Jon Gosselin’s Vegas Pool Party

August 30th, 2009 // 85 Comments

Because there’s nothing less creepy than a recently divorced father of eight surrounding himself with bikini-clad 20-somethings, Jon Gosselin hosted his own pool party at Wet Republic yesterday. Apparently, they’re handing these things out to any jackass with a reality show which somehow hasn’t raised Sinatra from the dead to cold cock all of Vegas. That being said, anyone get the feeling Jon’s only pretending to have a good time? You know, because the party’s full of attractive women. I mean, sure, he’s smiling, but you can tell in his eyes he’s wondering if a Ponderosa’s nearby. That’s where the real action’s at.

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  1. barbee

    picture 1 NO ONE is even looking at him. picture 8 what a couple of ‘beauties’ the one right in the middle looks fat or pregnant. and the rest of the pictures but one, JON ALONE? What’s up with that? And there is one of a bunch of girls but NOTHING points to them even being at his party. H U G E
    success! Oops, there were a couple that looked like one of his ‘security’ was getting a little attention from some girls.

  2. Jules

    Is this mid-lifer EVER home with those kids????

  3. chupacabra

    why can’t some dudes jump his fat ass in the parking lot and beat the living shit out of him? Someone needs to do it. I will pay good money.

  4. Kelly

    Sweet fuck, just when I though this guy couldn’t be a bigger posterchild for douchebag, I saw picture 3 and then 6, then 13, then I vomited on my keyboard.
    Whatever the hell Wet Republic is, I’ll be staying far away.

  5. Carolyn

    Do any of your idiot posters know the difference between your and you’re? Your is used as in “I have your car” and you’re is used as in “I know you’re (you are) an asshole.”

  6. Pilatunes

    The photographer who failed to stock up on pics of the blonde on the lower left of pic 1 needs to find other work. A gallery of her would be fare more intriguing than ‘the ultimate douchebag’.

  7. And even fatter. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Make that a lot. Its a shame that most women are pure prostitutes, cuz it’s got to be his money they’re after. What else is there?

  8. And even fatter. I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Make that a lot. Its a shame that most women are pure prostitutes, cuz it’s got to be his money they’re after. What else is there?

  9. Pilatunes

    ETA, any of the women in pic 7 would have been a better choice, though I am partial to the one in the black on the far left. Good job photoguy, you managed to take a snap just when the blonde from pic 1 turned around.

  10. Kelley

    I’m with you, #55, but no use correcting everyone’s spelling … no Rhodes Scholars on here, lol !!

  11. Not a woman is looking at him!!!

  12. Carolyn

    You’re right #60, if I was a Rhodes Scholar I doubt I’d be wasting my time reading this trash. (and enjoying it)

  13. Valentina

    John…get back together with that ugly, vile, cunt Kate, you two were perfect together as nobody can stand either one of you fuckheads.

  14. Galtacticus

    Surprisingly it looks like it’s a full house over there!?

  15. Gando

    #64
    That’s because he kept his clothes on.

  16. Darth

    He looks like he’s still having a hangover on this party.

  17. Rhialto

    Next time they should lock him in a cage on parties like this.OVERPOPULATION.

  18. KG

    Does he have big boogs and a short skirt on?

    No.

    Does he hang out with good looking women?

    No.

    Stop posting stuff about him then.

  19. stop posting news about this fatbastard

  20. Kitahara Nanase

    This is really sad… He doesn’t even look happy in these pictures.

  21. Drew

    Great! That’s the last time I stay at the MGM. Jon’s a douche.

  22. chelsea

    beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted

    on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site

    http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to

    seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. chelsea

    beautiful woman.. is she still stay with her husband.. someone posted

    on yahoo answers that she has an profile on an online site

    http://www.Sugarloves.Com you know it is a bad site for rich men to

    seek sexy girls.!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  24. Nela

    What a twat.

  25. Jeffy's Gal

    What a bloated self-important dumbass. Once again, he looks like the illegitimate son of Jim Bakker who paid for some pleasure on his trip to Asia.

    The only reason people attended this bash was for the free flowing booze and eats, certainly not to look at his beached whale ass.

  26. Douchepatrol

    Father of the Year. Did I say “father”? I meant “douchebag”.

  27. Dirty Harry

    Why doesn’t someone make my day…and put a cap in this guys ass!

    Fucks like this give Vegas a bad name!

  28. i call 'em as I see 'em

    choad

  29. Keanu Reeves and Eddy Van Halen are way better looking Eurasians.

  30. So many people in the pool.

  31. jojo

    i do hope his children grow up to be more respectable than their douchebag dad…but with kate raising them who knows how much of a chance they have

  32. JLW

    Would someone please let Jon and the Media know that his 15 minute of fame is over.

  33. Hey it is great to enjoy vegas pool party . Cool location for enjoying. But Jon Gosselin is looks like a fatty pig. The ladies in the pool are so sexy .

  34. meghan

    OMG… what is with this guy? Does he honestly think he’s hot? He MIGHT be able to go from repulsive to a respectable looking geek if he: 1. Took care of his skin (zit and oily skin problems); 2. switched from hair plugs to Rogain (may be less obvious); 3. get the fat sucked out of his double chin; 4. work out because he’s one flabby dude; 5. get a real freaking job; 6. get over himself; and 7. go away… we are all so sick of looking at you (AND your untalented ex-wife). Both of you need to disappear from our televisions and newspapers and focus on your children or they too will turn out little Kate’s and Jon’s. I’m so totally disgusted by this family – what has this country evolved into to want to watch total crap, brain cell-dissolving trash like this? I could think of a billion other more productive things to do than watch these clowns on t.v.: 1. wash my car; 2. shave my pubes; 3. clip my nails; 4. take a nap; .5. take a dump.

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