Jon Gosselin: Master Hacker?
Jon Gosselin is getting seriously screwed by Stephanie Santoro. And not just in a dollhouse while the kids were sleeping. The one-time nanny is claiming that Jon confided in her that he was hacking into Kate’s e-mails and bank accounts, according to E! Online:
“Jon told me that he pretty much hacked into everything of Kate’s that he had access to,” she said. “Her online banking, that he had a trace on every single one of her emails so anytime she would get an email he would get a copy of it…He said that he had enough there that when the ball dropped he had enough to completely screw her over with everything.”
Okay, granted they’re going through a divorce, but honestly, how salacious could Kate’s e-mails be? Then again…
I’m thinking about saying Jon plotted 9/11. This might work for us.
It’s my time now, bitch!
– Balloon Boy
THERE’S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE SHRILL WHITE CHRISTIAN SHREW ON THE VIEW! I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU!
P.S. CUT YOU!!
I’m reading your e-mails. Also, I’m out of gas for my ATV so I’m going to need $230,000 from the joint account. See you in court.
How do you feel about moving to Thailand? Might help us get around those lame child labor laws.
I can’t wait to yank that reverse mullet again.
The Superficial Writer
Wait, you weren’t supposed to see that last one. I mean, uh, Jon Gosselin framed me. You balding cock!