Jon Gosselin’s ass handed to him by TLC

December 11th, 2009 // 41 Comments

After being labeled an “embarrassment” in court, Jon Gosselin is now barred from making media appearances after TLC won an injunction in Maryland yesterday. Us Magazine reports:

“Photos of Jon Gosselin with scores of bikini-clad women was inconsistent with our image brand of our show,” added Edward Sabin, TLC’s Chief Operating Officer.
Sabin offered other examples of bad behavior: Gosselin’s habit of signing autographs outside the family’s Pennsylvania home; his lavish, photo-op filled trip to the south of France with then-girlfriend Hailey Glassman; talk of a “Hollywood Rebel” clothing line and another potential show, Divorced Dads Club, with Michael Lohan.
Sabin futilely reached out to Gosselin’s manager. “It was a bit disconcerting, so we cried, ‘Foul! Guys, foul!’ — you gotta get your guy in line.”
When the frustrated network attempted to rename the show Kate Plus Eight to focus solely on wife Kate’s struggles “as a single mother,” Gosselin’s legal team retaliated and successfully shut down production. “If the father of the children states an objection of the kids being filmed, we’re gonna honor that,” Sabin explained.

And then there’s my favorite comment from the network:

“We look forward to the next phase of the litigation, which is to pursue our claim for damages resulting from Mr. Gosselin’s numerous breaches.”

Read: When this is over, he’ll be managing a Domino’s until he’s fired for trading fat women free pizza for sex.

WINNER: Most Accurate Prediction of the Future in a Blog Post for 2009

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  1. Dan Montana

    Who`s Jon GOsselin?

  2. havoc

    Well, TLC is The Learning Channel.

    Watch and learn what happens to you when you fuck up and get married.

    .

  3. Hmmmmm

    sick of hearing about this idiot! His fire has been snuffed.

  4. Hmmmmm

    sick of hearing about this idiot! His fire has been snuffed.

  5. pat C.

    havoc, exactly.
    As another example, Tiger Woods wouldn’t be making all these negative headlines if he hadn’t decided to marry one of the many girls he likes to f***.

    That’s like saying “The food in this restaurant is pretty good. I’m going to make a legal commitment with them to never eat in any other restaurant again.”

  6. kimberly

    So wait, there really *is* a god?

  7. a2650415

    Why is there never a good drive-by shooting when you really need one?

  8. timbo

    Did the repo man take Jon’s ATV? In the photos, the one that he is riding looks like a kiddie version.

    Sort of like Jim Carrey riding that scooter in Dumb and Dumber

  9. Go away ass clown! You fucked up so bad your wife has my sympathy.. and she’s batshit crazy!

  10. Pilot

    #1 is right. Who is Jon Gosselin? What damages will TLC be able to recoup from a guy who can make no more personal appearances and has no job, or even a prospect of one? What did he do for a living before Kate fired up the money machine?

  11. Am I missing something? If the show’s cancelled, what right does TLC have over Jon? I’m not I’m down with what he’s doing but it just doesn’t make sense…

  12. mamamiasweetpeaches

    My mom and I were talking about Tiger Woods yesterday and it somehow made her bring up THIS fool. And I said as unappealing as I find Tiger Woodsm that if it was Closing Time and Tiger and this douchebag were the only two men in the bar I GUESS Tiger would be the better of the two.

    There is NO reason Jon should beconsidered a “celebrity” . Absolutely none.

  13. Sheena

    Good prediction, Fish – totally takes the prize!

    Buh-bye, little mister douchnozzle!

  14. Jade

    I don’t want to defend this asshat..

    But screw TLC.

    This is supposed to be a reality show.

    If they can put a gag on Gosslin, then they shouldn’t be able to label their show as reality or anything other than fiction, because they are not accurately representing this family.

    I am soooo very sick of “reality” tv.

  15. anybody else to talk about?

  16. Jenna

    I was actually hoping he’d make a TV show.

    That would have been a seriously hilarious train wreck.

  17. Do FreeBird

    Daddy, why is that fat balding man riding my “I’m a Big Boy Now” 4 wheeler?

  18. Jamie Lynn's Uterus

    Hey Superficial…

    Their TV show was canceled by TLC, they are no longer relevant. You can stop telling up about Jon, Kate and the 8.

    Love,

    JU

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  20. He needs a bigger ATV or a smaller gut.

  21. Rupert

    Twenty-FURST

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  24. Wonder how much the judge is going to make him give Kate from his Domino’s paychecks? Good thing Kate has a new show coming up since Jon won’t be able to support his kids now…

  25. But man she was a bitch to him.

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  27. To say that he is a waste of the Earth’s precious resources is an understatement. He’s not even worthy of smelling a dog’s shit.

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  29. Jean

    You all are some evil haters. I say TLC has sucked everything from Jon’s family and now they have the audasity to try and sue him……get real. That just shows me what blood suckers TLC is. Jon is trying to get his kids out of 24/7 camera life (which he has the right to do), and TLC doesn’t want to loose their money maker. Don’t listen to the haters Jon. They’re jealous!

  30. Jean

    You all are some evil haters. I say TLC has sucked everything from Jon’s family and now they have the audasity to try and sue him……get real. That just shows me what blood suckers TLC is. Jon is trying to get his kids out of 24/7 camera life (which he has the right to do), and TLC doesn’t want to loose their money maker. Don’t listen to the haters Jon. They’re jealous!

  31. Jeanne

    Notice that Gosselin is riding his DAUGHTER’S vehicle. I wouldn’t be surprised if the poor kid said something complimentary about her mom, and he forbade her to ride it, out of jealousy.

    Then of course, not being one to waste a toy, Jonboy took it out for a ride so he could gloat to her. “I’m riding your buggy, because I didn’t like what you said. You don’t get to ride it, nyah, nyah, nyah.”

    Or heck perhaps he just really bought the vehicle for himself, using his daugher as an excuse to buy it. Whatever the reason, Jonboy isn’t playing with his daughers, he’s out riding their toys.

    I hope Santa gives this jerk a BIG bag of coal. I have a good idea as to where he should put that coal. There’s certainly plenty of room in the spot I have in mind, too.

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  35. Ben

    Get off your fucking high horse TLC. They’re only pissed because they can’t make anymore money watching this guys life implode.

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