Jon Gosselin sues Kate for primary custody
Spurred by her participating in this season’s Dancing With the Stars, Jon Gosselin is going after Kate for primary custody of their eight kids, according to TMZ:
Jon’s new lawyer, former assistant U.S. Attorney Anthony F. List, tells TMZ he’s going to court to ask for primary physical custody. List calls Kate, “an absentee mom,” which he says is no surprise to anyone.
List expects to use “DWTS” as evidence that Kate does not spend “quality time with the 8 kids.”
List also thinks Jon is getting screwed in the child support department, claiming “$20,000 a month is ridiculous.”
If things go as planned, Kate would end up paying Jon child support which, God willing, results in her appearing on Jersey Shore only to die from aggressive skin cancer because they live in a tanning bed now. I’m just thinking about the children.