Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick

July 17th, 2007 // 129 Comments
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Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz’ SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you – you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.” Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn’t get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:

Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

This one’s a no-brainer. Andy Dick is the biggest waste of human life since OJ Simpson and Jon Lovitz is awesome. Plus he was in those Subway commercials. Trying to figure out who to root for in this one is like trying to decide between a cute little kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler.

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  1. buzz_clik

    #100 – Sure everyone still loves him. It’s a simple rule: if you’re consistently funny, you’re awesome. Ipso facto, I’m constantly adored.

    Wait, I’m not on Geekologie and I just said ‘ipso facto’…

    Okay, don’t panic. Just say something cool and nobody will notice.

    Uh… Lohan’s an illiterate twat who’s got questionable taste in shoes!

    Whew.

  2. cockson

    wait, why would the cat be playing with hitler?

  3. Naomi

    jesus, what a terrible thing to say. and he said it twice. im not surprised andy got his ass kicked. actually, im surprised he doesnt get his ass kicked every day.

  4. But….I’m FRIST!!!

    And btw, superfish dood, love the totally predictable analogies at the end of each post. Way to keep me on my toes…..

  5. Nara

    GO JON,i hate andy dick.i remember reading an interview with him about the death of Chris Farley where he blame Chris’ fans,(btw HE was the one partying with him a couple of months before he died)its been a while since i read it.
    Now i LOVE Farley & Hartman,they are the only celebs i cried over when they died.
    i could see dick saying something like this,i thought he was friends with Phil.
    Phil was awesome,i loved when he played Sintra & Bill Clinton.

  6. This story is so great. Particularly in this day and age, where everyone is so goddamn passive-aggressive. This is real old school: someone mouths off to you, you offer him a chance to apologize. He doesn’t apologize, you give him a good hiding. The End.

  7. alex

    i love andy dick :(

  8. alex

    oh, and he didn’t disrespect phil. he said that to jon bc jon goes around blaming andy for phil’s death.

  9. crazy otto

    Lovitz beats Dick…??????

  10. Phil waz awezome on Snl
    and zo waz Chriz Farley
    I loved them…
    Andy Dickhead iz the ugliezt
    dickhead I ever saw..
    piece of zhit face/w/bad hair?

  11. sharpeidude

    A couple of years ago, Andy the Dick came down to San Diego with some fellow “Dickheads” and were staying at the Hotel Del Coronado. Their mistake was wandering into the local Navy SEAL watering hole and copping a very obnoxious celebrity attitude with the owners. A group of SEAL’s just back from a tour in Middle East were there and very “nicely” escorted them out. By “nicely” I mean, there were no broken bones.

  12. Adrielme

    This has got to be one of the coolest things to ever happen. Why didn’t Lovitz just do what everyone was hoping for and kill the guy?

  13. Skip Smith

    Fake fake fake. Just a publicity stunt, you gullible fucks.

  14. CJ

    Phil Hartman was genius. His memory deserves some respect. Andy Dick seems like a dick. I wish hollywood would figure out he’s hack and blacklist him. Way to go, Lovitz. THAT’S THE TICKET!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. bubba

    I like Andy, am I the only one?

  16. CURLY

    Jon Lovitz is my new heroe!!!!!

  17. Yo

    Andy Dick is a douchebag. What wasn’t mentioned is that Brynn Hartman had an addiction problem and had been sober for 10 years. Not 5 months before she flipped out and killed her husband and herself, Andy Dick got her back on coke. Phil was one of Jon’s best friends, which was part of the reason he went on News Radio to try to fill the hole his friend’s death left. I think I remember reading somewhere that Jon said to Andy on the set “the only reason I’m here on this set is no thanks to you.” For Andy Dick to be glib about this brutal murder, especially when he was indirectly involved in some way is beyond despicable. What a waste of oxygen and space.

  18. Kes

    hey don’t rip on OJ

  19. Ian

    Go Jon Lovitz! I HATE Andy Dick!

