Jon Gosselin spent Kate’s birthday with mistress

June 10th, 2009 // 89 Comments

Apparently Jon Gosselin decided a great gift for Kate’s birthday would be him sticking his penis in another woman’s vagina (Deanna Hummel above) while clear across the country. Do you get a card with something like that? Just curious. Us Weekly reports:

On that day, March 28, Jon was on a steamy, booze-filed trip to Park City, Utah, with 23-year-old school teacher Deanna Hummel (the June 1 Jon & Kate Plus 8 episode only showed him helping handicapped children ski as Kate celebrated her birthday alone with the kids on a “surprise” trip to the Ace of Cakes’ kitchen).
“Hey, it’s Kate’s birthday,” Jon told a local friend, the new Us Weekly reports. “I should get her something.” Despite visiting a jewelry store, the pal says Jon never followed through. Instead, he spent the day downing free Budweisers with Deanna at the event.
That night, a source says Jon and Deanna “curled up” at the Downstairs bar (co-owned by actors Chris and Danny Masterson), adding, “It was snuggle-o-matic.”
As the night wore on, Jon and his hard-partying pals began “reeking of pot. I know that the kids he’s hanging out with like a little herbal substance.”

Holy shit, a guy with eight freaking kids and a control freak wife smoked pot. C’mon. It’s not like he’s going to go home and raid their Easy Bake Ovens — unless those things make pizza which would be awesome. Think about it, he could have like eight little pies going at once then pretend he’s a giant. Talk about the sweet life. (Minus Kate, the kids, child support and basically everything else pertaining to Jon Gosselin’s life.)

Photos: Splash News
superficial

  1. Crabby Old Guy

    Oddly enough, I also celebrated Kate’s birthday by fucking another woman that day. Come on, let’s see a show of hands…who else banged someone other than Kate on her birthday? No one? No one else banged someone OTHER than Kate on birthday?

  2. brooke

    What the fuck is up with her mouth?

  3. Fuck U

    I fuckin totally agree with #48. Who gives a flyin fuck? That o’matic shit has got to fuckin go,and one more thing, what does the bitch teach, how to be a slut?
    What kind of a fuckin teacher is she?
    #47, I agree with you up until the last sentence.
    Fuck them.

  4. Meghan

    Jon and Kate have 8 kids together so they should at least TRY to work it out in therapy or something….. Kate needs an attitude adjustment for sure, Wayyyyyyy too bitchy and Jon needs to stop hanging out with the fug school teacher. It seems simple enough but I guess all the drama helps with the ratings…………..LAME

  5. I bet they didn’t think this would happen when she found out she’d pop out a litter…

  6. Jorge "No Chin" Posada

    If I were her I’d be careful. This guy can just look at her and make her Jon & Deanna plus 12.

  7. ........

    if you are gonna cheat, make it worth your while. she sucks. ugly and looks dumb. white trash. boring too. kate is a pain, but she looks better than this.

    notice she is wearing the mom jeans, even though kate is the mother of 8.

  8. F*ckRandal

    @14 “I bet she’s one of those broads that go ass-to-mouth without a second thought.”

    why do you say that as if its bad?

  9. Dee Ann

    Jon makes me sick.

  10. Dee Ann

    Jon makes me sick.

  11. Mr. Jones

    The crass snarking is off the hook, folks. This is great.

    #19 and #42 – you make my heart smile

  12. I'm so Vapid

    @ #51 Hilarious! Seriously…Let’s not forget: She’s 23 and Kate is a CUNT! Nuff said…..

  13. I'm so Vapid

    @ #51 Hilarious! Seriously…Let’s not forget: She’s 23 and Kate is a CUNT! Nuff said…..

  14. Running Commentary

    #42 and #51 – very funny

    #17 – you’re seriously messed up

    #14 “ass to mouth” – gross! But maybe that’s why she keeps licking / biting her lips in almost every picture, sloppy seconds…

  15. Id bet jon’s lil head pop off when he sees that brand new surface call a 23 year old tummy…

  16. whocares

    this chick is fugly as hell and is a complete homewrecker.
    jon sucks
    so does kate, but her and the kids don’t deserve this.

  17. alex

    Why does everyone think he should be pulling better tail. I think she’s hot, but when it comes to cheating your not trying to pork the sexiest lady around, your just trying to blow your load. A great man once said “Pussy ain’t got no face.” I think it was Jesus, not 100% sure I’ll get back to you on that

  18. Heart

    Wow…this girl. Why would she date that guy? I’m sure she could do better. But then people wouldn’t be taking pictures of her…and she wouldn’t be “famous” for banging a dude that has eight kids and a reality show on TLC.

