On Friday reports were flying that Jon Gosselin either did or didn’t really return the money he withdrew from a joint account he shares with Kate in violation of their arbitration agreement. The cash is now back in the account, according to People:
Attorneys for Jon and Kate Gosselin confirmed Monday morning that Jon has complied with a court order to return money missing from the couple’s joint bank account – but Jon says Kate has yet to account for how she spent $33,000 in cash withdrawals.
Jon appeared in Montgomery County court on Monday, while his estranged wife did not. Cheryl Young, one of Kate’s attorneys, told Judge Arthur Tilson that the amount in question accounted for only five percent of what was in dispute, and that a divorce arbitrator did not require her to break down the cash withdrawals.
The Superficial has obtained an exclusive detailed accounting of where Kate spent the missing $33,000:
- Reverse mulletotomies: $10,000
- NASA designed WonderBras: $10,000
- 8 child size tiger cages for when the nannies call in sick: $8,000
- Hypnotherapy to forget having Jon Gosselin’s naked gut on top of her: $5,000
All semi-reasonable expenses, but I dare you to find me a judge that will contest that last one.
amanda | October 26, 2009 at 11:12 am
i think the last reason alone could account for the whole $33, 000
superstar | October 26, 2009 at 11:16 am
He likes to show his belly a lot =/
******KrazyHotKelli********** | October 26, 2009 at 11:27 am
My puzzy zmellz zweet!
Evil Cat | October 26, 2009 at 11:49 am
just when I thought it was safe to look at the internet again . . . . UGH!
kristy | October 26, 2009 at 11:50 am
can anyone imagine that hairy underbelly thrusting on top of them. BANG! I’ve shot out my imigination for conjuring those hideous thoughts
boo | October 26, 2009 at 11:54 am
WHY does he feel the need to pull up his shirt in every other picture of himself? Did someone tell him that was attractive? And is he so self-deluded that he believed it?
Dar | October 26, 2009 at 11:55 am
Nice of the butthole to return the money he claimed he never took in the first place.
Dar | October 26, 2009 at 11:55 am
Nice of the butthole to return the money he claimed he never took in the first place.
Rough intentions | October 26, 2009 at 12:02 pm
What makes fish thinks this is SFW…
gorden22 | October 26, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Really ?lol………Just heard that he is ho-oking up with a nice gi-rl on the inter-esting cl-ub called: ____Tallconnect Co M____, really ? Sounds it is a famoaus on-line service.
TekMoney | October 26, 2009 at 12:20 pm
YAWN
j | October 26, 2009 at 1:04 pm
lol @8, i forgot he said he didn’t take the money
FACE | October 26, 2009 at 1:14 pm
what a fat piece of shit
myachingeyes | October 26, 2009 at 1:19 pm
You can just tell he thinks he’s soooooooo haaawwwwwt.
I am so grossed out I could just……..
Oops. Too late. Gotta go change my shoes.
Watch me pull my shirt up | October 26, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Next to the word schlub, this picture must be pasted. This F’n moron is a no talent clown.
dude_on | October 26, 2009 at 1:46 pm
If I had known in advance that being a short, fat, balding Asian with 8 kids was the pathway to stardom, riches, and celebrity, not to mention overwhelming charismatic charm to pull gaggles of homely skanks, then I might have changed my own course in life.
Anon | October 26, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Now I wonder if the women on here condeming him for taking money out of the account will now condem her for doing the same thing yet actually spending it?
Guess not
88 | October 26, 2009 at 1:58 pm
#17, there’s a difference:
She’s using the money for groceries, bills(heat, electric, water, car,cell, etc), doctor/dentist appointments and general day to day expenses.
What’s he using his money for? ATV’s and gifts for his girlfriend.
Anon | October 26, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Then why wont she account for it?
How do you know that’s what she spent it on?
Seems like through her lawyers she’s trying to get out of it.
If she has nothing to hide she would be open about it. Now she may well have spent it on groceries and day to day expenses. I know I spend £15,000 on groceries.
What I’m getting at is where is the knee-jerk reaction we seen aimed at him aimed at her before we know the facts?
Chupacabra | October 26, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Gosselins, charity begins at home. I told Madonna I only need 38K for my student loans, but for you, I’ll take the 33K and pay off the rest myself. Thanks!
Jamie Lynn's Uterus | October 26, 2009 at 7:28 pm
That big belly must really make his schlong look really really tiny.
Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD resciinded | October 26, 2009 at 7:44 pm
God he is fat and disgusting. Did he spend all the money on pork. This guy is a stupid fucking moron.
Lee | October 26, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Kate took money to. So it was ok for her to return some of the money and not Jon? Kate blew most of the money on herself not the kids.
Kate and TLC are trying to smear Jon.
Kate would be a fat disgusting pig if not for all the surgeries she had.
To bad men don’t get a fair shake in this country.
Angel | October 27, 2009 at 1:37 am
Jon needs the tummy tuck now!
jeux en ligne | October 27, 2009 at 3:16 am
surprised the kids aren’t already in therapy. Kate is a fake witch. Jon is a philandering loser who could care less about spending money on his kids and is going to make his daughters have daddy issues when they are older because of his poor choices in dating so publicly etc….
Bosco | October 27, 2009 at 11:26 am
This guy gets laid????
Galtacticus | October 27, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I wonder how she got cash money in the account.
Blastoff Network | October 29, 2009 at 2:48 am
lol..this guy’s hilarious!
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