It’s been a while since Jonathan Rhys Meyers and his freakish stares have been on the site, so here he is at the third season premiere of The Tudors last night. I can’t tell if he’s sincerely trying to make his “beautiful face” for the camera or just convincing me he’s a vampire. Either way I fashioned a crucifix out of those white thingies from the women’s room. Who’s on God’s good side now, Nosferatu?
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Ick. | March 31, 2009 at 4:27 pm
This guy always looks about 1 hour away from an overdose to me. I’m waiting.
Que | March 31, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Que who?
Obama | March 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Why is it that;
7 out of 10 african americans are criminals.
2 out of 10 european americans are criminals.
4 out of 10 hispanic americans are criminals.
1 out of 10 asian americans are criminals.
Yet the african americans claim to be the most advanced culture?
Is there something we need to correct here, do you want to read the truth?
http://www.popduds.com | March 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I’m not feeling that facial hair, bleh.
Angry Face | March 31, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I think hes hot, love that Tudors show.
Jen | March 31, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Looks like he’s holding his breath. And what is that white shit in the corners of his mouth in the last pic?
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 4:34 pm
He’d be fuckin hot if he weren’t such a homo…..or if I was a gay dude.
Touch a Vagina, Sad Troll | March 31, 2009 at 4:36 pm
@3
Seriously? Every goddamn day with that shit. Honestly, I will send you money via PayPal so you can get yourself a hooker. Maybe that’ll stave off your racist bullshit. I dunno. Did it stop after you had sex with your mother? (Need a reply before sending money.)
Mike Hawk | March 31, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Ghey
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 4:41 pm
What the fuck?
http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Dead-Bird-Doesnt-Fly-at-BWI.html
Jrz | March 31, 2009 at 4:44 pm
“Soon we will launch an attack in Washington that will amaze everyone in the world,” Mehsud told The Associated Press by phone. He provided no details.
Okay, now…if I were a Taliban terriorist douchebag…..I wouldn’t TELL everyone I’m gonna fuck shit up BEFORE I fuck shit up. I’d fuck shit up and THEN brag about how amazing I am.
They is some BACKWARDS assed motherfuckers.
Pat | March 31, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Is there such a thing as a male nipple slip? Because he’s awfully close there in the first pic. But I think he’s more into an anus slip (not to be confused with skid marks on a sheet after a girl gets on top and vigorously fucks a guy who never learned how to wipe properly).
Yay! | March 31, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Yay! # 8!!!
Uncle Sam | March 31, 2009 at 4:50 pm
Why bother attacking? Our own Wall Street criminals already did more damage than any terrorist could.
yawn | March 31, 2009 at 4:51 pm
#6
that white shit is dried up spit.. its common to people that do a lot of shit and dont have a water bottle nearby..
this guy has that lindsay lohan spaced out look..
Tom Cruise | March 31, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Bullshit. It’s semen regurg. Tastes even better the second time.
justifiable | March 31, 2009 at 5:04 pm
There is a difference between brooding and pouting – he hasn’t found it. And that open-mouth-see-my-sexy-tongue thing just makes him look like a horny ferret.
justifiable | March 31, 2009 at 5:05 pm
There is a difference between brooding and pouting – he hasn’t found it. And that open-mouth-see-my-sexy-tongue thing just makes him look like a horny ferret.
casualencounters.com/blog/ | March 31, 2009 at 5:05 pm
He just looks sort of vacant and as though he hasn’t gotten down with the media training mantra of SMILE AT ALL TIMES.
I’d hit it.
justifiable | March 31, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Thank you ,Fish, now I’m in stereo….
testing | March 31, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Why doesn’t he age? Velvet Goldmine came out like 12 years ago and he looks the same! Ewan McGregor looks 10-15 years older now, so does Christian Bale…but he looks the same
c | March 31, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Look at me, I’m beautiful.
original girl | March 31, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Nobody’s surprised by that!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1i5FB-McQqA
*pointing and laughing* | March 31, 2009 at 5:57 pm
In that last pic he looks confused, like he’s trying to think of his next pose…
Teen Angst | March 31, 2009 at 6:04 pm
Wow. Reminds me of the (female) brooding beauties you seen in fashion magazines. He could totally kill it if they had a male version of America’s Next Top Model, he looks very into himself. I’ll bet he’s not very smart. ;)
Jennyjenjen | March 31, 2009 at 6:04 pm
@21 He’s like a heroin addicted Dorian Gray..
Rachell | March 31, 2009 at 6:10 pm
lol It looks like he was getting coached by Heidi Montag in a couple of these pics.
HM: “yeah like, if you want a really sexy picture, you’re gonna have to keep your mouth open”
Rachell | March 31, 2009 at 6:12 pm
lol It looks like he was getting coached by Heidi Montag in a couple of these pics.
HM: “yeah like, if you want a really sexy picture, you’re gonna have to keep your mouth open”
wet newspaper | March 31, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Gaybar.
Nero | March 31, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Did he kiss Paris Hilton too!??
P. Diddy | March 31, 2009 at 7:07 pm
DSL and a tight mouth! perfect for sucking my cock!!
Your Friendly Pharmacist | March 31, 2009 at 7:09 pm
#6 -it’s a side effect of the Thorazine…
B | March 31, 2009 at 8:56 pm
Who?
Honestly, I honestly have NO idea who this douchebag is. He doesn’t seem to be worth the 6.3 seconds of my life it would take to Google him, either. “Here’s some pictures of some douchebag you’ve never heard of, looking like a douchebag with too much money.” Ok? This worth of a post why?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/ | March 31, 2009 at 10:04 pm
He’s got that glassy eyed thousand yard stare down though….I’ll have what he’s having ??
[u]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/[/u] | March 31, 2009 at 10:06 pm
or then again …maybe I won’t …he could be on dust
[u]http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006718/[/u]
RaraAvis | March 31, 2009 at 10:12 pm
Srsly, dude, the eighties aren’t back in style yet. Button your shirt, already.
lola | March 31, 2009 at 10:35 pm
Yuck
melinda | March 31, 2009 at 10:49 pm
He is soo hot!!!!!!! really honestly truthfully I would give anything for 15bminutes with him i would unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole if i could . SSooooo sexy
marty | March 31, 2009 at 10:50 pm
god he is so fucking ugly. he looks like a deformed kid
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gerard Vandenberg | March 31, 2009 at 11:01 pm
I think this is some practise for sucking a PENIS, folks!!
mike | April 1, 2009 at 6:44 am
that’s his “Blue Steel”…or perhaps his “El Tigre”…
cassie | April 1, 2009 at 6:58 am
he’s so sexyyyy…love his lips and eyes…why are hot boys like this so rare?!
damn you, cruel world!
mikeock | April 1, 2009 at 8:36 am
douchebag says what?
Jana | April 1, 2009 at 9:28 am
Look at his pupils – isn’t he on heroin? (seriously…)
RichPort's Ghost | April 1, 2009 at 9:32 am
His nude male wrestling name is The Velvet Spike.
sunshine | April 1, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Channeling Golum, my Precious?
qtpie | April 1, 2009 at 10:42 pm
He’s sooo hot! I love him! He has beautiful eyes!! I think he was just caught talking in that shot… Sorry… I suppose the people you’re used to thinking attractive are the expressionless ones that just got pumped full of botox!
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Chin McJuggs | April 2, 2009 at 4:03 am
In pics 1 and 2 he’s making his O-FACE, like in the ads that are all over The Superficial right now.