Jon Gosselin says he’s not dating Kate Major

July 23rd, 2009 // 80 Comments

Jon Gosselin was apparently “tricked” by Star reporter Kate Major and is not romantically involved with her despite the fact she resigned her job today citing conflicts of interest. RadarOnline reports:

Meanwhile sources close to the situation told RadarOnline.com that Jon is distraught over Major’s claims that they were romantically involved. He told a close pal that despite her public proclamation, he never slept with her and never was romantically involved with her.
“Oh my God, I can’t believe she did this to me,” he told a source. “What do I do? She’s totally (bleeping) me over?”
In a statement released Wednesday night, Major said they were romantically involved. “I didn’t mean it to happen, it just did,” she said. “I went to do a story on Jon and ended up falling for him.”
That statement caused the scandal to explode in national news coverage and, the source said, infuriated Jon.

Meanwhile, Michael Lohan hasn’t wasted any time glomming onto this story, and told RadarOnline that Jon and Kate Major spent the night at his house in the Hamptons:

“Kate called me up and said ‘I’m with Jon Gosselin and the media is hounding him and he needs a place to go, and can we come out and stay with you?” Lohan told RadarOnline.com. “I said absolutely. She said, ‘Michael, you have to make sure there’s no paparazzi.’ I said, ‘I’ll get in touch with the Mayor, I’ll call the chief of Police, and we arranged that no one would bother them.
And while Lohan refused to directly answer if Major and Gosselin are dating, when told that Jon had said to a close source the relationship was not romantic, Lohan told RadarOnline.com: “Let me ask you a question: If she was using him why did she resign from the Star?”
“I don’t get involved in Jon’s personal life but I’m not his manager or publicist. I’m just someone who’s trying to help him out, like I’ve been trying to do with my daughter (Lindsay) her entire life.”

Where to even begin with that last part. So let me get this straight: Michael Lohan has a direct line to the mayor AND has been a help to Lindsay Lohan throughout her entire life? Jesus. Couldn’t he have gone with a something a little more believable? Like, I dunno, saying he’s from Krypton.

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  1. geez

    wow who cares. seriously. i never want to hear about these d-bags again

  2. SPO-NE

    freaking retarded pants

  3. sixpack

    Does this man not look like he has downs?? And don’t even get me started on the choice of couture or the phone clipped to his belt.

  4. unui

    jesus fuckin overdose on these nobodies christ already.

  5. irony

    Ah, hahaa. Now these douchbags can be unemployed together! So romantic, selling your soul for the value menu options.

  6. Heres another sociopath this Lohan, he act like those 2 idiots are casual acquaintance for years….

  7. Geoff

    We never get a break do we? I think somebody has a crush on Jon… and is the guy who writes this blog.

  8. Niggler

    Agreed who cares…. i hate that fat fuck why is the media so in love with him and kate hmmmmmmm? tell me seriously they weren’t this popular before they split so WTF. I guess we just rather watch the crash landing then the take off.

  9. Niggler

    Agreed who cares…. i hate that fat fuck why is the media so in love with him and kate hmmmmmmm? tell me seriously they weren’t this popular before they split so WTF. I guess we just rather watch the crash landing then the take off.

  10. Zee Brat

    Seriously. 3 posts about reality stars in one day? Really? There’s nothing else going on? The Beastie Boy who got cancer only got 1 sentence. Jon gets 3 posts a day.

  11. liz

    im soooo with #4 on this one.. how many more posts on these people are you gonna waste?! i hate these publicity bottom feeders.. time to move on!

  12. Captain_Insano

    Holy fucking shit Superficial guy!! I had no idea some fucking retard I don’t give a shit about wasn’t dating some other fucking retard i don’t give a shit about!! What the fuck is it with you and these waste of skin non-celebrities?

  13. Beetlejuice

    Someone get this fat fag off my computer once and for all.

    Nobody likes a chubby pussy.

  14. xxWPxx

    AHAHHAHAHA!! Check out homeboys pants..
    I can hear the rap song” Got a tiger on my ass…. hiyah!”

  15. Gilligan

    I will translate this into layman’s terms.

    Jon was fucking around on Kate #1 with Hailey and whatever else he can find
    Jon leaves Kate and starts banging the teacher
    Jon realizes that she is lame in bed (cannot compare to the pro Hailey)
    Jon drops the teacher and goes back to Hailey to get the good pussy
    Jon goes out with Kate #2 to do a story and possibly get some strange since he needs something different after being with Kate #1 for years. That stuff probably smells by now.
    They go out to daddy Lohan’s place(???) to get away from the cameras and she takes it up the ass from Jon. He told her to shut her piehole about the entire thing.
    Jon has a cock the size of a horse and Kate #2 fell in love and had to quit her job to follow Jon around
    Jon is in denial mode because he didn’t want Hailey (the pro) to know about how he is nothing more than a lying cheating douchebag.
    Jon contracts several STD’s and ends up having to bone Paris because she is the only one that will touch him.

  16. Don

    Just stop with these two for the love of god, I’d rather see Bea Arthur’s decomposing vag then an other Jon or Kate story.

  17. watch me you cunt

    Is any of this going to be on the show?

  18. kingofbeer

    More Bikini and nip slips. Fail less at posting Fish… btw anything to do with the retard in the pics above = fail.

  19. LAWDY,LAWDY...

    Michael Lohan..how PATHETIC is he?! He and Paris Hilton ought to get together since they’re BOTH full of shit and desperate for attention.

  20. Courtyardpigeon

    OH MY GOD!

