Jon Gosselin’s plan actually worked

October 1st, 2009 // 41 Comments

Jon Gosselin’s legal maneuver apparently worked because TLC has halted production on the show soon to be known as Kate Plus 8 and issued the following statement to People:

“We are aware of Jon Gosselin’s recent statements, and remain deeply disappointed at his continued erratic behavior. He and the family were shooting as recently as last Friday, without incident, and his latest comments are grossly inaccurate, without merit and are clearly opportunistic,” TLC said in a statement to PEOPLE. “Despite Jon Gosselin’s repeated self destructive and unprofessional actions, he remains under an exclusive contract with TLC. Direct filming of the children has been currently suspended, pending further conversations between both parents.”

And now it’s time for Jon Gosselin to get himself a little quid pro quo if you know what I mean. That’s right, I’m talking about the most ultimate mediocre trim of them all: Control Freak Reverse Mullet Vag. And maybe this time they won’t have to do it on a rubber sheet. CLOSERS CLOSE, JON!

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Comments (41)

  1. laugh | October 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Not to smart of TLC to throw all those insults and then add in “further conversations”. You insult a guy like that and he is not going to play your game. I expect them to retract the insults and start smooching his ass instantly.

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  2. Dave ain't here, man | October 1, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    Am I crazy, or does he pluck his eyebrows?

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  3. ihateemo | October 1, 2009 at 1:05 pm

    LOL @ TLC calling him “opportunistic”. Isn’t that the whole premise of, I dunno, every reality show ever?

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  4. Mark B | October 1, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Aw man… I’m still chuckling over the Marlboro Man of Mediocre Trim line…. lol. @1, you are absolutely correct. Looks like he might get a little ‘go f yourself’ payment…

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  5. Mac | October 1, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    It’s funny how women portray him as horrible. So he is a gold digger that wants alimony. I don’t see women complaining that they get alimony…. on top of child support. At least she won’t have to foot the bill for child support. I am not a fan of him by any means but it’s ridiculous seeing how many women attack him because he is lazy and wants a free ride through life. Tons of pretty women marry less attractive been everyday just for a free ride through life. In some cases, they luck out and get better looking men. I have yet to see a woman complain that Khloe Karsdashian already has her lawyers in a legal battle over Lamar Odom’s money. The guy has made 10-15 million a year for the past 10 years and she felt going into the wedding that she deserves some of his money if it doesn’t work out.

    And women think Jon is horrible. Sure. For every Jon Gosselin and Kevin Federaline, there are 2,000 Khloe Kardashian’s and real wives of orange country or w/e they are called. Most of those women are hot, stupid and have ugly husbands with a boat load of money.

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  6. The Rough report | October 1, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    I think TLC, Kate, and hens united think they have a moral advantage because Jon is dating…Take it down hard Jon, its time you show Kate who got the bigger ballz…

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  7. JADE | October 1, 2009 at 1:16 pm

    OMG Mac #5. I am a woman and I totally agree with you. I am an attractive woman who works two jobs to get what I want. I don’t use my looks to score the things I can’t afford. And I really hate women who do. Because those poor souls they drink from usually are in love with them. Only to be left broke and alone.

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  8. Aja | October 1, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    I find him so unattractive

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  9. The Gorgeous One | October 1, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    Gotta give it to him. I think I would have done the same thing.
    No bitch with a reverse mullet is gonna exploit my kids with out me getting my cut!

    How long before Jon gets his on show ?

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  10. @9 | October 1, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Haha really funny, reverse mullet thats actually what it looks like.

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  11. http://www.funderoos.com/ | October 1, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    As cunning as he is chubby!

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  12. Candy Apple | October 1, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    TLC creates a monster, then complains about him? Please.

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  13. Jen-jen-bo-ben | October 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    @5 – Mac, what is your deal? Are you one of those mediocre-looking guys who was conned by a pretty woman? Not every woman is a gold -digger and the gold-diggers themselves are usually easy to spot. It’s the ego of the men who marry them that prevents these guys from seeing them for what they are. Why should I feel sorry for a 45 year old balding man who leaves his wife for a 25 year old who clearly is way too young for him and can’t be drawn to him for any other reason than his money? Men who marry “trophy wives” and then are taken to the cleaners are frankly victims of their own stupidity. The vast majority of women – 97?% or more – are just as disgusted by these woman as you are. I’m an educated woman and yes, attractive as well, however I’m not relying on my looks or a man as a means of support. I have a brain, and some self respect as well, and for those two reasons I’m very offended by what you said. Khloe Kardashian is a twat and a sell-out, it’s hardly fair to hold her up as an example of “what women are like”. Using that logic, I could say “Most men are serial killers who victimize women, just look at that Ted Bundy guy”. It’s 2009 buddy, and women are 50% of the work-force. Stop watching reality t.v., get off the couch and meet some real women! You’ll be happily surprised!

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  14. it's me | October 1, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    what an overexposed piece of eyebrow plucking shit

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  15. stupidass | October 1, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    what the hell is this? if i don’t see some celebrity vagina within 90 minutes i’m gonna get all rowdy in here

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  16. Xanadu Xero | October 1, 2009 at 1:49 pm

    I am so sad. I love those kids. I’ve been watching them from the start. Here, at least, money was the root of all evil.

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  17. tangypoon | October 1, 2009 at 1:55 pm

    Have you ever seen a person that has drowned in water? Their whole face puffs up, eyes, cheeks….. he looks like one of them.