  20. moo

    “On February 2, 2007, he was forcibly removed during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, after repeatedly touching guest Ivanka Trump without her permission. After rubbing Trump’s legs and touching her hair, Jimmy Kimmel begged him to behave himself. When Dick asked Trump to “give him a big, fat, sloppy kiss right on the lips” and grabbed her arm, Kimmel called in two security guards.”

    http://www.starpulse.com/news/index.php/2007/02/05/andy_dick_bothers_ivanka_trump_aamp_is_f

  21. StillMissPhil :(

    The only truly funny thing Dick participated in, IMO, was “Talk Radio,” a show that owed its success and hilarity in LARGE measure to Phil Hartman. I’ve told “dead” jokes, but I’ve never joked about the death of a friend or loved one who died in horrific circumstances. Lovitz showed great restraint to leave him ambulatory, and not ambulance-riding. Andy just engages in masturbatory, self-agrandizing acts that HE thinks are funny. Sometimes I laugh…but I’ve always laughed at show-offs who slide in dog-shit just before their “great” moment.

  22. acm

    it would be helpful to put a name under the photograph with this post, so that the non-celebrity-philic among us know whether this is the guy to love or hate . . .

  23. LaLaLa

    NEWS RADIO WAS THE BEST SHOW! I LOVED ALL THE CHARACTERS ON THAT SHOW. ESP PHIL HARTMAN (RIP)

  24. Andy Dick is a complete and utter tit. Good on Jon Lovitz.

    However! This entry immediately loses any validity due to the comparison to Hitler at the end. Godwin’s Law, people.

  25. dick andy

    andy dick is 10 times funnier than jon lovitz EVER hopes to be…….better to be a little crazy & creative than dull & boring like lovitz!

  26. by Dane Youssef

    You know, nearly every single thread I’ve read on this topic is in more or less the same vein:

    “Way to go, Jon. Dick is just that. A freak. No talent. He’s not only lent a hand in the muder of one of the best comic talents there ever was. Why couldn’t Brynn have shot you? Jon is a true friend… and continues to be one of the greatest all-around comics all-around…”

    Andy Dick’s side of the story, directly from “The Tom Green Show”:

    “If you’re looking to get drunk, you’ll go to a bar. If you’re looking to get high, you’ll go to someone who uses.”

    “I didn’t know anything about her past! But she came up to me and asks for… But Phil was like my surrogate father. I loved the man. He was the only one to call me when I was in rehab. He called to ask, ‘How is it over there? I was thinking about getting my wife over there…’ And them dying later that night… this was months later. Nearly half a year later! And I want the whole world to know, you better YouTube the fuck out of this shit!”

    And then… Little Orphan Andy actually starts to cry. The Andy Dick we all know and loathe. This unruly creature of bisexuality and creepy lecherous creation… sheds real tears.

    And yes, this is now on America’s most popular forum of downloading amateur film. The YouTube.

    Brynn was someone who suffered from bio-polar disorder, the same curse that claimed David Strickland and Heath Ledger. Like all who are inflicted, they did everything in their power to beat the demons. They tried self-medication. And since it doesn’t necessarily cure–just somewhat represses–many of these good people, these poor souls wound up meeting a premature end.
    I myself suffer from this consuming, crippling evil.

    Brynn was trying to make a career for herself. She was a model who tried to take the turn onto screenwriting and what-have-you. She wanted to be a an actress, writer and so on and so forth. In short, she wanted to be what her husband was.

    Phil was an established success and what he did. The man did it all. He wrote, performed, sang and whatnot with the best of them. He was everything she wanted to be and just wasn’t. Maybe she might have been… had she not had bi-polar condition. The enemy was within and she just couldn’t shake it. I know from experience. It’s a real Jeckyll-and-Hyde thing. And there is no cure. Repressing it is like repressing gas.

    She went insane.

    Longtime BFF and co-worker Jon Lovitz was reacting as a hurt friend.

    I honestly believe that Brynn was doomed.

    And she took him with her.

    by Dane Youssef

    FOR PHIL AND BRYNN

  27. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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