Jon Gosselin’s girlfriend seems classy

July 15th, 2009 // 155 Comments

Seen here in photos taken from her Facebook page and passed around the Internet like the blunts she enjoys lighting, Hailey Glassman is apparently using her relationship with Jon Gosselin to get famous, according to Us Weekly:

Glassman — whose father performed Kate’s 2006 tummy tuck — has tried out for MTV’s Real World and Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club.
“I think after realizing she had a connection to Jon through her father and that Jon and Kate’s marriage was rocky, she saw an opportunity to get famous,” one of Glassman’s pals tells Us.
James Appleton, who describes himself as her “hookup friend,” tells Us Glassman dropped him abruptly just before news of the pair broke.
“A couple days later a mutual friend was like, ‘Oh hey, your girl Hailey is pretty famous. She’s dating this older guy who has like eight kids,’” says Appleton, who met her during a 2007 spring break trip to Acapulco, Mexico.

Jesus. Could you imagine if this chick makes it on to Jon and Kate Plus 8 and puts that on her resume?

TV EXEC: Ms. Glassman, it says here you were on Jon and Kate Plus 8. Can you tell me about that experience?
HAILEY: I vomited on eight small Asian children then burnt their playhouse down smoking a J with some guy I banged outside Denny’s.
TV EXEC: …. Welcome to the Real World.
HAILEY: Yay!
TV EXEC: Whee!
HAILEY: Do I still have to give you that BJ?
TV EXEC: Yes.

The End.

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  1. thatnose

    you would think if her father is PLASTIC SURGEON he would help her out with that FACE.

  2. seriously, this guy has been bossed around by Kate for years and put up with her controlling mean nasty ugly ways. The poor guy has just been released from jail. Kate was so mean and self centered. The poor children have a mother who is so money hungry. Instead of stoping the show and focusing on the family the money mad her totally materialist. The kids would have been better with two people who worked together and loved each other than her being demanding and controlling, just pushed him away… believe me the money can’t replace having two loving parents. poor john and his kids… hang in their jon….

  3. Ann Panol

    I sure as hell wouldn’t let this skank around my kids….what a role model. What’s she going to do teach them how to roll blunts!!!

  4. Ann Panol

    I sure as hell wouldn’t let this skank around my kids….what a role model. What’s she going to do teach them how to roll blunts!!!

  5. method man

    She looks like she just got done cooking up a batch of meth in her double wide.

  6. what?

    #102 Truth

    I see what you’re saying, but it doesn’t matter what ‘Hell’ Kate put Jon through….he’s a Father first and he’s ignoring his responsibilities and setting a shitty example for his children. I can’t stand Kate and I completely think she drove Jon to divorce, BUT….he is a lousy Father – could you imagine if a “Mother” acted out like he is doing? She’d be burned at the stake!

    Nope, Jon does not deserve sympathy at all…he’s a douche bag…he’s the KING of douche bags!

  7. hamper_lint

    I feel awkward being white ….

  8. Jay-Gee

    Jon Gosselin deserves a punch in the face. He really needs to man-up. It’s like, no dude, you’re not gonna magically go back in time and relive your 20s just because you made some serious poor decisions, and are trying to get out. Grow some balls.

    And that skankkalishhh…. for Jon Gosselinassholeprick this choice of broad should not be shocking anyone.

  9. Katie

    Wow, this girl is a real class act. I guess she’s succeeding with what she wanted, even though she’s a total laughing stock.

    Although I always hated the show, I at least had some sympathy for Jon. Now I realize what a total tool and douche he is! These people are all fucked.

  10. allix

    my girl had sex with her in a gay bar bathroom at college. she is a lesbian, 100 percent. shes doing this for fame/clothing line startup and i doubt shes even so much as touched jon gosselins penis. i think her dina lohan esque mother is behind all of it anyway…f-ing pathetic

  11. Rhialto

    She’s just acting like any average girl of her age.That doesn’t make her douchy.But it’s pretty sad to take a ride on Jon Gosselin’s back.

  12. so what - she is young

    you are all ugly nerds with no friends. 47 was right.

  13. Julie

    #12 – fucking hilarious.

  14. Chupacabra

    @110. allix –

    Wow. If that’s true, it’s pretty impressive.

  15. wtf

    Yet one more worthless POS that justifies the people that hate America.

  16. lol

    “you are all ugly nerds with no friends. 47 was right”

    translation… I act just like that waste of life, worthless white trash

  17. Vanessa

    I think Kate’s controlling ways was for a reason..look at him..hes acting like fkn child now! Dating another kid just like him. What good is this chick is his life? She has no class and she doesnt give a rat’s ass about his 8 kids. He belongs in Kate’s jail..hes outta control with this hoe its not gonna help. LOOK AT HER!!! TRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHH… at least Kate has 8 kids and no matter how controlling she is, she does care for those kids!

