Jon Gosselin & Michael Lohan: BFFs 4 Life

July 26th, 2009 // 39 Comments

Jon Gosselin and Michael Lohan spent the weekend in the Hamptons together where, like any good friend, Mike used the opportunity to get his face in the press by giving interviews. Here he is in People revealing Jon wants to be friends with Kate Gosselin and isn’t dating anyone at the moment:

“He would love to be friends with her,” says Lohan, the estranged father of Lindsay Lohan, who’s been showing Gosselin around the Hamptons and and who has become an unlikely advisor. “They had eight kids and he would like to work things out the right way and just be friends.”
“A lot of opportunities are opening up for him,” Lohan says of his friend, referring to possible endorsement deals.
Lohan also says Gosselin is in a good mood these days. “He’s fantastic and upbeat and said that he just wanted to concentrate on his kids and his career and his life,” he said. “It’s overwhelming for him but he’s handling it.
As for for Gosselin’s gal pal Hailey Glassman and the former Star magazine reporter Gosselin’s been spotted with, Kate Major, “he’s not with either one right now,” Lohan reports.
“He’s not concentrating on a relationship with any woman. He just wants to take a step back and deal with his family and his kids.”

Jesus. It’s almost like Jon Gosselin wants to get his ass handed to him during the custody proceedings. Just take a look at the people’s he’s been seen with since the divorce:

Michael Lohan: Ex-con. One half of the shitstorm that created Lindsay Lohan.
Kate Major: High-priced hooker turned star-fucking tabloid reporter.
Hailey Glassman: Gang-banging coke fiend with a record.
Christian Audiger: Created Ed Hardy clothing line.

Seriously, it feels like the only people missing from this list are Osama Bin Laden and Britney Spears. Okay, maybe I’m getting carried away. — Just Osama Bin Laden.

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  1. The 'A' Man

    First!!

    LoL 2 fags!!

  2. Ted from LA

    Which one of them is married to LeAnne Rimes?

  3. SpotThe Douche

    Move over John Edward, it’s Jon Gosselin as Biggest Douche in the Universe.
    Michael Lohan is using the old trick of standing next to a fatter person to make
    yourself look thinner. Next to Jon Gosselin he hardly looks douchy at all.
    F-F-F-Fuck ‘em both

  4. hambones

    Is this guy a retard, or does he just permanently look like one.

  5. 2 good guys together

  6. Douche party, table for two

  7. Galtacticus

    Walking barefeet that’s a serious sign of intimacy.I declare them BFFFs 4 life!

  8. Nero

    How ’bout Lilo and Jon Gosselin. . ?

  9. Darth

    #8 *Evil Laughter*

  10. justifiable

    WTF? Michael Lohan is the new (How To Fuck Up Your) Life Coach?

  11. anyway

    Jon seems to be carrying high. Is he 6 or 7 months along?

  12. Christina

    If he was attractive maybe i’d care…

  13. frank lloyd wright

    Douchebags of a feather flock together

  14. Dan

    Holy Shit – who is this Jon Gosselin freak?
    And who the hell cares. Thats paparazii film that could be used on hot chicks!
    For the love of god – leave this guy to evaporate into obscurity.
    I swear the fame is making him fatter in each successive photo.

  15. He’s teaching Jon the art of child exploitation.

  16. Quinn

    “this is how to turn your daughters into anorexic cash cows…..”

  17. Max

    Kate’s right…Jon is a ding-dong! Kate better ask the court to have Jon’s “women” and his recent “man crush” drug and STD tested before Jon brings them around the children!!! Nice role models you have chosen, Jon!

  18. Ken

    Who really cares about this putz?….. What cred does he have besides chosing to spawn too many puppies? America’s fascination with unimportant things has no boundary.

  19. giant douche and turd sandwich

  20. It Smells

    So which strange did he pickup this time? He has banged a teacher, a coke whore, a professional prostitute….what’s next on his list? One of these chubby Hampton low-lifes? I hope he banged that amazon in pic #19….she looks like someone who would take a shit on him.

