UPDATE: Jon & Kate Plus the Cops

August 14th, 2009 // 59 Comments

Seen here this morning after the fracas, things have gotten ugly in the Jon and Kate Gosselin divorce. The police were called to their home in Reading, Pa. last night after Kate showed up and demanded access to the house despite it being Jon’s allotted time with the kids. RadarOnline reports:

One source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com, “Kate showed up at the house unexpectedly. It’s Jon’s scheduled time to be there with the kids.”
Jon was inside the home and wouldn’t let Kate in.
Kate reportedly started screaming at Jon at the fence outside their once happy home about his relationship with Santoro – the nanny hired by Jon, and not Kate.
Amid all the screaming, someone called the cops. Police arrived, but no arrests were made. Kate left and checked into a local hotel.

Upon leaving the hotel this morning at 4 a.m., Kate somehow managed to arrange a police escort – to her car. Right outside the door:

RadarOnline.com was on the scene as Kate had the police come and carry her luggage and walk her to her black Toyota SUV, which was approximately 40 steps from the front hotel door.
Four police cars showed up and shined lights in every car in the parking lot to make sure no paps were in, and the few cars that did have paps were kicked out of the lot before Kate came out.

She was spotted doing 95 mph down the highway and cutting off her headlights at exits to elude the paparazzi. Oh, c’mon. You know what happens to a regular guy like when I pull a stunt like that? Women want to make out with me. It’s a curse.

UPDATE: TMZ reports Kate’s the one who called the cops, but was ultimately forced to leave. Whether this is because of the custody arrangement or her hair being a deadly weapon remains to be seen.

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Comments (59)

  1. Richard McBeef | August 14, 2009 at 10:30 am

    I hope they all die. Kids too.

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  2. Buymy DeeVeeDee | August 14, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Karma is the sextape found for free online from this douchebags kids in 10 years.

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  3. http://www.popduds.com/ | August 14, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Now THERE is the irrational controlling Kate we know! Welcome back bitch :)

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  4. tizz | August 14, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Who ARE these people? I know they’re on some reality show but seriously why are they such a big deal? They are such unbelievably, unattractive, oldies… white trash

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  5. Darcie K | August 14, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Should be “elude”, not “allude”.

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  6. Spooge | August 14, 2009 at 10:46 am

    Bwa ha ha….. stupid fat loser bitch

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  7. j-sin | August 14, 2009 at 10:49 am

    Someone should report #1 to the cops. That just ain’t funny.

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  8. ronr | August 14, 2009 at 10:54 am

    There is no reality in any of this. It is all tightly scripted.

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  9. Me | August 14, 2009 at 10:55 am

    That dude always has his hands on his nards. What’s up with that??

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  10. Jon & Kate + 1 gun & 2 bullets | August 14, 2009 at 10:55 am

    Jon and Kate. Is there any better visual definition of narcissism at this moment?

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  11. alexis jawumba rashumba | August 14, 2009 at 10:56 am

    why the hell people all up in these fools lives? this shit goes down every day in the ‘hood. get your stupid asses to any 3rd avenue in a major city and have a huge orgy over the shit that be goin’ down there every 15 minutes.

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  12. douchebags | August 14, 2009 at 11:01 am

    @9 – It’s called the “Coke Whore Itch”

    I am certain he has got quite the rash/open sores/crabs going on down there.

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  13. toolboy | August 14, 2009 at 11:17 am

    I am surprised David Spade hasn’t tapped Kate’s crazy ass yet…..He’s the new Scott Baio.

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  14. LPB | August 14, 2009 at 11:27 am

    10-4 on that, #12!

    Hey Jon, if you get a Bull Durham tobacco bag on tie it around your junk, the discharge won’t stain your pants.

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  15. Darth | August 14, 2009 at 11:29 am

    Is he feeling one of the STD’s coming up?

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  16. kingofbeer | August 14, 2009 at 11:31 am

    @9 Crabs and jock ich… ewwww

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  17. Galtacticus | August 14, 2009 at 11:35 am

    His genital warts must be itching bad.

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  18. Angel | August 14, 2009 at 11:36 am

    My caption for the banner pic:

    “After his fracas with Kate “the Gargoyle” Gosselin, Jon “the Sperminator” Gosselin had to check to make sure his testicles were in tact:

    “Lemme see… 1… 2… 3! Ahhh, ok… we’re good!”

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  19. Richard McBeef | August 14, 2009 at 11:38 am

    @7 – It’s not supposed to be funny. Although, if they did all die it would be pretty fucking hilarious!

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  20. Val | August 14, 2009 at 11:42 am

    @9 it’s because he only just won them back from Kate. If you lost your balls for 10 years, you’d feel the need to check them compulsively, too.

    “Kate’s been here! Whew. Still got mah balls.”

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  21. ROUGH Daddy | August 14, 2009 at 11:43 am

    @17 – I have warts all over my cock, balls, and anal region from an unfortunate incident involving a tijuana midget hooker and her donkey. They don’t itch at all. The herpes sours itch like a motherfucker though,

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  22. dude | August 14, 2009 at 11:46 am

    Why do people keep taking pictures of this fat fuck? He’s so completely disgusting.

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  23. Narcissist | August 14, 2009 at 11:53 am

    Jon Pic 1 = “Ain’t no domestic disturbance. You can suck my domestic disturbance”.