    Jon’s sucha loser..this is making Kate look GREAT!!! thats the truth. He looks like a middle aged man going threw mid life crisses with this cheap sh!t hes dating.

  18. young and fun - not white trash.

    116 – it is okay to be young and have fun. if you had friends you would know that young people like to be silly and get drunk while they are still young. even smart people with good education do this – i am sure you could find facebook pictures similar to these on a Harvard student’s page. you are just a loser who sits at home by your lonesome – like the rest on here being overly harsh… after they have just commented about feeding from jessica simpson’s breasts. fat ugly freaks with no friends.

  19. Tucker Jay

    Uhm. I go to a part school, I am 19, I don’t drink and have NEVER touched drugs. I don’t regret my choices either.

    She just wants money or some shit.

  20. Are those pink panties in pic #8? And you say she’s not classy. She’s wearing underwear, what more do you want? She’s practically like the Monopoly man and Mr. Peanut had a skanky stoned jizz-hopper.
    So cute!

  21. anonymous

    wow she is ugly. too bad she can only teach one class a time. I bet the parents will clamor for a chance to hand their kids over to this loser

  22. silly mortals and your continuing lack of understanding the very real appeal of a girl who takes it anal and a women who is anal.

    The yoger and dumber they are the easier it is to illicit random acts of sexual freedom without waiting for “the right time”

    apparently no one actually reads cosmo

  23. JoefromBensonhurst

    I respectfully disagree with 47 and his/her supporters. You don’t have to act like a trashy, coked-out dumbass to have a good time in college. I had a lot of fun – more than I can remember – but I guarantee you I never once humped a potted plant.

    I’ve only seen the show maybe twice, but I get Jon’s need to relax after living with someone who treated him so bad. Still, this doesn’t seem like such a step up. I seriously hope the man’s had his shots.

  24. dontlooknow

    So Jon…feel like a ass yet?

  25. Jackie

    Oh man I can’t get over how fuckin’ NASTY she is. GROSS!!

    No wonder Kate was controlling. She had to be.

  26. K

    Jon’s a loser!

  27. I personally believe both of them need a shrink. What a terrible thing to bring all those children into the world, use them to make money then make fools of Yourselves publicly. You are both losers, they should be setting examples for their children. Jon you really down graded to a slut. What future do you have with her except satisfying your sexual drive?? Your both discusting. hope the series will not continue who needs to watch a couple of phoneys playing house.

  28. I personally believe both of them need a shrink. What a terrible thing to bring all those children into the world, use them to make money then make fools of Yourselves publicly. You are both losers, they should be setting examples for their children. Jon you really down graded to a slut. What future do you have with her except satisfying your sexual drive?? Your both discusting. hope the series will not continue who needs to watch a couple of phoneys playing house.

  29. NxIxCxKxMxAxNx

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  30. ZANNA

    Had anyone notice this piece of crap 22 your old piece of S@@T looks alot like KATE

    Only Kate not a slut
    They need to work this out he need to recall why he loved kate & what the hell he is doing.
    TYes kate bully him at time.
    Why is that because he acted like a child most of the time.
    he lost his job.
    She did a hell of a job fo those 8 kids
    I hope she find happiness. Becaue he is a LOSER
    & I hope the public who pick on Kate so badly realize now its him.
    & his new SLUT

  31. Elise

    Uhm….WOW! That girl is busted. What a fool. She looks completely ridiculous. She’s probably not even embarassed, lol. She’s a doctor’s child, no less. Way to go parents.

  32. Why would Jon want a woman with her reputation and low morals around his children? Also, how can the producers allow her to be on the program with small children? It doesn’t make sense to me. Kate needs to stand up for her children and not allow this woman to be around them. Teaching them unmoral things. If this is ok with Jon, then he deserves what he gets. This proves to me that Kate has a reason to have the attitude toward Jon, in being mean or whatever you want to call it. Kate is being there for her children while Jon is out having his jollies with young women with bad reputations , instead of being there for his children. If this woman is allowed on the show with these children, then yes the show needs to be cancelled. I liked the show, these children are wonderful and should not be subjected to people like these in these pictures. If she is allowed on the show I wouldn’t be surprised if the ratings drop. I and others I know will stop watching the show if these people are allowed to be on the show with these children. If they are allowed then I think a Judge should step in.

  33. Doh!

    If John wanted the opposite of Kate, ummm… it looks like he got it. Talk about one hot mess.

