Jon Gosselin’s Vegas Pool Party

Because there’s nothing less creepy than a recently divorced father of eight surrounding himself with bikini-clad 20-somethings, Jon Gosselin hosted his own pool party at Wet Republic yesterday. Apparently, they’re handing these things out to any jackass with a reality show which somehow hasn’t raised Sinatra from the dead to cold cock all of Vegas. That being said, anyone get the feeling Jon’s only pretending to have a good time? You know, because the party’s full of attractive women. I mean, sure, he’s smiling, but you can tell in his eyes he’s wondering if a Ponderosa’s nearby. That’s where the real action’s at.