Jonah Hill Got Nominated For Another Oscar

January 16th, 2014 // 14 Comments

Now Leo has to ask HIM to the Sadie Hawkins Dance!

[Ed. Note: You're goddamn right these are part two. - SW]

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  1. Mohawk Disco

    If that little turd wins no court will convict Leo for running him over.

  2. Deacon Jones

    If he wins, we all know why.

  3. Yeah, I am finally done with the Oscars. Sick of this connected bullshit actively pushing this fat, talentless, unfunny hack. He has no business even being close to getting any kind of nomination. He and Seacrest must have some real fucking awesome evidence and video of them blowing some top Hollywood execs because no one likes these fucking assholes yet they still keep getting jobs. They have just made a mockery of these awards now.

    • dennis

      Naw this is a good thing. Since 2000-ish or so winning an Oscar for a leading or supporting male is a career killer.

  4. freebie

    Peter Dinklage is way hotter

  5. I’d make some kind of “What next?” comment, but Jonah Hill being nominated for an Oscar represents the nth degree of improbability. There is nowhere else to go.

    Honestly, I think Scorsese and DiCaprio got drunk and made a bet. DiCaprio said he believes he could make it happen, Scorsese said no way. And here we are, pawns in their decadent game.

  6. I think you’re missing a bigger story, Fish: who didn’t get nominated for an Oscar. Specifically, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, and Mr. Gwyneth Paltrow—all of whom wrote movie songs that were under consideration for Best Original Song. Instead, the Academy’s music branch nominated a song from an evangelical Christian movie no one ever heard of before today.

    *waits for Taylor Swift to release “Christ Took My Gold Away”*

  7. Beer for thought

    Watch the movie before you make comments about it. He was actually surprisingly good, not the name you would expect to be nominated for an Oscar, but based on his performance he does deserve it, even if it’s just for the fact that everyone thought he would suck but didn’t.

  8. Jenn

    I don’t like him,but he’s good in the movie. Leo should’ve gotten one by now. He’s getting into Susan Lucci Daytime Emmy range.

  9. “Hey, Leo, I told you I could do it, didn’t I…??? Leo…??? See, I said I’d be good, right Leo…??? This means I get to lick up your jizz tonight, right, Leo…??? C’mon, Leo, say something, will ya…???”

  10. HollywoodLovesYou

    An Oscar for what? Double-team humpin’ a whore on a desk?

  11. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    ultra
    Commented on this photo:

    I think he’s saying “Suck my dick, you fa–ot!” right here in this picture. Then a whole lot of “Just kidding, man. NO WAY I’d ask you that, unless you wanted to. You don’t want to, do you?!? JUST KIDDING!!! I swear….”

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