Reality star and father of eight, Jon Gosselin, is fighting allegations he was caught cheating with another woman at a Pennsylvania bar while his wife Kate was out of town. He issued the following statement, according to People:
“Like most people, I have male and female friends and I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV,” he says in a statement. “However, being out with them late at night showed poor judgment on my part. What makes me sick is that my careless behavior has put my family in this uncomfortable position. My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them.”
Hey, even I’ve used poor judgment, too, Jon, and 9 times out of 10 it burnt when I peed. That said, his statement varies a little bit from the original e-mail he sent Us Weekly who broke the story:
“I went to Legends to speak to the owner. A friend of mine wanted to check out my car, so I let her drive it to her car,” he says. “Yes, I have female friends — but that is all she is. I’m not going to end my friendships just because I’m on TV.”
Wait. Why didn’t he stick to the car story? Is it because the car was actually a vagina? Honestly, I don’t even know what that means, so it’s gotta be true.
sherry | April 30, 2009 at 10:35 am
I’d feel sorry for his wife, but she already verbally castrates the guy every time he opens his mouth. He’s going to be in a world of hurt now.
dk | April 30, 2009 at 10:38 am
What a pussy obviously hes not the father of the kids because hes far from a man. His wife is not going anywhere because no ones dumb enough to take care of those ugly fucking rugrats!
John | April 30, 2009 at 10:39 am
Deborah Perez, the daughter of the Zodiac Killer, is an fucking hot MILF! Damn it!
the world according to ROUGH! | April 30, 2009 at 10:40 am
What an ideal situation, why would a guy with 8 rugrats cheat? sound like a show i need to watch, is it on the “INTERNETS”
Jen | April 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
what a fucking liar! id cheat on that bitch too!
dirk | April 30, 2009 at 10:44 am
Jon and Kate plus BAR WHORE.
Tom Cruise | April 30, 2009 at 10:46 am
This man is ugly as fuck. Did his mom drink while she was pregnant? Fetal-alcohol syndrome motherfucker. 8 kids? Why do ugly inferior people always want to have kids? Spite. It validates them on a deep level of their reptilian brain where reproduction is the only true success story. On the mammalian and human levels of the brain this fuck is at the bottom of the barrel. I don’t care that he cheated because everyone cheats. I hate him because inferior people shouldn’t breed. It’s a shame. We need to start genetic engineering but most people are against it because they feel future engineered generations will beat out the genes they pass on. Like they should. If you aren’t smart, if you are short, fat, or ugly you should not breed.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 30, 2009 at 10:50 am
I think #7 is the real tom cruise by the way!!!
RichPort's Ghost | April 30, 2009 at 10:58 am
TCLTC
That Girl | April 30, 2009 at 11:06 am
” Kate Plus 8 And Jon On A Date”
wtf | April 30, 2009 at 11:10 am
for his sake i hope he did cheat on that ball busting shrew of a wife.
the soup “jon minus nine” gets me everytime!
#3 – The Zodiac killer was never identified, they had a suspect they strongly think it was but they never really solved the murders. so the daughter of the ALLEGED Zodiac killer is hot, lol.
Jeezy | April 30, 2009 at 11:21 am
He better be cheating on the MASSIVE BITCH of a wife he has…
Honestly, after the first two kids, I would have ran and never looked back.
Janey | April 30, 2009 at 11:21 am
Tommy Cruise Looooooooooooooooves the Cockarino.
the world according to ROUGH! | April 30, 2009 at 11:23 am
There was once a dog, he was crossing some railway track on his way home, as he was just about over them his tail got stuck in the tracks. He turned and notice a train was headed his way, so he got scared and turn to grab his tail with his mouth to pull it out. At the time, the train hit him cut off his head…
-the moral of the story: dont lose your head over a little piece of tail…
Free public service announcement from your friend at the superfcial.
Right Fury | April 30, 2009 at 11:45 am
Kate kinda needs a good pimp slappin’ but I can’t condone this. He knew she was a complete twat when he married her and he knew she was a complete twat when he impregnated her the second time with 6 brats.
You made your bed dude, now go sleep on the couch.
