It looks like he was getting coached by Heidi Montag in a couple of these pics.
    HM: “yeah like, if you want a really sexy picture, you’re gonna have to keep your mouth open”

  27. wet newspaper

    Gaybar.

  28. Nero

    Did he kiss Paris Hilton too!??

  29. P. Diddy

    DSL and a tight mouth! perfect for sucking my cock!!

  30. Your Friendly Pharmacist

    #6 -it’s a side effect of the Thorazine…

  31. B

    Who?

    Honestly, I honestly have NO idea who this douchebag is. He doesn’t seem to be worth the 6.3 seconds of my life it would take to Google him, either. “Here’s some pictures of some douchebag you’ve never heard of, looking like a douchebag with too much money.” Ok? This worth of a post why?

  32. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/

    He’s got that glassy eyed thousand yard stare down though….I’ll have what he’s having ??

  33. [u]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/[/u]

    or then again …maybe I won’t …he could be on dust

    [u]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/[/u]

  34. RaraAvis

    Srsly, dude, the eighties aren’t back in style yet. Button your shirt, already.

  35. melinda

    He is soo hot!!!!!!! really honestly truthfully I would give anything for 15bminutes with him i would unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole if i could . SSooooo sexy

  36. god he is so fucking ugly. he looks like a deformed kid

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  38. I think this is some practise for sucking a PENIS, folks!!

  39. mike

    that’s his “Blue Steel”…or perhaps his “El Tigre”…

  40. cassie

    he’s so sexyyyy…love his lips and eyes…why are hot boys like this so rare?!
    damn you, cruel world!

  41. mikeock

    douchebag says what?

  42. Jana

    Look at his pupils – isn’t he on heroin? (seriously…)

  43. His nude male wrestling name is The Velvet Spike.

  44. sunshine

    Channeling Golum, my Precious?

  45. qtpie

    He’s sooo hot! I love him! He has beautiful eyes!! I think he was just caught talking in that shot… Sorry… I suppose the people you’re used to thinking attractive are the expressionless ones that just got pumped full of botox!

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  47. Chin McJuggs

    In pics 1 and 2 he’s making his O-FACE, like in the ads that are all over The Superficial right now.

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