    I would hope it’s scripted. What a trashy display from Kate.

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  24. Tijuana midget hooker | August 14, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    MI BURRO CONSIGUIÓ ESAS VERRUGAS DE USTED!

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  25. cindy-haaa | August 14, 2009 at 12:06 pm

    The bitch got what she deserved. She has a history of locking Jon out of their house long before their divorce,……when they actually lived in the same house.

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  26. fun fun | August 14, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Jon is really getting under her skin. I love it !!! He’s ruining her lifetime gravy train.

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  27. Giggles | August 14, 2009 at 12:10 pm

    I can’t read the post after laughing too hard at the photo.

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  28. ROUGH Daddy | August 14, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    So were not going to get rid of those two any time soon are we? and eff the police for acting like bagboys for Queen Kate!

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  29. ROUGH Daddy | August 14, 2009 at 12:15 pm

    Nice # 21 I like it…

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  30. KK | August 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    -looks like Santoro gave Jon a bushel of crabs and he’s hunting down crab shampoo on the blower

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  31. Blah | August 14, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Why would u wish death on these people and even the kids? You are an idiot.

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  32. douche my bag | August 14, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    So I am about to leave work and go to lunch. I called the cops to come carry my laptop bag and for them to go check all the cars in the parking lot for paparazzi, trolls, lawn gnomes etc. They said something to the extent of they will be here soon, me going outside and spreading my asscheeks and some vague reference to a taser.

    Kate needs to be tied over a park bench with her ass in the air and place a 55 gallon barrel of lube beside her. Leave her there for 7 days straight and see if her superiority complex ever diminishes.

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  33. douche my bag | August 14, 2009 at 12:25 pm

    So I am about to leave work and go to lunch. I called the cops to come carry my laptop bag and for them to go check all the cars in the parking lot for paparazzi, trolls, lawn gnomes etc. They said something to the extent of they will be here soon, me going outside and spreading my asscheeks and some vague reference to a taser.

    Kate needs to be tied over a park bench with her ass in the air and place a 55 gallon barrel of lube beside her. Leave her there for 7 days straight and see if her superiority complex ever diminishes.

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  34. yuki | August 14, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    PUT THEM BOTH IN JAIL.
    FREE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!

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  35. Sheppy | August 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    So this should be pretty funny when she goes on some random talk show and acts like the victim after another routine psycho control freak display by her. Reminds me of my x gf, lol.

    Reminds me of me and my x. Jon crazy laid back and like “hey chill out” and Kate “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH THESE HEDGE CLIPPERS ON THE FRONT LAWN IF YOU DON’T LET ME IN!!!!!!!!!!”

    ahhhhhh memories.

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  36. rachel | August 14, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    if i never saw anything about jon & kate again it would be too soon.

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  37. Sheena | August 14, 2009 at 12:40 pm

    I want to see the pictures of Kate’s head exploding right after one of the children calls Jon’s latest fuckbuddy “Mommy.”

    PS: If you ever make me look at that nasty little man touching his nuts again, Fish, I’ll hunt your ass down and put the hurtin’ on you!!!

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  38. Sheila | August 14, 2009 at 12:41 pm

    She’s cracking. You can see it in her face.

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  39. meep | August 14, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    They are both insane.

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  40. susan | August 14, 2009 at 12:53 pm

    this isn’t the first time the cops have been called there. from what i’ve read the small police force has had it with them, the paps, and the nosy public

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  41. Meg | August 14, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    I find it funny that they have this argument that is so intense that the cops are called, so soon after Regis made the comment that he thinks they will get back together. They showed him! All of this shit is to stay current, and boost ratings. So over it. Good luck to the kids though, they are going to need it!

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  42. Savalas | August 14, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I have a Sharon Stone/”Casino” image in my head.

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  43. Jenna Brink | August 14, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Seriously. I hope someone shoots one of the adults in this situation – I dont care which one – so it’ll never happen again. Oh, don’t get me wrong…I’m sure TLC wouldn’t care and would TRY to do it again…but they’d be hard pressed to find a willing “family”.

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  44. Jenna Brink | August 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm

    Speaking as someone who remembers her parents fighting over the house and police involvement…this shit just isn’t right. I hope TLC is going to pay the therapy bills for those kids.

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  45. Anon | August 14, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    Lol

    she thought being the mother she could take the kids with her when she wanted and when that didn’t happen thought the cops would do it for her.

    She didn’t realise this isn’t the 90′s anymore and that sort of crap is starting to disappear.

    Loser.

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  46. Yure Pal | August 14, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    This might turn out to be more entertaining than the OJ case!

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  47. Sport | August 14, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    What a hag. She is more of an attention whore than the Kardashians. OK, maybe just a close 2nd but still.

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  48. Jana | August 14, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    TLC should have every penny this stupid show makes going into a trust for the kids before these two nimrods blow every penny on whores and coke.

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  49. mai-tai | August 14, 2009 at 4:51 pm

    Good thing it is still all about the kids!

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  50. joy | August 14, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Kate leave Jon alone. He is the kids father. He has as much right as you to have time with the kids. Stay away when it’s his time. If he hires a babysitter, just like you hire a babysitter , then you have to accept it. This is what happens with shared custody. If you had just cooled it a bit with Jon when you were still together, you could still be calling the shots. You blew it Kate. Big time!

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