Because what’s the point of having eight children if they can’t get you laid and rich? Jon Gosselin and TLC settled their respective lawsuits today. The details of the settlement were confidential but he should be balls deep in sloppy America snizz in however much time it takes to exploit a small Asian child. E! News reports:
And by the sound of it, the deal not only will allow Kate Gosselin to resume her reality antics with an in-the-works spinoff show, but it seems to pave the way for the octodad also to make a return to TV.
“TLC has reached a settlement with Jon Gosselin and will be undertaking procedural steps to conclude the litigation. All terms of the settlement are confidential. The whole Gosselin family remain under contract with TLC.”
So when do we find out Jon signed over legal custody of his children to TLC? Or are they saving for that Christmas special when he tells Kate? “Wait, if you signed over your custody during the settlement, and I signed over my custody to get you kicked off the show, then that means… Ohmygod WE’RE FREE! Screw the divorce, do me under the tree, Jon! I put on some holiday weight the way you like it.”
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Why did I just write erotic Gosselin fiction back there? No, wait, don’t answer that. Some stones are better left unturned.
lindsey | February 17, 2010 at 3:44 pm
First!~
mnsuperbee | February 17, 2010 at 3:45 pm
When I die I want to come back as Jon Gosselin.
katie | February 17, 2010 at 3:48 pm
shes actually looking good here, surprisingly/
Jimmy | February 17, 2010 at 3:49 pm
Both of these individuals are bottom feeders!
katie | February 17, 2010 at 3:50 pm
shes actually looking good here, surprisingly/
Ego | February 17, 2010 at 4:00 pm
great, the Gosselin’s & TLC made The Baby Jesus cry. FAIL
John | February 17, 2010 at 4:07 pm
God, she makes Courtney Hole (Love) look hot…
anonymoose | February 17, 2010 at 4:12 pm
smoking makes you ugly.
lighting up is just one more bad decision by jon gosselin.
you | February 17, 2010 at 4:38 pm
damn these two people are exactly why people want to blow up america
Jake_Ryan | February 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm
God I think she’s sexy. I’d pound her like free beer.
pimp | February 17, 2010 at 5:08 pm
she needs her asshole just destroyed…
havoc | February 17, 2010 at 5:39 pm
God, the bars are full of divorced bimbos like this. The good news is they’ll fuck anything…..
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kim | February 17, 2010 at 6:06 pm
Shes chewing her gum like a cow!
Carolyn | February 17, 2010 at 6:22 pm
I hear his cigarette is longer than his dick.
DJS | February 17, 2010 at 6:49 pm
Kate is smoking hot, no doubt about it.
GeorgeWBush | February 17, 2010 at 7:31 pm
uh, who’s the PIMP she’s walking with – shots don’t show his face
m3 real card | February 17, 2010 at 11:56 pm
We need to stop giving air time to these news. I do not care, and I know a lot of other people who could care less. Let them make a mess of their lives, and get those children OUT of the spotlight.
16gb gaming card | February 18, 2010 at 7:07 am
I can’t comment on this book specifically because I haven’t read it, but anybody with any connection, however small, to the entertainment or publishing industry can publish a memior these days and they are all starting to blend in together. If every minor celbrity with a disfunctional childhood or an beloved dead pet/child/spouse can publish, why can’t Kate? Buy it or don’t buy it, but don’t blame her for treading a very well worn path.
Doc Schweinstrudel | February 18, 2010 at 7:48 am
For once they both dressed normally.
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Rough on ice | February 18, 2010 at 9:53 am
Yeah this is all gravy, but this wont work for me unless he keep Milo as his spiritual adviser…
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YouTube Marketing Strategies | February 22, 2010 at 8:08 pm
Dressing normally now heh.
FAKE KHATE | March 18, 2010 at 12:26 am
WRONG- THE ONLY PARENT EXPLOITING A CHILD (8) IS FAKE ASS KHATE!
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