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  18. tunes | October 1, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    The only thing missing is a video of porky pig busting through the screen and slobbering ”th-th-th-that’s all folks!’.

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  19. Sport | October 1, 2009 at 2:06 pm

    #13 <– fat ugly gold digger who has never had a job in her life and married a crusty old prune 17 years older than her but rich. Go away lady.

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  20. Jen | October 1, 2009 at 2:09 pm

    DAYUMMM! Jen jen bo ben. LOL

    but, yes, I would also like to see some celebrity vagina, as well. what is happening to our celebrities! SHOW US THE VADGE!

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  21. nnoears | October 1, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    TLC using the words “opportunistic, destructive and unprofessional actions”… hmmm…. What a sad network, that this is their only hit show… exploiting the lives of children and the disaster of this family.

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  22. Pita | October 1, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Jon is a great parent! Bringing around his 20 something year old meth addict gf is a great choice!

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  23. Bob | October 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Good for him, fuck the media

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  24. melissa | October 1, 2009 at 2:58 pm

    could we please stop seeing posts about these two twats? since when are they celebs? and for what reason besides pimping out a crapload of kids who will have emotional and psychological issues as adults?

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  25. lololololol | October 1, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    .thats pretty sad that tlc was outsmarted by jon…i guess that’s why it’s called the learning channel (they’re still learning. hate to say it but im siding with jon; that show should be pulled from the air asap! not just for the kids but for the sake of society as a whole.

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  26. norton | October 1, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    I thought this guy was kind of a douche…. well actually I still think he is but.

    Could you imagine being married to that broad? Ugh.

    And this little maneuver? Brilliant.

    I’m starting to think that maybe he’s come to his senses regarding this TV show bullshit. Protect your kids dude. At any cost. Obviously Kunt doesn’t care about anything but the money.

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  27. McBiff | October 1, 2009 at 3:47 pm

    He’s not a celebrity and he looks like a homo

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  28. Malcolm | October 1, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Too bad Jon can’t spell penalty

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  29. TheConsumers | October 1, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Way to take food out of his own kids mouths, just to spite his ex.
    And all of a sudden, I still don’t give a shit.

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  30. jenna | October 1, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    Anyone want to do a quick online search to see if that’s how he spells his name? Most people that go by “Jon” are named “Jonathon” or “Jonathan”.

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  31. Brenda | October 1, 2009 at 6:37 pm

    For everyone’s information, it is the “LOVE” of money that is the root of all evil, not money. I don’t pretend to know what Jon is thinking, and no doubt, it has been a case of “middle age crazy”; it usually hits about 35.

    Until you’ve walked in Kate’s shoes, you need to go a little easy on her. She is going to need money to take care of those children, and she is a good mother and does care for her children’s well being.

    Nothing excuses Jon for his playboy behavior. Kate is somewhat hyper and maybe a little bit of a perfectionist and needs all the help she can get to keep things up and running. Sure, she is the boss, and somebody has to be. Jon sure hasn’t stepped up to the plate to help carry the load of making sure endless chores are done. He stands around until Kate has to tell him what to do, and he gets mad because she gets frustrated.

    I hope Jon and Kate Plus Eight continues on TLC as a reunited couple, because the best thing that a man can do for his children is to love their monther and to keep his vows to her, NO MATTER WHAT!

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  32. Brenda | October 1, 2009 at 6:38 pm

    For everyone’s information, it is the “LOVE” of money that is the root of all evil, not money. I don’t pretend to know what Jon is thinking, and no doubt, it has been a case of “middle age crazy”; it usually hits about 35.

    Until you’ve walked in Kate’s shoes, you need to go a little easy on her. She is going to need money to take care of those children, and she is a good mother and does care for her children’s well being.

    Nothing excuses Jon for his playboy behavior. Kate is somewhat hyper and maybe a little bit of a perfectionist and needs all the help she can get to keep things up and running. Sure, she is the boss, and somebody has to be. Jon sure hasn’t stepped up to the plate to help carry the load of making sure endless chores are done. He stands around until Kate has to tell him what to do, and he gets mad because she gets frustrated.

    I hope Jon and Kate Plus Eight continues on TLC as a reunited couple, because the best thing that a man can do for his children is to love their mother and to keep his vows to her, NO MATTER WHAT!

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  33. BlindManFury | October 1, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    @32 Are you related to Regis Philbin?!

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  34. H_Chick | October 2, 2009 at 5:00 am

    What a freaky little fucktard of a man.

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  35. H_Chick | October 2, 2009 at 5:00 am

    What a freaky little fucktard of a man.

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  36. Darth | October 2, 2009 at 6:38 am

    He’s devastated because the booze and bitches are at stake.

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  37. Galtacticus | October 2, 2009 at 6:50 am

    He can’t go any direction so he’s desperately attacking.

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  38. Sarah | October 3, 2009 at 8:04 am

    Well put, Brenda.

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  39. ed hardy shoes | October 5, 2009 at 9:26 am

    He can’t go any direction so he’s desperately attacking.

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  40. accessoires pda | October 31, 2009 at 6:44 am

    “They should change the name to KATE PLUS NINE because Kate will be supporting all of them through the exploitation of the kids. …”

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  41. oreillette bluetooth | October 31, 2009 at 6:44 am

    “They should change the name to KATE PLUS NINE because Kate will be supporting all of them through the exploitation of the kids. …”

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