  34. Jackie

    Unbelievable. I knew he was stupid but I didn’t think he was this stupid. Whoever said Kate’s attorney is eating this up is right. These kids should never be around this skank. Oh and btw, i haven’t read the word douche so many times since like the ’80′s. It must be coming back like cool and dude and groovy :)

  35. Why would Jon want a woman with her reputation and low morals around his children? Also, how can the producers allow her to be on the program with small children? It doesn’t make sense to me. Kate needs to stand up for her children and not allow this woman to be around them. Teaching them unmoral things. If this is ok with Jon, then he deserves what he gets. This proves to me that Kate has a reason to have the attitude toward Jon, in being mean or whatever you want to call it. Kate is being there for her children while Jon is out having his jollies with young women with bad reputations , instead of being there for his children. If this woman is allowed on the show with these children, then yes the show needs to be cancelled. I liked the show, these children are wonderful and should not be subjected to people like these in these pictures. If she is allowed on the show I wouldn’t be surprised if the ratings drop. I and others I know will stop watching the show if these people are allowed to be on the show with these children. If they are allowed then I think a Judge should step in.

  36. zorkin

    ur all bloody pathetic, every person commenting in a bad way on this fotos is a fucking nerd, and has never lived life, because these fotos dont do nothing less than just show reality, and as always, america sucks anyways….u bloody cunts”

  37. ClericRiff

    I think the biggest evidence of her stupidity is not the pictures themselves, but the fact that she posted the plant one herself. If that was me, no matter what state I was in when it was taken, it would NOT be on my facebook…

  38. JimBim

    What a friggin PIG! I hope for your sake Jonnyboy that this Skank Ho at least swallows, that is if she doesn’t puke all over Mr. Johnson before she pays the tab for her rise to fame!

    I hope you’re up to date on your shots Jonny!

    So who is more desperate? Her or him?

  39. JimBim

    #136 Zorkin… Uhhhhhh Zorkin??? Oh I get it! Dumbass!

  40. john gaysellin

    Ugly stupid bitch. The pic with the plant bothers me the most. No respect for life – I got no respect for her trailer-ass-fat face. She is not cute – just a stupid bitch. John looks SOOO pathetic in all his pics – poser dork in his T-shirts and double dorky earrings – he sucks ass – and his bitch sucks mega-ass. Kiss off, losers.

  41. deedee

    A one armed blind deaf midget would be more of an upgrade than that creature seriously whats with the eyebrows, fantastic role model for the 8kids eehhh jon who knows’s if the girls spend enough time time with her they could aspire to be just like her.

  42. Jaclyn

    Wow!!! What a winner! Good job Jon! Because THAT is someone I want around my 8 small children! What a wonderful role model. And if I was Kate, I would NOT allow those kids around this chick.

  43. spinal

    Did people see her ‘possession of marijuana’ mugshot from the other day? I saw that, blazed up a bowl in the safety of my private residence and thought, “who is stupid enough to get charged with possession of marijuana these days?”

    Oh yeah, people who are also stupid enough to ALLOW THEMSELVES TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED HOLDING WEED and LEAVE THE PHOTOS ON FACEBOOK. That’s like Stoner 101 shit, dumb silly slag.

  44. ETphonehome

    Come on..She’s the perfect post divorce fuck for a balding, pudgy, half chowmein idiot with 8 kids and a bitch ex wife..What else is going to score without having to pay for it?..Besides that I hear she’s into chicks..Bet chowmein never got any 3some action with Kate..

    As a 39 year old pig I’d eat that ass and wipe afterwards.

  45. WhysoUgLy

    She’s butt ugly

  46. ew

    rode hard and put away wet…

  47. booya

    Can you say GUIDOOOO

  48. Jenny

    DRUGBEAT LOSER- and she’s proud of it too. She is pitiful.

  49. hate stupid people

    136 – so you have to deface property and wreak havoc on your own body to live life? I’m up for a few drinks now and then but you’re as bad as those you condemn for putting your judgement on people who choose to live responsibly. Being able to remember what happened the night before is always better than a hangover and a blackout of the night before. Stupid asshole. Let me guess – you’re a piece of shit too?

  50. Shannon

    To everyone who thinks Jon got his balls back is WRONGO!!! He just put them in a different woman’s bag. He is not capable of being able to think for himself, he is too damn lazy, so now he has taken on the personality of a skank. Congratulations, Jon, you are officially a SKANK, now no decent woman will ever have you, hope you like SKANKVILLE. Kate, don’t fret over this loser, you are better off alone. Before long we will be seeing a picture of Jon looking like Gary Busey, with is face down in a plant, keep up the good work, Jon, you are one of a kind, a sea snake has more class than you and your new SKANK of the month. Does is make you sick to see how good Kate looks? Why do you pick such fugly girls, not one so far has even been a 2 on the scale of 1-10. You’d think you might have a little cash to at least pick up a 6, oh but again most decent chicks know you are and always will be a dead ass.

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