Jon Gosselin knows how to treat the ladies

Still in Vegas from his pool party over the weekend (above), Jon Gosselin spent last night clubbing, playing the pity card and then making women sign confidentiality agreements for grinding up against them. Us Magazine reports:

“He spent as much time on his BlackBerry as drinking,” the witness adds. “He was taking pictures of the club and hot girls.”
But Jon didn’t seem to be in a great mood, the onlooker says.
“It’s been a tough year,” he was overheard saying shortly after buying an $89 bottle of champagne for his mostly male group.
But by 12:30 a.m., his spirits lifted and he was spotting singing along to “Living on a Prayer.”
Around 1:30 a.m., Jon hit up XS nightclub at Wynn Encore. An hour later, his entourage swelled to both men and women, and he hit the dance floor with “beautiful blonde models from Beacher’s Madhouse,” the witness says. Girlfriend Hailey Glassman was not spotted.
Gosselin clearly didn’t want his actions revealed, as body guards passed out confidentiality agreements to the women at 3 a.m.

BODYGUARD: Ma’am, I’m going to need you to sign this agreement that you won’t talk about Jon Gosselin aggressively rubbing his groin against you on the dance floor while crying about his ex-wife.
WOMAN: How about I not and make it worth his while instead?
BODYGUARD: I’ll have to check. *touches earpiece* Sir, we have a lady down here who doesn’t want to sign the agreement but is offering sex in return. Uh huh. I see. Well, I’d consider it a lot of cellulite. — Right away, sir. Ma’am, he’ll meet you upstairs.

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