Jeff B | April 30, 2009 at 11:55 am
The mistake he made was not pushing that shrew Kate down the stairs prior to his night out…
douchebag hater | April 30, 2009 at 12:09 pm
#7- you also need to add total ignoramus asshole to that list of reasons not to breed.
mikeock | April 30, 2009 at 12:12 pm
who gives a shit about this douchebag?
some guy | April 30, 2009 at 12:15 pm
My mother is a big fan of the stupid show that guy is on, so I’ve had the marked displeasure of seeing some parts of it. his wife is a horrible woman and while I don’t condone cheating on a spouse (really, just dump her), I can definitely understand why he would run out on her.
china doll | April 30, 2009 at 12:20 pm
those kids of his all look asian, yet they are only 25% asian…that asian gene is strong….it never goes away…kinda like cockroaches.
china doll | April 30, 2009 at 12:21 pm
those kids of his all look asian, yet they are only 25% asian…that asian gene is strong….it never goes away…kinda like cockroaches.
Rhialto | April 30, 2009 at 12:51 pm
Who cares about these? Don’t post them anymore.
Sushi | April 30, 2009 at 12:59 pm
He got into his car DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where is his DUI!!!?????
Dave | April 30, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Jon is douch and Kate is a giant bitch. Who cares about what either of them do. Kate is prolly happy Jon is cheating…now she can find a new man who’s balls she can cut off.
cavy | April 30, 2009 at 1:20 pm
I seriously think Kate should be committed, but I have to wonder: sooooooo, if Kate has anytime after doing all the C*NT work in the house to even make any friends (Jon sure does seem to have a lot of time to go out and party), can she go out all night and get too close to her male buddies, while Jon stays home with his litter?
I HATE it when men say, “I’m BABYSITTING the kids”….no you asshole, you’re not babysitting if they’re your OWN fucking children…your WATCHING them – same as the Mother. * This is why I would never ever ever have kids – zero respect.
STINK | April 30, 2009 at 1:21 pm
@23
That’s Pennsyltucky for you. YEE-HAW!
Melissa | April 30, 2009 at 1:56 pm
God damn, this writer is a fucking tool.
justifiable | April 30, 2009 at 2:00 pm
“My family is the most important thing in my life and it kills me that these allegations have hurt them” = “Holy fucking fuck! If I just derailed the gravy train I’ll have to find a REAL job!”
Bethany | April 30, 2009 at 2:22 pm
wow. yall are bitter. Jon & Kate are awesome & if you have a camera on your all the time i bet they would find some thing to bust your balls about too…go have a drink. & their kids are GORGEOUS yall must be jealous. :D peace out.
JadedJules | April 30, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Either the kids did his makeup or Kate slapped the crap outta him.
Probably both.
viewer | April 30, 2009 at 2:27 pm
He apologizes when he gets caught but when that little head starts thinking for itself again, next time the wicked witch of the East leaves town, he’s headed right back out to find some more willing trim. You can bet on it.
Sheila | April 30, 2009 at 2:39 pm
If Jon can’t put up a shelf right, back his car out right, dress the kids right or basically do anything right, can you imagine her complaints in the bedroom. Holy crap!!! She has got to be a secret hardcore dominatrix, the kind who will only let you get as far as licking her boots. I feel for the man.
cavy | April 30, 2009 at 2:42 pm
29. Bethany
“JEALOUS”?!!!! Who in their right mind would be jealous of that trainwreck?!
Holy crap….that made me LOL for real!
Squeeeky | April 30, 2009 at 2:51 pm
somebody didn’t get any sleep . i wonder if it’s the money or the children on his mind, oh right, the children ARE the money . my bad
Beverly | April 30, 2009 at 3:00 pm
I’ve been married 11 years, and I’m sorry but in a “healthy” relationship you don’t ever belittle your spouse no matter how pissed off or frustrated you are. Especially in front of cameras rolling. I think Kate is a b****, but he shouldn’t be out having fun while Kate’s at home with the litter. Like #15 said “You made your bed dude, now go sleep on the couch.”
bluelake | April 30, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Can you imagine a reality show where a man would treat his wife the way Kate treats Jon ? It would have been shutdown the first week with viewer complaints and none of the morning shows or Oprah would have gotten anywhere near it. People would have called domestic abuse hot lines to report him.
cavy | April 30, 2009 at 3:19 pm
35. Beverly
I agree 100% with your post – I know what you mean; I’ve been married over 15 years and my husband and I have not argued that much or that harshly in our entire marriage as Jon & Kate do in just one episode!
