Jon Gosselin: ‘Where the bitches at?’

Like any man with eight kids running around, Jon Gosselin spent yesterday afternoon at his Reading home picking up chicks who just show up at his fence like some sort of magical delivery service. Coincidentally, these pics will also appear as Exhibits A-H in the inevitable custody battle that ends with Jon only being allowed to visit his kids in a pool full of hand sanitizer. Well played, sir.

NOTE: Included a pic of Jon inexplicably wearing Kate’s hat just to pour salt on the wounds of anyone wondering why they can’t get laid. I’m adorable.

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