Jon Gosselin & Octomom going on a date for reality show
Please tell me he’s not broke enough for this happen. Via InTouch:
According to former Cheaters producer Bobby Goldstein, Jon has agreed to star in a cheesy new reality show in which he’ll date Octomom Nadya Suleman, who called Jon “hot” recently. “I heard that Nadya has an insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and to put their families together,” Goldstein tells In Touch. “And I had the idea that this could be a very entertaining fiasco.” The pilot, to be called Jon – Kate = Jon + Octomom and produced by Goldstein and a former producer of The Jerry Springer Show, will follow Jon “as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like,” a press release obtained by In Touch states. “He’s totally creeped out by the idea that if they got married, they’d have 22 kids.” Also creepy is the plotline for Nadya, 33. She will have such an obsession with Jon, 32, that “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married,” the press release explains. “It’s so bad that when they finally meet, Octomom’s brood may start calling Jon ‘Daddy.’ If this doesn’t make Jon lose it, then Octomom modeling her bikini body for him will.”
If even an iota of this is true at all, now would be a good time to take our families outside and shoot each other in the head. Seriously, I hope the lizard people make better use of the surface than we did because Jesus Christ….