  21. Michael will tell him the secret of getting flabbier guts and uglier women.

  22. I hate you

    It’s truly amazing how some people have no shame in their behavior. The sickest part is that anyone gives them any kind of attention. Jon Gosselin is lucky he has a penis big enough to reproduce (because he’s Asian) and Michael Lohan is just another grease ball from the depths of South Shore Long Island (they breed them there.)
    What business does Michael Lohan have with Jon Gosselin? what BUSINESS does Jon Gosselin have with Jon Gosselin? He’s just another fucktard from America who had too many fucking kids and got lucky with a crap TV show. Maybe he’s bitter that back in his home country they wouldve only let him reproduce once. It’s too bad we don’t have the same laws over here, at least for douchebags like these.

  23. tiredofU

    Zip it up and go home and take care of your kids. they are the most important thing now…….NOT U !

  24. andhow

    greaaat the two biggest idiots the papz could ever write about. fail. oh katie – i know you are sad, but you are so much better off without his crap.

    he is acting like an 18 year old kid – and lohan is the most irritating fame sucking idiot – ahh two has-beens that never really “were”

  25. Patsy Sparks

    Jon Gosselin is just not near as cute as he thinks he is. No matter what, he is still short, going bald and a real douche bag for the way he has walked away from his family.

    Who really would want this guy?

  26. Patsy Sparks

    Jon Gosselin is just not near as cute as he thinks he is. No matter what, he is still short, going bald and a real douche bag for the way he has walked away from his family.

    Who really would want this guy?

  27. Oh wow, this is just so wrong. Wonder who approached who.

  28. judy

    go home and spent some time with your kids ,you said kate was not home enough what about you asshole at least shes not out fucking everyone in sught ,nobody want you just your money fool

  29. go home and spent some time with your kids ,you said kate was not home enough what about you asshole at least shes not out fucking everyone in sught ,nobody want you just your money fool

  30. cks

    Where are the crazy killer stalkers when you need them???????

  31. hi

    Too bad the audio wasn’t captured. Michael :” Here’s how it works Jon. She’ll want 100. Offer her 50 then settle for 75 BUT make it clear that you’re not paying for the room”

  32. Great, now those two babies will need therapy like his 8 kids!!!

  33. AA Howard

    Everyone was giving Kate a hard time … now the truth comes out … it was Kate plus 9 KIDS. Jon is taking the low road and I hope he has NO unsupervised visitions with his children. He is a real LOSER! I so wanted Jon and Kate to get back together but NOT now Kate deserves so much better.She is a good person and a fanstastic MOM.

  34. judi

    poor little bird brain jon gosselin. Just now going thru his middle school stage during his thirties. He doesn’t love his family. He is in love with himself and the fame his kids caused him to have. Poor idiot. Learned to smoke!! Wow what a big boy!!

    His poor ugly girlfriend looks 20 years older than she is. What a pitiful and confused pair they are.

    I pray for you Kate. You are a winner and some guy will be a man to you and your kids.

    Your kids will see reruns of their dad pissing on his family in front of everyone watching the shows.

  35. judi

    poor little bird brain jon gosselin. Just now going thru his middle school stage during his thirties. He doesn’t love his family. He is in love with himself and the fame his kids caused him to have. Poor idiot. Learned to smoke!! Wow what a big boy!!

    His poor ugly girlfriend looks 20 years older than she is. What a pitiful and confused pair they are.

    I pray for you Kate. You are a winner and some guy will be a man to you and your kids.

    Your kids will see reruns of their dad pissing on his family in front of everyone watching the shows.

  36. datroof

    I amstruck by how weird this is. It’s seems a strange convergence of pop culture forces that foretells some great doom.

    It seems like a such a small, inconsequential thing. But iIn generations to come, historians may look back at this point, and all agree…

    … this is when Teh Stupid reached its zenith.

  37. @ 28 – “At least she’s not fucking everyone in sight”. Must be the one thing she does off camera.

    @ 31 – What a twist! You are M. Night Shamalamadingdong!

    The audio was, “Thank Heaven for little girls, Jon. Trust me, those little whores are like walking gold mines with vaginas.”

  38. bUzztoe

    What’s this about the Viet Cong? Did I miss something?

  39. Go home and spent some time with your children, you say enough about Kate home you at least shes not out sught Damned was not all ass, no one fool you just want your money

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