Because there’s nothing less creepy than a recently divorced father of eight surrounding himself with bikini-clad 20-somethings, Jon Gosselin hosted his own pool party at Wet Republic yesterday. Apparently, they’re handing these things out to any jackass with a reality show which somehow hasn’t raised Sinatra from the dead to cold cock all of Vegas. That being said, anyone get the feeling Jon’s only pretending to have a good time? You know, because the party’s full of attractive women. I mean, sure, he’s smiling, but you can tell in his eyes he’s wondering if a Ponderosa’s nearby. That’s where the real action’s at.
Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
barbee | August 31, 2009 at 8:49 am
picture 1 NO ONE is even looking at him. picture 8 what a couple of ‘beauties’ the one right in the middle looks fat or pregnant. and the rest of the pictures but one, JON ALONE? What’s up with that? And there is one of a bunch of girls but NOTHING points to them even being at his party. H U G E
success! Oops, there were a couple that looked like one of his ‘security’ was getting a little attention from some girls.
Jules | August 31, 2009 at 8:54 am
Is this mid-lifer EVER home with those kids????
chupacabra | August 31, 2009 at 8:56 am
why can’t some dudes jump his fat ass in the parking lot and beat the living shit out of him? Someone needs to do it. I will pay good money.
Kelly | August 31, 2009 at 9:01 am
Sweet fuck, just when I though this guy couldn’t be a bigger posterchild for douchebag, I saw picture 3 and then 6, then 13, then I vomited on my keyboard.
Whatever the hell Wet Republic is, I’ll be staying far away.
Carolyn | August 31, 2009 at 9:25 am
Do any of your idiot posters know the difference between your and you’re? Your is used as in “I have your car” and you’re is used as in “I know you’re (you are) an asshole.”
Pilatunes | August 31, 2009 at 9:57 am
The photographer who failed to stock up on pics of the blonde on the lower left of pic 1 needs to find other work. A gallery of her would be fare more intriguing than ‘the ultimate douchebag’.
1derwoman | August 31, 2009 at 10:04 am
And even fatter. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Make that a lot. Its a shame that most women are pure prostitutes, cuz it’s got to be his money they’re after. What else is there?
1derwoman | August 31, 2009 at 10:04 am
And even fatter. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Make that a lot. Its a shame that most women are pure prostitutes, cuz it’s got to be his money they’re after. What else is there?
Pilatunes | August 31, 2009 at 10:16 am
ETA, any of the women in pic 7 would have been a better choice, though I am partial to the one in the black on the far left. Good job photoguy, you managed to take a snap just when the blonde from pic 1 turned around.
Kelley | August 31, 2009 at 10:38 am
I’m with you, #55, but no use correcting everyone’s spelling … no Rhodes Scholars on here, lol !!
Keepcelineonyourside | August 31, 2009 at 11:47 am
Not a woman is looking at him!!!
Carolyn | August 31, 2009 at 3:56 pm
You’re right #60, if I was a Rhodes Scholar I doubt I’d be wasting my time reading this trash. (and enjoying it)
Valentina | August 31, 2009 at 5:57 pm
John…get back together with that ugly, vile, cunt Kate, you two were perfect together as nobody can stand either one of you fuckheads.
Galtacticus | August 31, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Surprisingly it looks like it’s a full house over there!?
Gando | August 31, 2009 at 6:07 pm
#64
That’s because he kept his clothes on.
Darth | August 31, 2009 at 6:13 pm
He looks like he’s still having a hangover on this party.
Rhialto | August 31, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Next time they should lock him in a cage on parties like this.OVERPOPULATION.
KG | August 31, 2009 at 7:21 pm
Does he have big boogs and a short skirt on?
No.
Does he hang out with good looking women?
No.
Stop posting stuff about him then.
AbsolutNico | August 31, 2009 at 7:26 pm
stop posting news about this fatbastard
Kitahara Nanase | August 31, 2009 at 8:14 pm
This is really sad… He doesn’t even look happy in these pictures.
Drew | August 31, 2009 at 9:47 pm
Great! That’s the last time I stay at the MGM. Jon’s a douche.
chelsea | August 31, 2009 at 10:16 pm
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted
on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to
seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
chelsea | August 31, 2009 at 10:17 pm
beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted
on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site
http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to
seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nela | August 31, 2009 at 11:02 pm
What a twat.
Jeffy's Gal | August 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm
What a bloated self-important dumbass. Once again, he looks like the illegitimate son of Jim Bakker who paid for some pleasure on his trip to Asia.
The only reason people attended this bash was for the free flowing booze and eats, certainly not to look at his beached whale ass.
Douchepatrol | August 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm
Father of the Year. Did I say “father”? I meant “douchebag”.
Dirty Harry | August 31, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Why doesn’t someone make my day…and put a cap in this guys ass!
Fucks like this give Vegas a bad name!
i call 'em as I see 'em | September 1, 2009 at 12:46 am
choad
Sickitten | September 1, 2009 at 3:10 am
Keanu Reeves and Eddy Van Halen are way better looking Eurasians.
Video Editor for Mac | September 1, 2009 at 3:23 am
So many people in the pool.
jojo | September 2, 2009 at 1:01 am
i do hope his children grow up to be more respectable than their douchebag dad…but with kate raising them who knows how much of a chance they have
JLW | September 5, 2009 at 10:09 am
Would someone please let Jon and the Media know that his 15 minute of fame is over.
christmas presents | November 3, 2009 at 1:05 am
Hey it is great to enjoy vegas pool party . Cool location for enjoying. But Jon Gosselin is looks like a fatty pig. The ladies in the pool are so sexy .
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meghan | April 19, 2010 at 4:05 am
OMG… what is with this guy? Does he honestly think he’s hot? He MIGHT be able to go from repulsive to a respectable looking geek if he: 1. Took care of his skin (zit and oily skin problems); 2. switched from hair plugs to Rogain (may be less obvious); 3. get the fat sucked out of his double chin; 4. work out because he’s one flabby dude; 5. get a real freaking job; 6. get over himself; and 7. go away… we are all so sick of looking at you (AND your untalented ex-wife). Both of you need to disappear from our televisions and newspapers and focus on your children or they too will turn out little Kate’s and Jon’s. I’m so totally disgusted by this family – what has this country evolved into to want to watch total crap, brain cell-dissolving trash like this? I could think of a billion other more productive things to do than watch these clowns on t.v.: 1. wash my car; 2. shave my pubes; 3. clip my nails; 4. take a nap; .5. take a dump.