  19. Alexnadra

    shes really ugly….seriously.

  20. Darth

    Lol even a guy with eight kids likes to celebrate a birthday!

  21. the balter dirl

    Good for Jon, love the one your with. I do not blame him at all. Have you ever seen such a heartless foul biotch as Kate in your life? That would be a living hell.
    All you women who find the slightest bit of sympathy for Cuntacula Kate you need to look at yourself in the mirror ….something is very wrong with you….Thank God for Japanese Porn

  22. Johnson

    who the fcuk is jon and kate? who the fcuk cares?

  23. Phil

    she looks like a 14 year old meth head. still, its a step up for the poor guy.

  24. sarah

    Jon maybe a decent father, but he is one fat, ugly bastard. Kate is ten times more attractive than him, even on her worst day. I can understand her attraction to the “bodyguard.” Could you imagine having to look at Jon while having intercourse? I shudder at the prospect.

    The only reason anybody would be interested in him now, would be his newfound fame. Some girl just trying to garner her 15 minutes of fame, nothing more, nothing less, is all he’ll be left with.

  25. suzeeee

    @20 hahaa at first I read snug-o-matic, which is still shitty embarassing writing…..HELLO ‘writer’ snuggle-o-matic doesn’t even roll??? wtf so funneeeee

  26. That looks great! Thank God for Japanese Porn

  27. jayjay09

    damn that is one ugly bitch. Someone give that horse face a feedbag. I know pussy has no face, but if I was down on that pussy I wouldn’t be able to keep from thinking of that ugly face. What a trashy bitch.

  28. I'd definitely stick in in her

    I would.

  29. Brad

    I had a dog named Buser when I was growing up, and when I let him in side the house he would run around like a chicken with his head cut off for about five minutes because he was so excited to be off his chain and inside the house with people. However, Buster would eventually settle down and act like a normal dog after he got tired of running around like a crazed lunatic.
    I kind of think Jon is going through what Buster use to go through. Jon is running wild because this is the first time he has been off Kate’s chain in 8 years and he needs time to figure things out a little. I hope he gets his act together soon because he acting like an eighteen year old frat boy. Also, if I was the principle of the school where this young woman works, I would be looking into her behavior and making a decision as to he qualifications on being a positive role model for those students.
    One last thing, you women out there that are married and want to stay married, take a good look at how Kate treated Jon and do the exact opposite. Also, the excuse of “I have eight kids” is no excuse!!! The marriage is the foundation of the family and your husband comes before your kids. And if he put you before the kids a solid marriage will result and the children will benefit from it greatly. I know sould stupid right? Well, tell me how stupid it is when you and your soon to be ex-husband are standing in front of a judge woundering what went wrong with your marriage.

  30. Dianne

    IN the first placeif she a shool teacher she needs to act like a teacher with seeing a married man that just shows that she dosn,t have respect for him, or his eight childern or even as that gos the chidlern that is teachs. The parentsof the shool childern that she teachs should demand her job. She isn,t a very good role modle for them and dosn,t have respect for them or herself as teacher. She is skank that someone who has sex tape. If she said that she didn,t know who Jon Gossselin is then she shouldn.t be teaching then. Just show how stupid that she really is then. She just a friend then she wouldn.t be trying go after a married man inthe frist place. She would have respect for him and his eight childern also. She needs to stick with someone her own age.

  31. KATE IS A WOMAN JON IS A RECYLED TEENAGER

    WHO CARES IF KATE’S A BITCH! THAT’S WHAT ALL YOU MEN LIKE ANYWAYS! ONLY ONE PERSON NEED’S TO MANAGE THE ACCOUNT. LOOK’S LIKE KATE WAS THE RESPONSIBLE ONE. JON DON’T NEED TO SPEND ANY MONEY ON OTHER WOMEN. HE HAS 8 KID’S!! HE SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH HIS FAMILY SO KATE WOULDN’T BE SO OVER WHELMED AND COULD ENJOY HER BIRTHDAY. ALL KATE NEEDS TO DO HIS CHANGE HER HAIR STYLE. THAT HOME WRECKER DEANNA WILL ALWAY’S BE UGLY. AT LEAST KATE DIDN’T GET BUSTED IN PUBLIC UNLIKE SLOPPY ASS JON! JON COULD HAVE PUT HIS FOOT DOWN! INSTEAD I THINK HE IS A WEAK LAZY WIMP AND WAS LOOKING FOR AN EXCUSE TO TAKE OFF FROM HIS RESPONSIBILITY OF HIS CHILDREN. DAD’S ARE DAY IN AND DAY OUT, NOT EVERY OTHER WEEKEND! HAVING A FAMILY SHOULD BE RAN LIKE A BUSINESS. KATE’S A LEADER NOT A CONTROL FREAK!

