Jon & Kate Gosselin basically told to knock it the f-ck off

October 13th, 2009 // 30 Comments

Jon and Kate Gosselin met in court this morning where a judge ruled on absolutely none of their financial disputes and pretty much told them to cut this shit out for the sake of the kids. TMZ reports:

The judge said he’ll be down with anything the arbitrator decides … with one provision — it has to be in the best interests of the children.
The judge said any monies taken improperly from the joint account should be returned, but he didn’t get specific. He also admonished Jon and Kate to keep things “private” and “amicable.” Good luck with that.

So essentially Jon and Kate both had their hands in the cookie jars. Except in this particular case the cookie jar was built off the emotional trauma of their kids but after years of psychotherapy, I’m sure they’ll realize Mommy and Daddy really needed those Beamers.

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  1. KoRneY

    tired of this wench.

  2. sc

    Did the judge ask her to button her blazer and cover up her new cans?

  3. Richard McBeef

    i hope they all die in a fire, kids too. that will make for some good tv.

  4. mike

    Looks as if she added a few more cc’s to those cancer bags.

  5. Savalas

    Jive-ass fucking whore and her thumb-dicked ex-husband

  6. SFC

    Thank you Judge! Though I am thinking locked cage match to the death.

  7. the old guy

    At first I figured that Kate was a typical ball-breaker and was glad that Jon bailed on her.

    But now, it’s pretty clear that they’re both a couple of idiots and the only ones who
    are gonna get reamed are the kids.

    Pretty sad. Like a car wreck.

  8. Kate is the problem… just look at her.

  9. Dyldo Mcfistenstein

    Who?

  10. It’s funny how some women just look like bitches. Good thing my parents taught me to judge people on their appearance.

  11. I found this video on Youtube where Kate demands her money back from Jon – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Svn4OOgdge8

  12. Irene Barcelo

    Welcome to the new “American Dream.” This dispute has gone way to far and is showing the new generation that this type of behavior is acceptable.

  13. pasteve

    I can already envision the dash cam footage of the ATV chase …

  14. Jim

    Don’t forget the all the ATVs that daddy needed too!

  15. whatever

    #3
    I couldn’t agree more.
    I’m sure TLC would be down with it too since it would make for great ratings.

  16. I would still slip that hot MILF some German sausage.

  17. Hope

    The judge did wind up getting specific about their finances, actually. He ordered Jon to pay back $180,000 by October 26, and Kate has to provide documentation for her financial activities on the same day.

    Holy hell, I know too much about these people. It’s osmosis, I tell you. You stand in line to check out at the grocery store, and all those tabloid headlines just seep into your brain whether you like it or not. Gah.

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  19. del

    I have had enough of this nonsense.

  20. cc

    Fuck me, I was in heaven for a minute…I thought the headline said ‘Jon and Kate knocked the fuck off.’

  21. Darth

    They got treated like they’re big kids didn’t they?!

  22. Galtacticus

    @21
    That fat boy is pulling that girl on her pigtail all the time.

  23. Krysten

    Titties.

  24. you ppl dont even kno these ppl..why say such crap. its just a stupid reality show couple those kids looks damn happy in Hawaii so i don’t think there “traumatized” everyone just needs to shut up about this mess and it will go away on its oun

  25. Judge to be specific about their finances was the wind, actually. He ordered John to pay $ 180,000 back to October 26, and Kate at the same day.Holy hell documents provide for her financial activities, I know too much about these people. It’s osmosis, let me tell you. You stand in line at the grocery store to check out, and all those tabloid headlines are just your brain whether you like it or not seep into. Gah.

  26. Judge to be specific about their finances was the wind, actually. He ordered John to pay $ 180,000 back to October 26, and Kate at the same day.Holy hell documents provide for her financial activities, I know too much about these people. It’s osmosis, let me tell you. You stand in line at the grocery store to check out, and all those tabloid headlines are just your brain whether you like it or not seep into. Gah.

  27. Aman
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome!

  28. Romaana ~ Twitter Name: Romy2330
    Commented on this photo:

    Hi Kim. I really hope you read this. I have a 1f year old daughter who absolutely adores you. Since hearing that you are going to be in South Africa soon she’s been trying her best to get close to you. Her only dream is to meet you one day. With you being in South Africa this may be her once in a lifetime opportunity. Her friends call her Kimmy because they all know how much she loves you. She’s been following you on twitter. If you could please just acknowledge her I would be eternally grateful. She is your biggest fan and loves you to bits. Looking forward to you visiting South Africa.

  29. jessims
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! He is very talented, but Kim, you are even more beautiful than this drawing, girl! Take care & have a great christmas:)

  30. mishka
    Commented on this photo:

    U R my role model kim!! H0pe I get t0 see u wen u in SA!!! It will b a dream cum tru!

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