Jon Gosselin: Male Gigolo

The Superficial / August 21, 2009

Here’s a surprisingly Ed Hardy-less Jon Gosselin continuing his never-ending search for mediocre trim while finally realizing that limiting his love to 22 year old women will only impede his quest. Life & Style reports:

Sparks were flying as Jon Gosselin chatted with a clubgoer — pictured here — who was just one of the many women he partied with at Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, Conn., on Aug. 18. With his girlfriend, Hailey Glassman, nowhere in sight, Jon made sure there was a steady flow of women and booze at his VIP table. An eyewitness tells Life & Style, “Jon went to Scorpion Bar and Shrine, where he ordered bottles of Grey Goose. He only allowed girls over to his table the whole night, and there were a lot of them.”

So I’ve gotta ask: Does Jon park his ATV outside for the ride home or does he hide it under the table as a surprise? You know, so he can whip it out after he reveals how much he makes per episode. “$75,000… *pulls off tablecloth* Ride with me into the night!”