Jon Gosselin: ‘Where the bitches at?’

July 31st, 2009 // 68 Comments

Like any man with eight kids running around, Jon Gosselin spent yesterday afternoon at his Reading home picking up chicks who just show up at his fence like some sort of magical delivery service. Coincidentally, these pics will also appear as Exhibits A-H in the inevitable custody battle that ends with Jon only being allowed to visit his kids in a pool full of hand sanitizer. Well played, sir.

NOTE: Included a pic of Jon inexplicably wearing Kate’s hat just to pour salt on the wounds of anyone wondering why they can’t get laid. I’m adorable.

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Noah

    #50, don’t you know them Asians love flip-flops…I live in a town where there’s a ton and I always see them wearing the flip flops, even in the winter time…they also like to wear this ski mask type of thing when they drive and cover their arms and hands to avoid getting a tan…them asians are friggin WEIRD

  2. izzycat

    is this the only shirt this man has?

  3. rlektejrg

    #51 …So he’s wearing flip flops in the summer because he’s Asian? I’m pretty sure millions of other people wear flip flops in the summer too because it’s HOT.

    And yes, some Asians do cover their exposed skin while driving to avoid getting darker. Just like white people lay in tanning beds 3x a week to get darker (and getting the added bonus of the UV light forming enough dimers in their DNA to cause cancer). Different cultures find different things beautiful. Don’t be so judgmental, jackass.

  4. rlektejrg

    #51 …So he’s wearing flip flops in the summer because he’s Asian? I’m pretty sure millions of other people wear flip flops in the summer too because it’s HOT.

    And yes, some Asians do cover their exposed skin while driving to avoid getting darker. Just like white people lay in tanning beds 3x a week to get darker (and getting the added bonus of the UV light forming enough dimers in their DNA to cause cancer). Different cultures find different things beautiful. Don’t be so judgmental, jackass.

  5. LouR

    Can you please stop posting shit about this fucking low life? thanx

  6. those two never should have divorced
    then maybe
    jon wouldnt be
    a man whore
    and kate
    a superslut
    or
    nah, they’d still be like that.

    l8erz good users of superficial

  7. those two never should have divorced
    then maybe
    jon wouldnt be
    a man whore
    and kate
    a superslut
    or
    nah, they’d still be like that.

    l8erz good users of superficial

  8. Jon will stomp Seoul with his blubbery feet.

    Really, it doesn’t look like he impregnated those two through the fence. I doubt he’s THAT potent.

    @ 21 – It’s best they come to him. He’d have a heart attack if he had to cross the room for them.

  9. jess

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  10. skljdf

    He’s just plain gross.

  11. MIK

    The girl with the Buckle jeans and long hair works with me. She was just on vacation and decided to stop and say hi. People are stupid.

  12. The girls seem to be more interested in the Dog. Jon looks good too. I wonder whose pic were they clicking.

  13. how does this guy get laid dostum

  14. how does this guy get laid dostum

  15. how does this guy get laid dostum

  16. The girls seem to be more interested in the Dog. Jon looks good too. I wonder whose pic were they clicking.

  17. good article,thank you

  18. Please these girls just went, John saw, was with him and his paintings. I’m sure they made fun of him once they got back to my car. No one will ever fuck this tool. Just because something happened to the girls to walk by and talk to her she is a girl magnet.

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