Presumably drunk on homely snizz, Jon Gosselin signed a hand-written contract with former Star reporter Kate Major in exchange for her keeping their relationship secret. RadarOnline reports:
“I, Jon Gosselin, will employ Kate Major as a personal assistant,” Jon wrote on the document dated July 28, 2009. Jon pledged that she could handle “some but not all future accounts” in a paragraph notable for its scratched out section.
And in language that just begs for a lawyer somewhere to hear a cash register ringing, Jon writes: “She will receive a percentage of accounts for payment based upon involvement.”
Jesus Christ. So basically Jon Gosselin married Kate Major. The sex stopped and she’s walking away with half his cash. There’s really no other way to describe what happened here.
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That look on her face, uck. She looks like she’s a huge bitch.
How lame. Some guys will sign anything to fuck a woman. Jon has no game.
Looks like someone played their cards right.
I think we should take a moment for sober reflection here, and just say: Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Good luck trying to enforce the terms of this “contract.”
This brings the word “vague” to a new high (low?).
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How much money is she really gonna get with him and his 8 kids to support? She is thinking that he is more than a passing joke.
LOL!! Good luck enforcing that. Just seen a judge throw out a similar document on court TV.
Just when I think Jon couldn’t be a bigger idiot he goes and proves me wrong again. Man I used to feel sorry for that guy.
There is just one problem: That “contract” doesn’t have a chance of holding up in anything remotely resembling a real court of law (not that that ever stopped anyone from suing before).
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This bitch is pig ugly. But, Gosselin loves this type of used up worn out skank.
The only contract was when he boned this ugly bitch and she ‘contracted’ crabs.
I bet when it says “signed” he rolled his dick on an ink pad and slapped the paper with it. Kate can verify it later.
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