  32. screw jon

    u know wut jon is a dickhead he was a wonderful father and husband until that deanna bitch came along, and he is so stupid that he got his ears pierced. way 2 go jon, now u r scheduled 2 see ur own kids!!!!!! kate is way better looking than that 23 year old chick who just wants sex with a star!!!

    ps. jon ur a jerk who likes 2 hurt ur own gorgeous family and children

  33. lexy

    YUCK horseface is right good lord she’s UGLY. talk about downgrading what an idiot!!!!!

  34. kel

    Deanna Hummel is ugly. so glad other people think that too. shes still in that immature age of JUST becoming an adult… if shes “just a friend”…she should act like it. the fact that she even has some nude pictures–while its not with jon–shows how sleezy she is.
    Jon is trying to live up his youth. maybe they settled too fast and poor communication. he claims hes excited about the future and doesnt regret “standing up on his own two feet” well, since when was cheating on your wife, acting BELOW ur age and as if your kids (that he supposidly puts first?) dont exist–not to mention being SELFISH and RUINING their lifes–when is all that standing on your own two feet?!!!
    “yes maybe kate nags….but honestly… if i was to pop out 6 kids and trouble communicating…id be pretty naggy too!!! shes not feeling understood, helped, or appreciated. maybe she knows shes a lil’ overbearing. knowing we nag makes a girl more unhappy and have more of a need to be understood…etc
    maybe she pushed him away. but that is NOT an excuse. NOONE deserves to be cheated on.

    how stupid is deanna and how stubborn of jon

  35. Leslee Brown

    My daughter had one of those purses like 5 years ago. This girl is a sad example of young people today. Of course I would love to know the school district she teaches in. Most if not all teacher contracts have morals clauses in them. Wonder why no one has busted her on it?

    She might be ugly but what the hell would anyone want Jon Gosselin for? That man is ugly himself.

  36. What happened to “Every Child deserves a Childhood”. What’s ahead for these kids now. It might still be a TV show but they forgot how to be a family. It started with TWO and was supposed to end with the SAME TWO. It’s just messed up. In a way, we are ALL partially responsible; when you figure the TV Production put an Enormous Burden on an already stressful situation. Sure they had problems; EIGHT CHILDREN ARE A CHALLENGE! I respected their decision to decline Selective Abortion in the beginning but what happened to all that warm and fuzzy togetherness. If you FALL in love you can FALL out of love. Love is a choice. I heard that it’s COMMITMENT that keeps a marriage together. We have done a hatchet job on marriage in our country and Jon & Kate had their hands full any way you look at it. So where was their support and guidance. Who did they go to for some perspective? They needed HELP and some responsibility, times 8.

  37. CLARIFICATION:
    They started as a couple (TWO), and were supposed to end with being a couple (TWO); sharing memories and having the kids and grandkids drop by for a visit and Thanksgiving and Christmas, family stuff. There are ALWAYS going to be ups and downs, that’s our nature. It’s what we do about it that makes the difference. How well do any of us deal with success, or wealth, or even a snazzy new sporty car. I seem to remember something about lust of the flesh, lust of the eyes and boastful pride of life.

  38. Eric

    I never saw the show before they went on American Chopper. I thought it was wierd when he said he didn’t want the bike to have a passenger seat. Then I saw Kate and figured it out real quick. OMG what a bitch. I feel sorry for the kids though more than Jon. The kids can’t devorce her and will most likely grow up with emotional problems. TLC should be taken off the air for allowing Jon & Kate to sell their kids childhood for profit. After I saw them on American Chopper I wanted to see what the hell their show was. First show I saw they announced that they were splitting up. I don’t think either of them are good parents but I think they would be better off with Jon than with Kate. It would be pretty funny if he got custody and then got palamony and child support from Kate. The girl in the picture above is probably nice. It’s easy for someone who has been treated like shit to fall for someone that treats them kindly. If Jon is with someone that makes him happy, or even if he’s just sleeping around, it really isn’t anyone’s business but his.

  39. Peter Triska

    Jon Gosselin is freaking ugly; he looks like he has down-syndrome. Does anybody else think the same as me?

Leave A Comment