Jon Gosselin’s mistress will be in future episodes

June 24th, 2009 // 71 Comments

Jon Gosselin’s mistress/girlfriend Deanna Hummel will be seen in new episodes of Jon & Kate Plus Eight, according to NY Daily News:

Although the network announced Tuesday that it was pulling the plug on the remaining new episodes of the hit series, the show will resume on Aug. 3 with Deanna on board.
“Deanna’s role isn’t expected to be big, but because she’s part of Jon’s life, she’ll be filmed,” says our insider. The source added that the show will focus primarily on how Jon and Kate are raising their brood separately. As of now, the duo plans to flip-flop the days they reside in the house so the children will not have to shuttle between their parents.

Or here’s an idea: QUIT THE GODDAMN SHOW. Whichever one of the parents pulls out first, I’ll believe was the good guy in the divorce. Will it be the disenfranchised dad who finally found his testicles? Or the woman who can’t shut up about herself because she’s a control freak with books to sell? Hmm, only time will tell – when Jon’s the one who quits.

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  1. huh?

    First?

    This is all so fake!! i mean look at her Panera bag. An obvious product placement. Over it..

  2. Smile

    Can’t they all be shot in the head? I bet it will bring higher ratings!

  3. Jon and Kate plus eight…..

    Hopefully it dies a very quick death and isn’t replaced by anything else.

    http://bootelicious.mybrute.com

  4. John & Kate Three way plus 9.
    That should bring total viewership up to about 13 people.

  5. bribios

    Is it gonna be called Jon or Kate plus 8?

  6. Kelsey

    No I’m pretty sure they’ll have to call it Kate and John plus that one chick he was banging on the side and the other 8 people you didn’t tune in for anyway. This is getting tragically rediculous.

  7. Crabby Old Guy

    Deanna’s mom and dad must be so proud.

  8. Jack

    How messed up are those kids going to be? Bad enough Kate is their mother. Even worse that they have cameras on them 24/7 and are forced to do thing most little kids never have to do. Now the parents are going to swap in and out of the house to make the show work? That’s a really normal up bringing. These kids are going to be ****ed in the head. Kate is trailer trash that was always looking to marry up. Now Jon has to go along with it because he can’t pay for 8 kids. Everyone blames the d’bag for cheating on her but he said himself she was ****ing the body guard before he hooked up with other sluts.

  9. Vekni Sternco

    So what is the story on Michelle Braun?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1195255/Hollywood-madam-Michelle-Braun-admits-supplying-30k-night-prostitutes-celebrities.html

    It must be reiterated that there is no suggestion that Paris Hilton is involved and that her appearance fees are NOT for a sexual nature

  10. Zippy

    How much time Kelsey spends on the superficial is tragically ridiculous. With your inability to spell ridiculous correctly I can only assume you do nothing but surf the web.

  11. duh

    @8 – what did you think he would say? That he admits to being an emotionally stunted child who can only relate to college hoes? That he cheated first because he’s a typical passive aggressive fucknut?

  12. Jack

    #11

    Oh yeah, it’s all his fault. Her boyfriend in high school/college said he caught her cheating on him in someone else’s corvette. All she cares about is the money. She’d bang a 10 year old if he was worth millions. I wouldn’t talk if I were Jon either because she will just shoot him down. Women like her always end up divorced because there is nothing good about them. If she gets married again it will also end in divorce. She is useless.

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  14. He’s gonna get her all of the $25 handbags her parents’ closet can handle!

  15. Melissa

    This is what happens when you marry a girl from a trailer park.

  16. run2erun

    Finally the show is worth watching!

  17. Zanna

    Or here’s an idea: QUIT THE GODDAMN SHOW. Whichever one of the parents pulls out first, I’ll believe was the good guy in the divorce.
    ________________________________

    Jon should have pulled out about 6 kids ago.

  18. Jane Mare

    TMZ just published a statement from TLC that states:

    “There are no plans to use her. We are in hiatus and all future episodes haven’t even been planned.”

