Because there’s nothing less creepy than a recently divorced father of eight surrounding himself with bikini-clad 20-somethings, Jon Gosselin hosted his own pool party at Wet Republic yesterday. Apparently, they’re handing these things out to any jackass with a reality show which somehow hasn’t raised Sinatra from the dead to cold cock all of Vegas. That being said, anyone get the feeling Jon’s only pretending to have a good time? You know, because the party’s full of attractive women. I mean, sure, he’s smiling, but you can tell in his eyes he’s wondering if a Ponderosa’s nearby. That’s where the real action’s at.
Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News
yo | August 30, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Douche
ash | August 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Wow what a total douche bag, he is showing a great example for his sons.
mbp | August 30, 2009 at 7:14 pm
How truly very sad…
cd | August 30, 2009 at 7:23 pm
if we ignore him…will he go away?
eva | August 30, 2009 at 7:24 pm
He’s sooooo ugly and stupid!
FRIST!!! | August 30, 2009 at 7:30 pm
I’m SICK of the goddamn Gosselins! Who gives a SHIT what either one of them are doing? I swear to God I have never seen their show once, nor did I have a fucking clue who they were until recently, and now that I do know kind of who they are I want to punch them BOTH in the vagina. And anyone who associates with them. Hell, I almost want to punch Myself just for wasting this much time on these fat, ugly, clearly narcisistic nobodys!!
PoisonIvyLeague | August 30, 2009 at 7:34 pm
Wow. He looks like a fat lesbian. Big floppy labia lips.
joy | August 30, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Come on Jon! The party is getting stale. You’re being laughed at by the same people who are using you for their own publicity. Whenall the noise dies down, you’re going to be one sad puppy. Shape up now. Go out like a gentleman.
Freddo | August 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I think the Superficial writer is secretly in love with Jon Gosselin…it’s the only explantion for why he keeps writing about the douchebag.
Guest | August 30, 2009 at 7:53 pm
STOP POSTING ABOUT HIM!!!
NOBODY CARES ABOUT WHAT HE’S DOING!!!!
girl | August 30, 2009 at 7:55 pm
#4 – we DO ignore them, and they don’t go away. it sucks, i know.
#6 – couldn’t agree more.
#7 – omg! He does! :)
katie | August 30, 2009 at 7:57 pm
I just don’t get it. Are all the guest paid like movie extras or something.
What are they giving away there, or is the booze free.
It couldn’t be that these folks are just really stupid and coming for the happening like the 60s, no they’re all too old for that.
I just can’t put my finger on it, but I know I wouldn’t get in that pool, STDs and all.
wienie | August 30, 2009 at 8:01 pm
Well, at least he had the sense not to take his shirt off and make us all barf.
http://www.thefamousphere.com | August 30, 2009 at 8:11 pm
I live in Vegas and at least now I know what casino to boycott because of their apparent lack of standards in clientele.
bigguns | August 30, 2009 at 8:15 pm
Who cares, look at those knockers on the bottom left!
The Gayest Man Alive | August 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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The Gayest Man Alive | August 30, 2009 at 8:22 pm
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The Gayest Man Alive | August 30, 2009 at 8:24 pm
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lynn | August 30, 2009 at 8:25 pm
Does it ever end? Older guy with beer belly surrounded by trampy girls in swim suits. Wait til they find out he’s broke. TLC is looking tabloid by association.
Nameless | August 30, 2009 at 8:35 pm
How the hell are you going to be at a pool party in Las Vegas wearing a long sleeve shirt?
Sher | August 30, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Its sad that douche’s like Jon Gosselin adn skanks like Lilo keep having parties at the MGM in vegas. That is a really nice pool area and they are giving it a bad reputation. What a waste.
Yeah | August 30, 2009 at 8:46 pm
The Gosselins are the new Pratts. Hopefully very soon, they’ll all be the new Ted Kennedys.
PS: Because they’ve spent the last three hours going ass to mouth on you, ##16-18.
PPS: What the fuck is “Wet Republic”?
joe cool | August 30, 2009 at 9:04 pm
#16, 17,18
fuck you! your worse than paris and jon n kate. p.s. FUCK YOU!
hope your dick falls off.
asco | August 30, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Q ASCO DE PELADO…
DEBERIA DEDICARSE A LIMPIAR ALBERCAS
Livinius Nwambe | August 30, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I think I’ve found something to post on hotchickswithdouchebags.
Livinius Nwambe | August 30, 2009 at 9:28 pm
I think I’ve found something to post on hotchickswithdouchebags.
JJ Daddy-O | August 30, 2009 at 9:40 pm
You know how Michael Jackson’s brother Randy works in a supermarket in San Diego?
