Jonah Hill Gets Owned By French Weather Girl, Takes It Well
There are exactly two kinds of Jonah Hill posts I love to write: Ones where he clearly wants to bang Leonardo DiCaprio, and ones where he clearly wants to bang Leonardo DiCaprio. But sometimes I like when he’s not taken seriously as an actor and starts rattling off all of the famous people at his birthday parties until whoever’s doing the interview dies of name-dropping. So here’s Jonah getting all kinds of pissy after a French weather girl joked about how she’d much rather fuck those famous people. Via Jezebel:
[Ornella] Fleury rolled with the punches, as it were, and forged ahead, relaying a sexual fantasy couched in a sick burn that is maybe funnier in French than it is in English.
“We would meet up in a hotel room at night. We would chat, you’d make me laugh… and then, all of a sudden, you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”
In response, Hill muttered something about how glad he was to show up on TV to promote a movie only to be “ridiculed” by the “local weather girl.” Then he cancelled all of his further appearances in France.
Did you catch that last part? Jonah Hill cancelled the rest of his interviews for the entire country of France. And he probably won’t come back until the people of Paris agree to join hands and spell, “We know you are a very, very serious actor who has worked with the legendary director Martin Scorsese at that personal request of your best friend Leonardo DiCaprio who enjoys your company and has never once ducked your calls.” Then, and only then, will Jonah Hill acknowledge their tribute from the window of a plane with a singular nod, but will make no guarantee of his return. For such is his art…