Jon Gosselin made a Funny or Die video. Of course.

November 11th, 2009 // 38 Comments

As part of his journey to make people forget he banged homely women in his kids’ treehouse, Jon Gosselin parodies himself in the latest Funny or Die video. I can’t believe I’m admitting this, but up until the last 20 seconds or so, it’s actually pretty funny. Then again, that’s coming from a guy who’s been pummeled in the face for 6-8 months by the Gosselin’s uterus train wreck, so take everything I say with a grain of ovary.

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  1. Oh boy

    Awesome

  2. mrs.t

    so, the choices are funny or die?

  3. Oh boy

    (This message by Jon Gosselin)

  4. Krissy

    yea that was boring.. and jon gosselin is still a douchebag

  5. Fifth?

    Fifth?

  6. Fifth?

    Fifth?

  7. NONOONNONOONNON

    what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today’s celebrities but i’m excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads

  8. NONOONNONOONNON

    what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today’s celebrities but i’m excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads

  9. NONOONNONOONNON

    what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today’s celebrities but i’m excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads

  10. NONOONNONOONNON

    what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today’s celebrities but i’m excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads

  11. NONOONNONOONNON

    what a fat stupid loser. i fucking hate all of today’s celebrities but i’m excited to see dakota fanning and miley cyrus become cokeheads

  12. NONOONNONOONNON

    woops, sorry about that folks

  13. Does anybody else think this guy looks quasi-retarded.
    I swear he looks like Corky but just less handsome.

    The only bigger douche than this guy is Sarah Palin’s daughter’s babydaddy – Levi. Now that guy is one big-ass douche.

  14. L

    #13…..I agree whole heartedly….lol at the Corky comment too!

  15. Trick

    That was supposed to be funny? I’ll choose die thanks.

  16. DrPhil

    I’m amazed at how much fatter Jon is than his last set of pictures. His chin is starting to look like his stomach which looks like his fat ass. No matter which way you look at Jon all you can see is an ass.

  17. DrPhilAgain

    All you homely women should think about his fat ass next time you think fucking Jon will make you a celebrity.

  18. missywissy

    it was really dull. It’s the first time I ever heard that dude talk. Wow, it was nice knowing you all, being I’ll have to die now. Just like to thank The Superficial for all the fun and trojans they’ve provided. Peace out.

  19. jkykjh

    honestly… that was the single shittiest vid ive ever seen come from that place. none of it was funny. how was that supposed to be funny? man that dude sucks ass.

  20. Somebody please crate him or something…he’s become dangerous.

  21. argleblargle

    Because it was Funny or Die and because the Fish said it was at least a little bit funny, I went against my better judgment and watched that. I certainly hope FoD did not pay that sack of shit for that skit. There was not even a tiny part of me that wanted to laugh during that video.

    Heidi and Spencer have mostly died off. Can Jon Gosselin follow suite, like, right now?

  22. This guy is the biggest doucher. We posted a video last week on funnyordie. It’s doing pretty well, it’s up to 3000+ hits in less than a week and one of the top hottest Music vidoes of the week. It’s got an 83% funny rating. Not bad for our first video. It’s called “I Found My Middle School Girlfriend on Facebook”. check it here. http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b3288fea35/i-found-my-middle-school-girlfriend-on-facebook

  23. Liz

    For Christ’s sake, if I’m going to watch some not-really-a-celebrity, overpublicized idiot do terrible imitations of comedy ripping on him/herself, can’t it at least be someone attractive? Let’s get Carrie Prejean; she needs to start earning those tits and she’s apparently pretty good on camera…

  24. Jenna

    @13 – AGREED! :-)

    I’m going against the grain – this was funny.

    Now we need a Kate video where she embraces Mama Duggar living and tearfully fires her cooking/child rearing staff. Then she goes to the gyno and has the bats removed from her vagina, tattoos stretch marks back onto her stomach, and gets hair extensions.

  25. Huh

    Is that earpiece part of his attempt to get into the Secret Service or is it part of his Call of Duty setup?

  26. The Only Opinion that Matters

    That wasn’t funny because that is exactly what he should be doing….losing the earrings, the clothes that DON’T suit him, stop trying so hard to be something he isn’t. This is what he is…a father to eight adorable kids. Everything else is bullshit. He should be kissing the ass of his ex-wife, man up and get his priorities straight. Let me get this straight, he “bares” his soul with that rabbi (another attention seeker) and then makes this video. What unadulterated crap. Ugly, balding, paunchy little knob.

  27. Richard McBeef

    It was mildly funny, but I am gonna have to go with die.

  28. jlylec

    j-dog is the SHIT!

  29. The best part is him returning that box full of ed hardy bull shirt to the store.

  30. Tanzarian

    Why’s he wearing Kate’s coat and scarf?

  31. Wow a HORNY pot belly! Really needs some workout…

  32. OMIGAWD!?

    Fuck you Gosselin.

    Nuff said.

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  34. OTP

    That was more sad than funny.

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  36. abby

    that’s awesome!

  37. Hi Guy’s,
    That wasn’t funny because that is exactly what he should be doing….losing the earrings, the clothes that DON’T suit him, stop trying so hard to be something he isn’t.

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