UPDATE: Jon & Kate have a teaser for their divorce episode. Classy.

June 18th, 2009 // 57 Comments

TLC and, let’s assume a willing Kate Gosselin, have whipped together a teaser for this Monday’s extra-special episode of Jon & Kate Plus Eight that we might as well call “The Divorce Episode.” Seriously, I don’t know how else to interpret the line “Decisions that will affect every member of our family…ones that we hope will bring each of us some peace.” Of course, I could be way off and they’re pulling out of the show, getting counseling and saving their kids from seeing mommy and daddy exploit the single most traumatic moment of their young lives in exchange for a bucket of cash. — Pfft! HAHAHA! I’m a riot.

UPDATE: RadarOnline reports Jon is filing divorce papers next week. What kind of montage do you use for that?

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  1. An old friend of Jon’s (Not Kate’s) Speaks Up!: http://tinyurl.com/oyqsfm

  2. ToRiMiLi

    I’m willing to bet the big “decision” is that this will be their last season. They’re not going to say “divorce” so soon :)

  3. Prettybaby

    Man… here’s the deal. This chic is such a neat freak, control fuck that I think she got implanted with embryos so Jon wouldn’t get to bust a nut in her and she wouldn’t have to deal with the mess. BUT…. it does appear that many a nut was busted in her rats nest hair.

    HATE IT.

  4. Brittany

    I wouldnt be surprised if most of the kids end up on drugs, with one or two commiting suicide… Seriously, if i were one of her kids…. i could stick a knife in my throat and save me the heartache.

  5. AMOM

    I can’t believe no one commented on those horrible shoes. She looks like she’s borrowed them from a Geisha.

  6. Does anybody else want to back hand Mady. Kate should have spanked her not Leah.

  7. Unklejoe

    Who are these cocksuckers?

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