Jon Gosselin’s going to WISH he could get a job like that in a few years.
hamper_lint | August 30, 2009 at 9:43 pm
#23 I agree with what you say, but I think #16 says shit like that because they have no dick.
fghjkljuytrfgv | August 30, 2009 at 9:46 pm
If you look past the little mini-pool directly behind Gosselin, you’ll notice that his party is actually quite the sausage fest.
Jan | August 30, 2009 at 9:48 pm
The chest hair is making me ill.
wet newspaper | August 30, 2009 at 10:00 pm
fag.
mensa | August 30, 2009 at 10:04 pm
wow, kudos for someone actually censoring the shit that people write on here.
wet newspaper | August 30, 2009 at 10:04 pm
fag.
Ramrod | August 30, 2009 at 10:13 pm
i bet no really hot woman would ever bang his lesbian ass. Honestly, think about it. Does he actually have that much money? Eh maybe a million, max
Is he ugly. Yes!
Fat and Lesbian, yes!
In his 20’s, sadly, no, you disgrace to mankind
YellerKiller | August 30, 2009 at 10:14 pm
Enough of this fat ugly asian ewok.
Spooge | August 30, 2009 at 10:28 pm
Please make this douchbag go away. No talent, butt ugly, no redeamable qualities whatsoever. His 5 minutes are over….. WHO CARES!!!
Crikey!!!! | August 30, 2009 at 11:26 pm
Two words. Knob. Jockey. And take that wedding ring off, douche.
devilsrain | August 30, 2009 at 11:52 pm
In the cabana by yourself at wet republic. Fuck what a loser
Blah, Blah, Blah | August 30, 2009 at 11:59 pm
How does he keep getting his picture taken??? Why would anyone want to waste their time???
Jon does not have the looks, brains or money not to mention the passing of his youth to justify acting like this. Animal House comes to mind – Stupid College Freshman!?!?!?
Anyway, where do you find so many brain dead beautiful young women??? Do they know he really does not have any money!?!?!? And, what money he does have will probably be court ordered in the near future to be paid from child support!?!?!?!?
Why do all the men in the pictures appear to be fat slobs who have to hide their bodies from the public under long-sleeved shirts and knee lenght shorts???
Jon should take a hint from Kate and hit the gym. He should also take a hint from karma and get a haircut and get a real job!!!
He is a major LOSER!?!?!?!?!? L L L L L L
God help those eight children!!!!!!!
Big Daddy | August 31, 2009 at 12:14 am
Your right. He looks very sad. I wonder if he is finally starting to realize that he is loosing everything in his life that is important….
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dooley | August 31, 2009 at 2:58 am
All the above having been said, I would still give my left nut to trade places with him for a while.
GamerEdie | August 31, 2009 at 3:31 am
Wow. He’s starting to look bloated like a corpse left in the sun.
Jon, fame called. Your 15 minutes are juuuust about up, friend.
Forget about it | August 31, 2009 at 3:44 am
A real f uckin retard, who thinks he is cool.
Mama Pinkus | August 31, 2009 at 5:21 am
this guy has more free time than I do, and I have no kids
bevo | August 31, 2009 at 5:42 am
#7: great comment.
I think he is a more male version of Khloe Kardahsian.
M | August 31, 2009 at 6:26 am
#37 that’s not his wedding ring, it’s on his right hand.
Doesn’t Kate look like a fucking saint now compared to this douchebag.
alibi | August 31, 2009 at 6:52 am
NO, nothing can make crazy Kate look like a saint! Have you not seen the pics of her in her driveway with her old saggy ass hanging out for all the world to see? They deserve each other. The kids deserve foster parents. TLC should be fined for every episode of these wackos show that they air. Okay, let’s move on.
sue beck | August 31, 2009 at 8:08 am
fat bastard.
barbee | August 31, 2009 at 8:47 am
picture 1 NO ONE is even looking at him. picture 8 what a couple of ‘beauties’ the one right in the middle looks fat or pregnant. and the rest of the pictures but one, JON ALONE? What’s up with that? And there is one of a bunch of girls but NOTHING points to them even being at his party. H U G E
success!
barbee | August 31, 2009 at 8:49 am
picture 1 NO ONE is even looking at him. picture 8 what a couple of ‘beauties’ the one right in the middle looks fat or pregnant. and the rest of the pictures but one, JON ALONE? What’s up with that? And there is one of a bunch of girls but NOTHING points to them even being at his party. H U G E
success! Oops, there were a couple that looked like one of his ’security’ was getting a little attention from some girls.