Jon & Kate’s sham marriage details

June 19th, 2009 // 65 Comments

As the extra special/probably the divorce episode gets ready to air on Monday, details of Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage have been slowly leaking out. The two haven’t slept together for month and planned on announcing their separation in July, but hey, ratings don’t grow on trees. They fall out of your vagina. RadarOnline reports:

“Jon and Kate haven’t slept together in months. Jon doesn’t even like to come in the house when Kate is there,” the source told RadarOnline.com.
Their on-screen fighting and bickering pales in comparison to the off-screen chill that exists between them, and Jon has done everything he can to avoid his wife, according to the source.
The marriage has been dying slowly for a while, says the source. In May, Kate’s brother and sister-in-law, Kevin and Jodi Kreider, told RadarOnline.com that, “Six months ago Kate came to Jon and said, ‘Hey, it’s over.’” But the couple stayed together and RadarOnline.com learned that they recently moved up the time table for splitting, as tension between them grew.

In the meantime, Gawker reports that Jon is already scoping out apartments in Trump Towers in hopes of picking up college chicks. Because nothing attracts women more than a desperate man with a verifiable track record of producing multiples. It’s like Spanish Fly if Spanish Fly was supposed to make you run the fuck away and sew your uterus shut.

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  1. eurotrash

    oh and btw, lmao at retards who live in their moms basement that post “first” on every thread

    pafuckingthetic

  2. zebop

    Would it be terribly rude of me to say I don’t give a fuck about Kate the Cunt and Jag-off-Jon?

  3. An old friend of Jon’s (Not Kate’s) Speaks Up!: http://tinyurl.com/oyqsfm

  4. kateq

    here i am watching THE episode and my heart is just breaking…. regardless of whether they have made mistakes or no( i feel its not my right to judge- but it seems everyone else does…) i truly have grown to love the show and the family and have recedntly gone through a divorce (without millions of viewers ) and knowing how hard that is i think it makes it that much harder for the kids and kate and john… i truly feel for everyone…where is everyones heart? i wish them peace

  5. mac

    This country is sick and seriously needs to examine the order of its priorities. These morons get paid millions for having a bunch of kids and fucking up there lives meanwhile the rest of the world is struggling to make ends meat. This jerks should pay us to watch this shit. And her hair does look like a ducks ass.

  6. Emily

    Kate and Jon definitely aren’t doing it for the kidz, or they would have stopped pimping their kids out when they had made a few million instead of continuing to do it so they can get yet more stuff.

    There won’t be a penny left for these kids the way J/K spend it. They’ve spent six figures just on cars in the last week, cuz ten vehicles aren’t enough. The kids are giving up their childhoods so mommy and daddy can live like D-list celebrities.

  7. Maya

    Ugh! Kate is such a b*itch! She can rott for all I care. Amazing how fame and money corrupt perfectly good people! Then again I think Kate always had it in her to be as evil as she is!

  8. Patoote

    I think they are breaking up because Jon finally found his balls and won’t put up with any more of her bitching and nagging. And also they are probably both having their mid life crisis’. Kate needs to change her ways…who would want her now that everyone knows how she is? And Jon is just enjoying his freedom…so he’s screwing a college girl..he doesn’t need anything serious now. It was Kate that destroyed his self-esteem. I’m sure before her he was fine. And being on TV…people probably told him he was letting her walk all over him and he didn’t want any trouble so he let her have her way. You coould see he was letting his balls out the way he talked to her on the phone re: the crooked houses.

  9. Patoote

    I think they are breaking up because Jon finally found his balls and won’t put up with any more of her bitching and nagging. And also they are probably both having their mid life crisis’. Kate needs to change her ways…who would want her now that everyone knows how she is? And Jon is just enjoying his freedom…so he’s screwing a college girl..he doesn’t need anything serious now. It was Kate that destroyed his self-esteem. I’m sure before her he was fine. And being on TV…people probably told him he was letting her walk all over him and he didn’t want any trouble so he let her have her way. You coould see he was letting his balls out the way he talked to her on the phone re: the crooked houses.

  10. francis

    From the little i have been able to swallow just from channel surfing of this family Kate is a B#TCH. Talk about nagging and nitpicking… Jon just kind of sit’s and agrees. He seems to be able to admit when he’s wrong without issue. Kate on the other hand is strictly her way or the misery of her tyrades… I suspect Jon had nothing to do with putting this family in front of millions of people and seems to avoid the limelight if he can. Kate on the other hand is one of these people that seems a bit histrionic and the show is all about her…

    Good for Jon… He really seems to be a great father and easygoing. I would have to suspect that allthough kate is good with the kids on camera, her impatient side comes out when they are off… Kate needs b bit of xanax and is going to have a tough time finding someone else to treat like Sh$t.

    Take them off the air and give me a real train wreck to make fun of.

  11. francis

    From the little i have been able to swallow just from channel surfing of this family Kate is a B#TCH. Talk about nagging and nitpicking… Jon just kind of sit’s and agrees. He seems to be able to admit when he’s wrong without issue. Kate on the other hand is strictly her way or the misery of her tyrades… I suspect Jon had nothing to do with putting this family in front of millions of people and seems to avoid the limelight if he can. Kate on the other hand is one of these people that seems a bit histrionic and the show is all about her…

    Good for Jon… He really seems to be a great father and easygoing. I would have to suspect that allthough kate is good with the kids on camera, her impatient side comes out when they are off… Kate needs b bit of xanax and is going to have a tough time finding someone else to treat like Sh$t.

    Take them off the air and give me a real train wreck to make fun of.

  12. francis

    From the little i have been able to swallow just from channel surfing of this family Kate is a B#TCH. Talk about nagging and nitpicking… Jon just kind of sit’s and agrees. He seems to be able to admit when he’s wrong without issue. Kate on the other hand is strictly her way or the misery of her tyrades… I suspect Jon had nothing to do with putting this family in front of millions of people and seems to avoid the limelight if he can. Kate on the other hand is one of these people that seems a bit histrionic and the show is all about her…

    Good for Jon… He really seems to be a great father and easygoing. I would have to suspect that allthough kate is good with the kids on camera, her impatient side comes out when they are off… Kate needs b bit of xanax and is going to have a tough time finding someone else to treat like Sh$t.

    Take them off the air and give me a real train wreck to make fun of.

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