Jonah Hill Standing Next To Leonardo DiCaprio Is What’s Been Missing From Your Life

December 18th, 2013 // 81 Comments

Like the cast of Duck Dynasty, I’m going to shoot it to you straight the way God intended it. There wasn’t a Most Important People over the weekend because, well, there weren’t a whole lot of comments to justify one. Fortunately Internet Jesus saw fit to place Jonah Hill next to Leonardo DiCaprio at The Wolf of Wall Street premiere last night which should be a goddamn smorgasbord for you. And even if it’s not, each and every one of these are fucking work of art which is why I had to kiss Photo Boy on the lips a second ago. He knows what pure beauty does to me.

Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    Not Leonardo: “Really!?!? You promise??? You’ll call every night???”
    Leonardo: Just look at the fucking cameras!

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    Clear a space. Serious actor coming through.

  3. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s just like I imagined it would be, you really do smell like waffles.”

  4. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    donkeylicks
    Commented on this photo:

    “It’s just like I imagined it would be, you really do smell like waffles.”

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    Chuckles
    Commented on this photo:

    “Speaking of Wall Street, Marty told me one time that he wish he could have cast me instead of that Douglas guy. Do you think I’d be good in that, Leo?…..I can’t wait to tell the girls in my gym that I’m your best friend!”

  6. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
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    lmao. that is fuckin gold.
    just imagine jonah hill with marty scorsese.

  7. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    festivus
    Commented on this photo:

    Great, now I’ll be haunted by Jonah Hill’s vinegar strokes

  8. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Soup Her Facial
    Commented on this photo:

    I’M JUST LIKE YOU I’M JUST LIKE YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M JUST LIKE YOU WE ARE CONTEMPORARIES I’M JUST LIKE YOU LOOK AT US WE’RE JUST LIKE EACH OTHER ISN’T IT GREAT LEO I’M JUST LIKE YOU WASN’T I LIKE YOU IN MONEYBALL OH MY GOD I’M JUST LIKE YOU I’M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE NOW AND THEN I WILL BE YOU JUST KIDDING NO I’M SERIOUS COME HERE

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    Leo can’t even bring himself to touch him

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    Kisses4Katie
    Commented on this photo:

    No no Jonah, it’s time to ..let….GO!

  11. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    “Growing Pains! I knew told you I’d remember where it was, it was Growing Pains! I knew you and Kirk Cameron had that six degrees of separation thing, but damn!”

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    Surely supernovas explode that instant, somewhere, in some galaxy. The hut vanishes, and with it the sea and the sands – only Leo’s body, locked with mine, remains. We streak like superheroes past suns and solar systems, we dive through shoals of quarks and atomic nuclei. In celebration of our breakthrough fourth star, statisticians the world over rejoice..

    The City of Devi by Manil Suri

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    You know the peasant saying? If you can’t imagine how neighboring vineyards can produce such different wines put one finger in your woman’s quim and another up her arse, then taste both and stop asking stupid questions… My fingers found both vineyards. At the front, she tasted salt as anchovy and as delicious. At the rear, bitter like chocolate and smelling strangely of tobacco.

    The Last Banquet by Jonathan Grimwood

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    alexxx3488
    Commented on this photo:

    Ultimate hover hand.

  15. Jonah Hill Overly Excited To See Leonardo DiCaprio The Wolf Of Wall Street Premiere
    alexxx3488
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hey if you feel something pressing up against you, it’s just my press pass.”
    ‘But, Jonah, you’re wearing it around your neck…’
    “Shhhhhhh.”

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    John Steinbeck
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tell me about the rabbits, Leo.”

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    Poor guy. You know he’s not gonna be smiling like that once he realizes “car ride” means they’re going to the vets’ office.

  18. Rianon

    Like a child on Christmas morning. Such pure innocent unfettered joy.

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    “Jonah, You’re pussy repellent…Go away!”

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Let’s be honest, here: Leo thinks this is one of the Make-A-Wish kids

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “No way, you were in Titanic also?! I was the iceberg!”

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    Swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    “It was nice to meet you, Jonah. Stay in school, don’t do drugs.”

  23. FlameRetardant

    Don’t look at me, you fat fuck.

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    The Jantior
    Commented on this photo:

    What’s our name gonna to be? When I did the movie with Pitt, I called us SuperBrad! You know? Cuz of that movie I was in. Is you’re middle name D? What do breast feel like?

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    greenie65
    Commented on this photo:

    See everyone! I told you I knew him!

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    Renzomatic
    Commented on this photo:

    I worked in a restaurant once that hired mentally disabled folks to bus tables. I made the mistake of being nice to one of them. That little fuck started to just follow me around, just bugged the shit out of me non-stop, to the point I finally had to speak with the care worker and have him re-assigned. These pics look exactly like that.

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