It got to be way too exhausting watching that show…at first, it was like watching a documentary about another planet (because it’s so the opposite of my life – I thought they were interesting) and then it was because I wanted to see how the children thrived – Aaden is so cute and Maddy was fun to see what devilchild thing she’d do next (that child is pure evil, lol…I’m only half kidding), but then Jon’s and Kate’s nastiness overshadowed the entire premise of the show. Now all I see is cruelty and I turn it off.
And I’m so stealing this quote “You made your bed dude, now go sleep on the couch.” – awesome!
Jimbo | April 30, 2009 at 3:48 pm
ummm Kate’s not at home with the kids. The nanny is. Kate is out in Belleview Washington whoring out her family for big bucks with her new ghostwritten book. She tours the country on speaking engagements.If Kate was home Jon wouldn’t get out of the driveway.
jc | April 30, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I agree totally with ‘bluelake’ and of said the same thing many times. My partner has said he wouldnt get away with treaing me that way for very long. They need to use less excuses for their behavior and just own it and the consequences of it…good and bad. We dont have kids but I would not be happy if my partner was doing the things Jon was and he said vice versa. I feel for the kids …they will pick up the tab for the negative aspects of their parents choices and money wont make up for all of it.
Sugar Tits | April 30, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Man, I don’t really condone cheating, but if I were Jon, I’d totally have hacked Kate to bits, thrown her in a duffel bag, and pissed on her shallow grave. I hate that worthless fucking shrew wife of his so much (not that Jon’s any less of a tool). I saw half an episode, and never before has TV made me so viscerally angry at someone as I felt towards Kate. She’s abusive, controlling, cruel, and an extremely poor role model for her children. I hope they both spontaneously combust.
Sugar Tits | April 30, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Man, I don’t really condone cheating, but if I were Jon, I’d totally have hacked Kate to bits, thrown her in a duffel bag, and pissed on her shallow grave. I hate that worthless fucking shrew wife of his so much (not that Jon’s any less of a tool). I saw half an episode, and never before has TV made me so viscerally angry at someone as I felt towards Kate. She’s abusive, controlling, cruel, and an extremely poor role model for her children. I hope they both spontaneously combust.
alexjanes | April 30, 2009 at 5:32 pm
From what I’ve seen on the few minutes of the show I’ve seen, this guy had every right to stick his cheesy cock into some random slut.
Laurie | April 30, 2009 at 6:21 pm
Stop apologizing, Jon. We understand. Really.
jenny | April 30, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Uh, to all of you saying you do not want to read about this guy, would you rather read about Heidi and Spencer Douche?
SOS | April 30, 2009 at 8:57 pm
why is his face all red?! WHat happened in that episode?
Long Duk Dong | April 30, 2009 at 10:01 pm
No More Yankie My Wankie! The Donger Need Food!!!
vnl | May 1, 2009 at 5:24 am
The guy was building up kids beds all day and all she couldn’t even keep the kids out of there so they wouldn’t bother him while he was working, all she did was bitching around..
And then in the end of the day he looks like hell, from being so tired but she goes and says “oh I’m so tired after today” – what have you done girl to be tired?
Anonymous | May 1, 2009 at 11:29 am
Um, dk, is your screen name short for “dick”? Those kids are adorable, and what a rerehensible thing to say. Pick on someone your own size–who’s old enough to type.
the donger | May 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm
#46
Re: “caught with another woman”
“Now I finally have a place to put my head”
natasha | May 2, 2009 at 6:28 am
The most important thing is that they are good parents to all of their children, and what Jon did is a cry for some attention. No matter if it was “another woman” or “just a friend” he needs to admit which he did saying he had poor judement. Now i think its time for jon and kate work and start to focus on their marriage. The kids are a little older and dont need alot of attention. Jon and Kate need to go on a marrige or couples retreat. Just the two of them that way no kids no excusses and get the truth out to love each other more. This poor judgement should be lesson to learn from the both of them. They need to stop the show cuase having all that camera crew around all the time is very annoying. I will pray for the family and best wishes and good luck on coming years may your marriage be blessed.