Jon Gosselin’s plan actually worked
“We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic,” TLC said in a statement to PEOPLE. “Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”
And now it’s time for Jon Gosselin to get himself a little quid pro quo if you know what I mean. That’s right, I’m talking about the most ultimate mediocre trim of them all: Control Freak Reverse Mullet Vag. And maybe this time they won’t have to do it on a rubber sheet. CLOSERS CLOSE, JON!