  19. Vekni Sternco

    Come on, dig it.

    What is the Michelle Braun story and how does she know Paris Hilton?

  20. Vekni Sternco

    Come on, dig it.

    What is the Michelle Braun story?

    /Hollywood-madam-Michelle-Braun-admits-supplying-30k-night-prostitutes-celebrities

    I want to know what celebrities were working for her…

  21. mac

    wow… kate’s a bitch in all but this chick, look wise, is a total downgrade…. and so are jon’s pierced ears… gag

  22. Michelle DD

    which woman is stupid enough to be with a man whois divorcing his wife and has 8 kids ? dont tell me she couldnt get much better on the market.

  23. Marc Smyth

    You know something is wrong with Americans when a show on TLC becomes the center of attention and the members of that show cop a major attitude.

    This Kate has an ego problem and should be shunned by anyone with even an ounce of decency and sanity.

  24. CS

    Oh please … if Jon quit the show, it would mean he would actually have to get a job. He was only working temporary jobs before. His income could hardly support his “girlfriend” let alone child support for 8 kids.

  25. cavy

    Jon and Kate Gosselin are disgusting human beings and even worse parents – Yeah, the children have a roof over their heads, because they were pimped out by their breeders. I watched the episode where the children got 4 “Crooked Homes” (very very expensive kiddie houses…upwards of $3,500 each) for free and all Kate could do was bitch bitch bitch about how “long it took to build the houses”….GMAFB….they were FREE and were built after clearing out a new spot on the land because Jon is inept as a Father and was going to put them so far out of parental site/the house that anything could have happened with the stupid ‘Paps’ – Kate is pure evil.

    Jon is the most vile Dad….yeah, go fuck a new young chick while nannies watch your kids. Jon is an overgrown college guy who needs to get drunk and screw barely legal girls to feel like a “man”.

    Those poor kids. Their childhood is already ruined….money or no money…they were pimped out and are now paying for it with 2 self-centered, emotionally retarded, immature idiots for parents.

  26. cavy

    *…..wanted to add to my previous post…

    The mistress must be an even bigger idiot than Jon to tackle THAT family – imagine what it must be like when Kate Gosselin is your boyfriend’s EX?! She’s either incredibly brave or incredibly stupid….I’m going with stupid….and a total attention whore. Separated or not, she’s a stupid whore dating a married man – she’ll get what’s coming for her and no one will feel sorry for her dumb ass.

  27. Kelsey

    Zippy-The last time I checked “rediculous” was spelled “rediculous”.
    Try reading a book or learning how to properly construct a sentence, you illiterate moron.

  28. Shani

    No Jon, she’s not fucking with you for the potential fame and money.

    Not at all, as a matter of fact, I’m pretty sure half asian 33 year old guys with hair plugs and oh yeah can’t forget those eight kids really get the college chicks really turned on.

    Are you FUCKING kidding me, shes gonna be in the show now? I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m gonna watch cuz now its even funnier to me but still, how retarded can Jon be. I bet these episodes never actually air at all, no way this is really going to happen.

  29. syn

    There will come a day with this idiot bitch does an interview and says, with tears in her vacant eyes, something disingenuous like: “I didn’t know he was still married…”

    Jon and Kate are disgusting, selfish twats. This broad is repugnant for moving in on an – albeit unhappily – married man with eight children at home.

  30. To Kelsey

    Um, no. ‘Zippy’ was right. It’s ‘ridiculous.’ Nice try, though. I guess.

  31. Jon is emotionally about 17 years old. Kate can’t believe how incredibly “hot” she is now. Jon was probably talked into marriage with this bitch in the back seat of a car and in his dumb mind he thought…”duh, okay, I guess”. Before he knows it he has eight kids running around and he’s married to Godzilla,who rips him a new one about ten times a day.
    Hmmmm, I wonder why he wants out?