    WHO THE FUCK CARES? WHO ARE THESE IDIOTS? STOP POSTING ABOUT THEM!

  21. crsfc

    You guys are dumb. This is turning into an awesome story. I hope it all leads to michael lohan hooking up with kate, getting married and a new show called Mike and Kate plus lindsay and 8. Episode 1 will have Lindsay and Sam babysitting the kids while Kate forces Michael Lohan to off Jon…for the kids sake of course.

  22. Guest

    NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT HIM!!!

    STOP POSTING SHIT ABOUT THIS GUY!!!

  23. Gogo VicMorrow

    If he was from ohio he would be thinking “geeze, these pants make me look so sweet.”

  24. BH

    No matter the scam the Gosselins have pulled over the American public in getting them to, even in church settings, fork over lots and lots of hard-earned money so these two grifters never have to work, I don’t believe they are very sophisticated people (Kate & Jon). They are sneaky and wiley, but they could easily be used by others. So I believe this reporter did plant this story about herself and Jon, she did use whatever connections she had with the degenerate father Lohan to get him involved and she probably told Jon he was going to tell HIS side of the story to her (yellow reporters are notoriously cunning).

    Who cares about him? I think his kids do, his family does and the people all over the country who feel that he and his devil-wife conned them care about him. I care more about the kids and what will happen to their little lives than what Kate or Jon are doing or who they are doing. But I think he was set up by this reporter.

  25. freak

    what’s up with the dumb ass pants

  26. Sahara

    amen #10

    why does the superficial writer think we care about these nobodies?!

  27. hamper_lint

    I am not really sure why the sight of this guy really gets under my skin …

  28. freddo

    The Superficial….aka the Jon Gosselin site

  29. Venom

    Nice pants.
    Douche.

  30. kristen

    fat slob with boobs..this guy is a jerk..next..

  31. kristen

    fat slob with boobs..this guy is a jerk..next..

  32. kristen

    fat slob with boobs..this guy is a jerk..next..whatever

  33. regina

    please stop posting about this guy! i really don’t care what piece of trash this fat loser is banging.

  34. Jamie's Uterus

    His ass is getting huger by the minute. Also, I still love the continued humiliation Kate keeps getting.

  35. plasedon'tprocreate

    hmm I think this reflect a lot worse on Jon then Kate, my opinion of the guy is even worse than it already was. It just proves that he was always just seconds away from being a pathetic man boob.

  36. will

    @15 – The only error there is that the Hailey whore has already given him stds.

  37. Dude

    OK FOR REAL MAN.. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THIS ASSHOLE, STOP POSTING ABOUT HIM AND HIS RETARED GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT AND NEVER WILL.. IM GOING TO STOP GOIN ON THIS WEBSITE IF I SEE ANOTHER POST ABOUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER OF HIS EX WIFE LIKE FOR REAL GET OVER IT SUPERFICIAL, THEIR STORY IS REALLY NOT THAT INTEERESTING, OBVIOUSLY READING THE OTHER COMMENTS YOU CAN SEE THAT NO ONE GIVES A FUCK SO WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT HIM? THEIR STORY IS DEAD, THEY GOT THEIR 15 MINUTES NOW LET THESE ASSHOLES GET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR LIVES FOR GOOD.

  38. Dude

    LOOK AT THT UGLY FACE.. HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKIN DOWNER.

  39. Oscar

    Hey, John Six-pack! what’s your beer, pal?

  40. ha

    I like the fact that u can see he’s annoyed, oo watch out his tiger pants might attack!!

  41. Bill Gates

    Every nobody in New York has a place in the Hamptons, or heaven forbid, no one will think that they’re rich. Now why does the name Michael Logan not sound rich, so how can he have a place in the Hamptons. I’m sure that he can’t even afford to rent a place since the jail bird doesn’t have a job.

    Just how do they do it, how do people whoop-it-up without working. Does Welfare really pay that much.

  42. mel

    Wow and I thought the Paris story was the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard today.

  43. Jesse Jackson

    Is that thing on his ass supposed to help his boyfriend show him where to insert his penis?

  44. justifiable

    “I don’t get involved in Jon’s personal life but I’m not his manager or publicist. I’m just someone who’s trying to help him out, like I’ve been trying to do with my daughter (Lindsay) her entire life.”

    Aaaand we all know how great that turned out. Are these two douchebags part of the Fame Whore Leech Brotherhood?

    Mike Lohan – when it absolutely, positively, needs to be fucked up beyond all recognition overnight!

  45. F.I.N.E

    Who needs a six pack when you can have a keg?
    (I have a t-shirt that says that, true story…)
    But anyways..UGH!! FFS jon be a real man, take care of your kids and just get the *beep* out of our faces already….

  46. sierra

    I. don’t. care.

  47. budah

    you all FAIL.. the writer . the readers . the celebs
    please for the sake of society don’t reproduce ever. any of you. or if you have already reproduced sterilize your offspring and your self to save the gene pool from further damage thank you.

  48. COM on like jon has 6 kids come on jon get a life you have a family of 8 so come one jon and bye the way it is kait folt for yelling at him all the day and all the time… get you life together jon plz you life well be better

  49. COM on like jon has 6 kids come on jon get a life you have a family of 8 so come one jon and bye the way it is kait folt for yelling at him all the day and all the time… get you life together jon plz you life well be better

  50. COM on like jon has 6 kids come on jon get a life you have a family of 8 so come one jon and bye the way it is kait folt for yelling at him all the day and all the time… get you life together jon plz you life well be better

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