  32. Freakshow Supergreat +29

    Get them together in a room and get a judge to say he’s made his decision each get’s half. Give half the silverware to Jon half to kate, half the furniture to Jon and half to Kate…..take a chainsaw and lay it on the table and then the judge says bring in the kids one by one…..now that’s a show

  33. Darth

    Are we going to see cat fights?

  34. Nero

    She has nice hair for pulling.Jon Gosselin should try it out first.

  35. carrol haarsager

    ifeel kate should relly take agood look at her self in the last six months .its all money .jon acts like he relley dont like the kids allthe time and he relley things he is to young for all this .

  36. captain america

    why is it, MOST AMERICAN GIRLS LOOK SO DULL?
    is it to hide their fatness?

  37. don juan

    God damn that is an ugly woman. Its a good thing all pussy looks the same in the dark so you wouldn’t have to look at that fugly face. Kate is gorgeous compared to that fugly slut. I thought the idea of an affair was to upgrade?

  38. jennifer hammond

    I hate how her ugly mug is smiling and thinking she is so hot for the cameras. Her ugly purse and 80′s mom jeans maker her look even worse. She is a whore plain and simple. and an ugly one at that.

  39. Caitlin McGrath

    As a loyal J&K Plus 8 viewer of 5 years, there is absolutely no way I will watch the show anymore if that whore is included. She essentially broke up a marriage, which may or may not have been beyond fixing, but I don’t care. She knew what she was stepping into.

    If TLC execs are stupid enough to put her in the mix, that show will be off the air in no time!

  40. Prettybaby

    hahah Oh man… this Deanna is gonna have to deal with Kate all the time and Kate will most assuredly be a Class A CUNT to her!

    Not sure Jon’s dick will be worth the pain.

  41. Pip

    Does anyone else think she looks like Stephanie Tanner from Full House??

  42. mandeer

    eww.. If your going to get a divorce at least get someone hotter than your ex to bang…

  43. #41…No, not at all. This girl is homely looking. This is the only somewhat decent picture of her and she still looks like a frump. He could have at least picked a hot, younger chick to screw things up with.

  44. zee

    Wow. I hope Kate can keep this evil skank away from her children and her family’s show. Or maybe they can’t have an episode entitled ” pummel the hummel”. I think I’m going to rent that old movie “the brood” and contemplate some possibilites. What a piece of garbage this chick is, yech! At least she could have the decency to stay away from those kids.

  45. alice

    Oh please, PLEASE make them go away!!!!!!!!! The media frenzy surrounding this trainwreck could only be topped if all those kids fell down into a well, like that Jessica kid years ago.

  46. lmao

    Actually those crooked houses were over $5000 apiece.. I am sure there are alot more needy places that could of used them. Ronald Mcdonand houses ect but no th emore freebies the better as the Gosselins always say.. And yes the body warmer I mean bodyguard has been around alot longer than Jons girl. AS if anyine would want to molest Kate the fake..All about the children mom who I amsure asked them if they minded if she got another boob job done and a new sports car ; such a terrible life for poor poor Kate NOT!!!

  47. lmao

    Actually those crooked houses were over $5000 apiece.. I am sure there are alot more needy places that could of used them. Ronald Mcdonand houses ect but no the more freebies the better as the Gosselins always say.. And yes the body warmer I mean bodyguard has been around alot longer than Jons girl. AS if anyine would want to molest Kate the fake..All about the children mom who I amsure asked them if they minded if she got another boob job done and a new sports car ; such a terrible life for poor poor Kate NOT!!!

  48. elaine

    oops…..wrong girlfriend! :(

    poor deanna….jon’s off with the new girl sipping champagne in the south of france and she’s left with her kindergarten class and panera for lunch :(

  49. earlene

    It’ll be “Jon & Kate plus 8 and daddy’s girlfriend of the week”.

  50. Darrell

    IM MAKING A PREDICTION NOW!!! ONE OF THESE WOMEN WILL GET PREGNANT IN THE COMING FUTURE !!! ONE OF JON’S “WOMEN” WILL GET KNOCKED UP TO BE IN THE SPOTLIGHT

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